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"It is, but for myself. Not for you guys getting those happily ever afters. I'm all for that." "If you ask me, you'll end up having a double happily ever after," I joke. "Double the cock." She laughs. "That's about it." "Oh good Lord," the woman behind us exclaims. "I think it's time to go before we get kicked out." I shake my head.

He chuckled, a chuckle that sounded cruel. As for the woman, she merely responded to the cruel chuckle with a casual shrug. “I can’t wait to see their ridiculous faces,” the woman replied, no less excited.

“Huuuuh! Tuk his ham hang oaa muh! The woman practically howled with laughter. Amanda growled in frustration and shook her head hard, doing her very best to spit the rag out of her mouth. When that failed, she let out another annoyed growl. The woman, still sputtering with laughter snorted once again. “Okay! Okay! Just hang on a second, oh my god would you say it one more time? Please? It was so funny. Just once more?”

Queen mumbled. “ Do you pray, I mean everything you take to his presence –the lord can do them for you” The woman muttered holding her little arm. “ You look little, your voice tiny even your arm is small but you sound so mature and smart like a old lady” The woman muttered with a smile “ Is that an insult?, Well grandpa said I have the perfect stature, status, name and smile” Queen said with a loud giggle “ Your grandpa must really love you” The woman said in between laughter

Brooklyn noticed but was too furious to care. She crossed her arms, planting her feet firmly despite her wobbly balance. “You know what? Maybe you should just leave before you embarrass yourself even more.” The woman let out a cold laugh. “Me? Embarrass myself? oh my goodness , the only one embarrassing themselves here is you. Look at you! can’t even string a proper sentence together without slurring!” Brooklyn’s anger boiled over. “You...” she began, stepping forward, but her heel caught on a crack in the pavement. She stumbled again, barely catching herself this time.

“God, my body hurts.” He watched her curiously and said matter of factly, “You have short hair. Uncommon for women. And you also act differently… you’re more outspoken than your contemporaries.” “Well, this is what you call women’s lib in the 20th century. We don’t take shit from men like you.” He stared at her for a long time and said, “But it’s 1891, and what is women’s lib?” Her face drains all color, she whispered in panicked, “Your kidding, right? Is this some kind of joke? Is this April fool’s day? Are you trying to dupe me?”

"It angers people when the truth is spoken out loud." "Who are you to judge?" Rossie asked, making her way to meet the woman's eyes in the mirror. The woman didn't break eye contact, in fact, she seemed to be enjoying what they were doing. "He's a good man." "No good man makes his woman cry," she quoted, smacking her lips together and throwing her a grin. She puts her lipstick back in her purse and poses. "Cut him off, honey, while you still have time." After saying that, she left, and the ticking of her heels faded. It was like she just talked to someone like Ellisa but then meaner. They're all telling her to run away but how could she?

she said, as she moved toward her kitchen. "Add some bourbon," I called after her. "Is there any other way?" she joked. A few minutes later, she was sitting next to me, stroking my hair as I cried. "They're wrong about you," she said confidently. "You're not a slut; you're an empowered woman. And how you live your life is no one else's business!" "So why won't they leave me alone?" I cried. "Because you're the most interesting person in the world," she joked. "And they have miserable lives and unsatisfied wives. Maybe they're hoping you can give them some tips."

I replied, raising an eyebrow. But the woman wouldn't give up! She is really annoying. "Wow, very much in love? What's this, Zac? I'm sorry, I just can't help myself from laughing!" And she actually laughed! I wanted to get annoyed, but I'm going to maintain my cool composure. "What's funny? I bet no ONE loves you! That's why love is like a joke to you. I'm sorry, dear!" I said with a pitying tone, emphasizing the word "ONE" in capital letters.

What kind of thing are you? "What are you saying? I dare you to say it again!" The woman with smoky makeup shouted. It seemed she was a loyal lackey. I pointed at the woman with smoky makeup, stared at her, and said, "If you dare talk back again, I'll slap you!" "Do you dare?" She stiffened her neck, looking at me. Lauren chuckled. "The top one? Just her?" With a sarcastic smirk, she raised her eyebrows and asked, "You really dare say that? It's just a self-proclaimed title! You're talking nonsense again!"