Funny Quote Woman Novels & Stories

She looks at me crazy with life and I burst out laughing. “Stop laughing,” she snaps. “And enough with this challenge stuff; I'm not riding a motorcycle and I know very well how this kind of thing works: you men take advantage and ride around to show off how big his woman’s ass is.” She shrugs, like her statement is a fact. “That's why whoever rides it has their butt in the air.” I can’t stop from laughing again. This woman still drives me crazy. There are several crazies in my city, but believe me, she’s a rare one.

The women comments and laugh but when I still do not make a move of interest to her words, she stops laughing. “They say it helps to speak to a stranger.” The woman says again and I look towards her, ready to tell her off and ask her to fuck off but the big smile shining on her very beautiful face stops me. She looks heavenly beautiful for a woman in her early fifties. “You cannot help me.” I simply politely tell her instead.

He stepped forward, “If anyone is willing to invest even a little, I can assure you, you won't regret it.” There was a stunned silence then the crowd burst into scattered laughter. “How very amusing.” The woman said this, wiping away tears from her eyes. “Amusing?” Logan quirked a brow, “What's so funny about what I said?” “I'm trying to decide if you're foolish or just dense?” She asked with a light tone. “What?” He asked through gritted teeth.

said the black woman. “How do you even know that? And who wouldn’t bang our boss anyway? I would gladly spread my legs for him.” The fake blonde with fake lashes giggled. “Even for free, just for one night.” “You’re disgusting.” The boob-job woman cringed. “Well, she must be so good at her job if she lasts this long,” the black woman said, and they all laughed. “Ignore them.” The thirty-ish curvy woman joined me. “I’ve heard worse.” I sipped my sofa noisier. “And I could care any less,” I said out loud before I rose to my feet.

“Robert Heineken once said, ‘A true lady takes off her dignity with her clothes and does her whorish best.’” “I love that quote of yours. Shows you’ve been doing your assignment. I’m glad you are not angry with me anymore.” “I hope you can show me how much I mean to you – more than anything in this world or out of this world.” “I will show you to the point you’d be screaming my name; forgetting yours,” I said to her. “I’m wet already, but it’s not too late to eat this pussy. I want to sit on your face and cum so hard for you.”

"Who am I, husband? I'm the crazy woman who punched thugs and goons at San Diego---" "They are not thugs and goons. They will return your wallet, you are crazy!" said Bennet, laughing. I'm tired. "I'm the woman who tamed Gunford Old Frog. Not to mention I fought the tiger who's about to eat you and silence her---" "Yeah! Yeah! You're invincible, superwoman," said Bennet. I winked at the man. "See? So no need to worry. Your mother is just a chick!" "You said so."

“I thank God I don't stutter in front of that cow. '' Good, we were quite irritated with a certain person who doesn't understand a no, but now we are quite happy with your presence, my love. I stifle a laugh when I see the woman's face. “Gentlemen, I ask that you please get your whore out of here. I look at her with a not good face.

Shin asked in a serious tone and the woman looked at her while frowning, well it is as if she just said something that is absurd but the thing is, what she said is not really something that is absurd - it was an honest question and also a question that not only the woman but also her goons needs to badly consider. “What are you saying b*tch? You are already tied up there and you have literally no where to go so don’t you think that it is already an enough reason for us to be able to hurt you and experience hell?” that is what the woman blurted out which in an instant made Shin Alexandra let out a laugh and that laugh made the woman and her goons froze on their positions.

The one in the front passenger seat held a phone to her ear, her eyes locked on the place where I assumed Michael, Jasmine, and Katelin were hiding. The women know where you three are, I linked to Michael and Jasmine before speaking to her. “And why would I do that? Those hounds are my people.” Of course, they’d use a dog joke. She must have thought she was being original. She laughed, but the lack of malice in her tone had me freezing. “It’s just a figure of speech. I didn’t mean to offend, but I can see it was in poor taste.” The woman sighed. “I apologize. The last thing I’d ever want to do is upset the queen.”

The laughter came and came until my sides were aching and tears of joy streamed down my face. "Thank you," I said in-between laughter. "I appreciate it." "Haters," The older woman shook her head. "They see a woman doing well and they want to drag her down. So disgusting." I burst out laughing. What will they say if I told them I knew the hater who was spreading all this shit about me? *****