Funny Quote Woman Novels & Stories

Still, she had to admit that this personal insult hit right on the mark of the actual incident. Yara continued, "But I don't dislike him that much anymore, since I saw he was indeed putting in a lot of effort on you. Damn, the only weakness for us women is that we soften up way too easily. Otherwise, we would've ruled the world by now and there would be none of the guys' business." As they were bickering, a chilly voice came from the entrance. "Before Ms. Quinn rules the world, you better fix your bra properly first. Don't let it fall next time."

the girl in black yelled, and everyone cheered. "Yes, that’s right. We will all run around the company naked." I chuckled, my shoulders shaking with laughter as it bubbled out of me. I could feel tears threatening to spill from my eyes. Every day, this place finds a new way to lift my spirits. "What's so funny?" the woman in black asked, shakily. "Nothing much," I said with a sigh. "I just find it refreshing when people underestimate me." I rolled my eyes at them, casually pointing a finger at each person sitting there.

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The old lady commented. “Keep your eyes off my mate.” Morning warned the old lady. The woman laughed. Or rather it would be more appropriate to say that she cackled. “You’re really funny girl. Maybe if I were fifty years younger then I might look at him, but by now I’m already three limbs in the grave. So you don’t have to see me as competition eh?” The old lady said.

he fakes a smile, keeping up his persona she laughs in response "maybe we can do another interview after you win the election" she laughs so loud, mouth wide open you can see all 32 teeth in her mouth, she throws are self back like she could trip and fall over if she laughs too much it was irritating why couldn't everyone be as delicate and elegant as his precious wife Emily? A woman with the laugh of an Angel.

Are you sure she is not insane 🗣️ Look at her humming happily as if her life is perfect Barbie stopped walking and turned around to face the woman who made the last comment. "At least it perfect than yours , you have six children but different fathers and you couldn't even manage to make one of the father stay , you f**k around with other people's husbands and beside didn't your eldest daughter get pregnant for a man who already has a wife and children ? like mother like daughter " The woman's face immediately flushed red with deep Embarrassment, the other women who were bad mouthing Barbie before all turned their attention to the woman. Barbie innocently walked away and even started singi

one man remarked, finding the situation amusing. "I can!" the young lady shook herself as if waking up from sleep. Her eyes lazily scanned the men at the table, powerful individuals in limited-edition and designer suits. Her gaze stopped at the man seated at the head of the table, and she pointed at him. "You! Get me those funny-looking coins. I want to play. I'll torture your rich asses." Laughter erupted from the men. It was the most ridiculous thing they had heard all night, coming from a woman who appeared to be under twenty-five.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

We stared at each other before suddenly laughing. “Yes, a woman should act like grace, but there’s nothing wrong with having fun. We may not act with grace, and at least we still look young because the word ‘fun’ is still popular with us. Maybe you missed it, so your habit is for a person who’s in their menopausal stage.” Cyrille said calmly. That's when Cyrille Bertiz’s sassy side comes out. “Excuse me?! Who do you think you are ?!” The woman asked in shock and even touched her chest.

I said. "I am a seventy one year old woman who has been alive long enough to know that options are a blessing and not a burden. Boys are fun. Stop being such a boring person” "That is insane." "No… no… I won’t take that from you. I am giving you wisdom,” She was already laughing again, that wheezy chest laugh, and I was laughing too because I could not help it I was mid laugh when she stopped. Not slowed down. Stopped. "Grandma?"