Funny Quotes About Single Novels & Stories

you should seriously slow down. Coffee self: Not with that special blend he's not...do you know how hard it is to find good coffee made by a sexy hot single man? Maybe I should slow down, I haven't even tasted it... "....right aunt Amanda?" the little kid on my lap asked me out of the blue. "Eh...what was right?" Dale let out another deep laugh that made my insides happy. Not good...

“You are the only person who has ever really listened without making it weird,” Zack admits, his voice dropping to a lower register. “Everyone else either starts crying or tries to give me inspirational quotes or something.” The wind rustles through a nearby oak branches overhead while they sit in comfortable silence for a moment. “Inspirational quotes,” she echoed. “That is a new one. What like ‘hang in there’ cat posters? Weird.”

He chuckled "Come on, gramps, what do you mean by weird." "How will a thirty-five-year-old man be single? How do you free yourself when you are full?" My jaw dropped; I hadn’t expected Gramps to ask me a question like that. "Come on, Gramps, there are other ways of freeing oneself. It doesn't have to be through a girlfriend." "Son?" He called I knew the next thing that was going to come out of his mouth was going to be ridiculous.

She inquired with an icy tone. " Yeah, you are funny," I smirk down at her. " Oh, I didn't realize that I could be quite the comedian!" A sarcastic remark. " Maybe I should resign and become a full time stand up comedian!" " Buttoning up your shirt isn't going to take away the glaring fact that your shirt has graduated from opaque to see-through,"

Judi said in disgust: "Please, can you two care about the feelings of those being single?" "Singleness is your own problem. We obviously have love to show. Why should we consider your feelings? Who will consider our feelings? If we have love, we must express it, and cannot bear it." Judi applauded in admiration. "I didn't expect that you should be like this, I am really ignorant." Luna said embarrassingly: "Okay, don't satirize him ." "I'm chilling for myself," she raised her hand to cover her heart: "I'm just a

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

he answered nervously. “I’m single, too. It’s hard to be a single woman on this street. Almost everyone on this street is married.” “Oh?” “So, are there a lot of single people on your street?” “I don’t know. We just moved in a few days ago.” “We? You said you weren’t married.” “Me and my roommate.” “Oh. Nice.” She sat down next to him. Shit. I should have said I was married. “So, what do you like to do for fun?”

‘So, you’re here alone. I rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain. ‘In case your billionaire powers of observation have failed you, Portia and Josh are down there. They’re fully formed human beings. I’m not marooned on a desert island.’ ‘You know what I mean.’ I sighed. ‘Fine. If you mean, am I here alone, unattached, tragically single, a pathetic singleton surrounded by a sea of Valentine’s couples, then yes. Congratulations on your deduction. I am alone. Are you happy now?’

"Hugo, did you hear that? She told me to think about the consequences. Oh, I'm so scared." Only when she'd had her fill of laughing did she turn back to face me. "Jillian, what makes a swindling fake socialite like you think you can act so high and mighty in front of me?" she asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm. "I'm doing the world a favor by making sure you don't go out and prey on other men." I had completely lost my patience.

Ayeeee I feel special. Cringe. I almost facepalm on my corny jokes and lampooning. It was very natural because I'm used to talking to myself. And my corny jokes really help my mental state and my lampooning elevates my mood. It's a necessity for me so that I wouldn't lose my self. Being lonely and alone is different. Nina just think positive thoughts okay?