Funny Quote Woman Novels & Stories

His nose flared up angrily, "What do you mean nothing? So, I listened to your lame story about a not needed redemption, coupled up with a stupid ass quote that you got from a TV series about three girls who were given a magic cookbook for nothing?" "You see, the difference between you and those little girls is that they actually think with their heads and not their anus. You're pushing 40 but you haven't learned a thing or two about life. The first thing that came to mind when I saw you on that swivel chair was an image of an imbecile. Your hands are tied even tighter than the hands of a paralyzed being. I thought by telling you that quote you may have learned something, but I was wrong. You

I couldn't help but chuckle at her adorableness, replying, "I only added a teaspoon of sugar. I'm not implying you're old, but at your age, it's best not to consume too much sugar." "Are you a doctor? That's what those punks at the hospital always say to me!" the woman exclaimed, which made me laugh so loud, attracting weird looks from people around but I didn’t mind and laughed my heart out, making the old woman to join in, and the we shared conversations and laughter as if we were long-time friends, astonishing everyone nearby "Can you believe it? That kid told me he doesn't want to marry! Does he think I'm on my deathbed?" The elderly woman thumped her cane against the floor with enough f

She might be able to help us find Sophie and the girls. "Her name is Princess Sophia Monteverde," I said proudly. And then the woman suddenly burst out laughing. Is she insane? Why is she laughing? Did I accidentally say a joke or what? "Hahahahahahahaha" she continues laughing her ass off. What the hell is wrong with this woman? Has she gone nuts? This woman is embarrassing. People keep looking in our direction because of the woman who's laughing her ass off. I immediately frowned at her reaction, and when I looked at Drake and the others, they looked the same as I did. This woman is definitely crazy.

The woman snapped back. " Fuck you!!. Fuck your ass." " No man, the last thing I wanna do right now is to fuck you. " The woman said smugly. " I'm not about to go down that road with you right now. You are not thinking straight. " " You think this is all a joke to you right? You seriously do not want to mess with me.You know better not to try it. "

In my desperation, I screamed, "I am the CEO's sister!" I glared at all of them. "If any of you touch me again, you'll regret it for the rest of your lives!"

But as I was queueing, a woman in front of me turned and looked at me with disgust. "You can queue behind me, Madam," she said with a cynical tone. "Or maybe you should go to a store more suitable for people like you." "What do you mean?" The woman smiled cynically. "You know what I mean. Fat women like you shouldn't leave the house. You just make other people uncomfortable." I couldn't hold back my tears anymore. I put down my basket and walked out of the supermarket, leaving behind all the items I had picked. I heard laughter behind me as I walked away.

Says to the person that skips work every opportunity she has" "Okay okay fine don't taunt me but tell me what happened?" She asked in a serious tune which I sighed before narrating everything to her "So you see that's why I'm earlier than normal days" "That woman is a serpent but I'm glad you put her in her place" "I know right" "But do you actually have to taunt her with those your tiny breast and sex, gosh girl you're really bad and shameless saying all that to your soon to be inlaw " Jackie said which I laughed

She says with a small sigh raising her fair hand to the underside of her chin as though she truly pondered on the state of her father's manhood. A snort of laughter escapes my lips on reflex, the woman was too funny. "Let me guess, she put you through the wringer repeatedly, made horrid remarks about your sense of fashion, and then made you play Twenty questions about your current financial state." What sorcery is this?… "Are you some sort of wizard…sorry let me gender specific witch?"

If looks could kill… “What on Earth is so funny?” She asked, her stance becoming rigid. She was one of those women who didn’t like no for an answer. “I’m quite surprised by your audacity mother, although I know I shouldn’t be.” I answered her with a humorless smile. “How dare you!” I saw through her layers to the true heart of the woman at that instant. “I’m your mother! The Queen of-“

, Hahahahaha she is really looking for an enemy She was just retaliated, but she was the one who got pissed hahahaha women really "Are you joking ma'am?", They are fun to watch, it's been a long time since I've seen live action, maybe I'll see it again here "There will be bloodshed tonight", hahahaha I can't stop myself to get thrilled everytime I hear that "Do I look like I'm joking, mister?", Elie was very serious while the man turned pale at what she said, this woman was really easy to pissed-off