Funny Quote Woman Novels & Stories

"You know, I have many ways to make you tell the truth." "You…" Jane gritted her teeth. "If you dared to touch me, you would have done it a long time ago. Why bother talking to me?" The woman laughed. Jane looked at the woman stiffly. "What are you laughing about?" The woman replied, "You're quite smart. You pick up quickly." Jane furrowed her brows. The woman was really strange. The room fell into silence once more. Jane asked for another cup of lemon-infused water. She took small sips and snuck glances at that woman from time to time.

she said, nonchalantly fixing back her hairpin. Jake tried to hold back a laugh. This woman was something else. "You do enjoy making people uncomfortable, don't you?" She shrugged, completely unfazed. "If they have to be." Then she narrowed her eyes at him. "I bet you're thinking, 'this woman is one crazy bitch,' right?" Jake was about to look guilty and apologize when Cherry broke into laughter. "You're not too far from the truth, buddy," she admitted with a wide grin. Jake couldn't contain his laughter either. Yeah, definitely crazy.

And just like that a blurry voice and an image that she assumed that was part of her memory appeared in her mind. 'A woman's worth is more than a man could never work for. A woman is a powerful person who gives light. A woman has been given a womb and a man's part and yet she can give life. A woman has been given a house and yet she made it a home that is full of warmth. A woman is someone who was given a simple thing but can give back precious treasures. A woman has never been worthless. Always remember you are a woman. And you are worth it"

I couldn't help but think that her smile was devilish. "What you think doesn't matter to me, Cindy.” I took a deep breath, my mother's voice echoing in my mind. She’s a woman Mark, a man should not insult women. But she was a woman who tested anyone's sanity. “Goodbye...” "You look at you and then you look at her.” she continued with her poison, "you, a meatball and she a noodle, can you imagine them having sex, Hill? The poor thing would end like a stamp!” She couldn't keep talking because of the laughter, but knowing that wasn't all, I turned around to the stairs’ direction as fast as I could.

' 'Yes. Then she cackled into laughter and within that laughter only a couple of words could be made and I think it went like this 'Y.....yo........you.................n... ne....near......nearly........ha.....had........me........f.....o..................oll............e...................d.' This woman was getting on my last nerves, right now. 'What's it like being his whore?'

She was sprinkling ice water on his face. He looked askance. Was he dead? Is she an angel? Mathew could not fathom what was happening, but he realized that the woman was saying something. “Am I dead?”, Mathew gave voice to his thoughts. “Hmm. Hmm”, the woman looked amused. “Are you an angel?”, he asked. The woman threw her head back and laughed. “Who would think that a small fall, that too cushioned by a lady can kill the mighty Mathew Hill, the handsome second son of trillionaire Theodore Hill?”, her lilting voice sounded good even though she was taunting.

“Welcome to the Acacia pack!” said the woman, who I assumed was Luna Acacia. The way she theatrically welcoming us, remind me of the Jur*ssic park movie quotes. She looks at all of us, while the four of us sitting awkwardly together. “Well, what are you doing standing around like you’re going to sing something for me? Just sit already.”

The woman glars at me, GLARES at ME, before turning to Ruth and speaks to her. Usually insolence like this, especially from a human, would infuriate me but I find myself more amused than angry. What is this woman doing to me? I miss what the woman had said to Ruth, but catch Ruth’s response. “Yes, he is always like this and he is lucky that I do not have a weapon that could kill him or he would not be alive to be standing here in your living room.” She sends me a murderous glare. I heard the most adorable giggle escape the woman’s lips. I frown at her response, not usually the reaction Ruth causes in people. This woman iss either really brave, or really stupid.

Indeed poverty can change one's mentality about a lots of things. “It seems you are having difficulty chosing the one's you want! Let me help you! You know, a woman can never get old when it comes to shopping for clothes!” She said with a soft laugh, and I frowned on hearing it. Sounds just the way Murphy laughs out too! Or am I assuming things that ain't real?.

Who knows next time? The woman giggled softly. "Be careful, handsome young man, a whore doesn't always have the privilege of being alive the next day to make plans. I may die wanting to sit on your glorious cock and end up coming back to haunt you.” I didn't laugh, I didn't think she was really joking. However, I kept a friendly expression. Prostitutes were already going through too much shit to receive less than a friendly smile. I was also in a shitty situation, so the least I could do was be nice.