Funny Quotes About Single Novels & Stories

The grief she felt seemed to be released completely at that moment. The sound of Elena's crying filled the entire room. Brody munched on his popcorn and clicked his tongue. "Love is just so unfathomable. It doesn't suit me. I'm better off staying single." Harry glanced sideways at him. "As if you could get a girlfriend if you wanted one." Good friends were always brutally honest when teasing each other. The viewers on the live stream were deeply amused. "Don't look down on your friend, kid. Aren't you single too?"

“No wife. No girlfriend. I’m as single as the bottle of wine on your side of the table.” A good sense of humor too. He really can’t do any wrong, can he? “Nice one. Even though I find that hard to believe.” He cocks a brow. “Why?” “I don’t know. Men like you always have the pick of the ladies. You could have anyone.” “Can I have you then?” He says with a sly grin.

she says. I flash a tight-lipped smile. “We'll figure it out. We always do.” She nods calmly. We leave when I finish with the document. There's a cafeteria by the corner and we rush there to grab something for the stomach. We're seated close to the window, eating and peeking outside often to know if the rain has subsided. “This is one of those weathers that make you regret being single,” Maddie says after a gulp of her juice. I chuckle slightly, my toes curling inside my shoes. It's better to be single than to face some shitty experiences while in a relationship.

“This is business, not a party. They should take it seriously.” I rolled my eyes and let out an exasperated sigh. “Oh, my married friend, not everyone has a lovely companion waiting at home,” he said, laughing. “Besides, sometimes it’s nice to mix pleasure with business. Makes everything less boring.” “I said that for you single guys,” I shrugged. “I’d rather be home with my wife and kids.” Lucian looked at me with surprise, raising an eyebrow. “Well, would you look at that—never thought I’d hear those words coming from you,” he teased, and I threw a pen at him, making him burst into laughter. “I’m glad you found happiness and peace.”

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

again he jokingly said to his twin. Celo just frowned. "Why, isn't it true that we're single?" The twin said seriously. Even once, his twin really does not know how to get along when it comes to jokes. “It’s no wonder you’re single,” Jelo said disappointedly. Celo smirked, "I won't wonder too why you're single." It said and drove home.

That little back-stabber ditched me, her best friend for ten years, for some guy she only met a week ago. I texted the other girls in our group, and they all had excuses. One just got her period, the other is fighting with her boyfriend over something, the third is staying at her boyfriend's place...and Sally is probably having sex by now. Great. Just another one of the many disadvantages of being single at this age and time. The bartender interrupted my self-pity session and pointed to my half-empty martini glass, "Can I get you another one?" I shook my head, "Not yet, thanks," Because apparently, I will be heading home after this.

“I… umm… have lived my entire life alone. So, I don’t really know what friends are supposed to do…” “You will have to perform grave sacrifices and walk through fires of hell.” I said in a conspiratory voice, keeping my expression dead serious. “You will have to achieve the impossible, turn the moon to dust….” “I… umm….” She looked at me with such a puzzled look that I burst out laughing. Smacking her arm playfully, I said, “I was just joking, silly. You don’t really HAVE to do anything. It is enough if we can keep company.”

I said firmly, "I don't need to make up lies about him. "Mom, I get it. You think it's super important for a girl to snag a great guy. But what I really want you to understand is that a girl can rock it solo, too. A guy like Seth? He's not worth pining over, and definitely not worth me bending over backward for. "We're done, and whatever happens to Hoffman Real Estate is none of my business. So, let's not have any more chats about him, okay? I'm in charge of my own life from here on out!"

“By the way, do you have a girlfriend? Oh, I bet you do. You’re a pop star and you’re always with beautiful women so it’s impossible for you to be single.” “You’re wrong. Even though I’m always with different girls, I’m still single. Those women in my industry who work with me were just acting. I don’t really like girls who only smile when cameras are on their faces. I like girls who are real and brave. I like girls like…you.” He said while looking at me and I almost choke from the pizza that I was eating. “H-Hey, are you okay? Here’s the water.” I took the glass of water from his hand and drunk it. “God, Jared. Can you stop using your cheesy movie lines to me? That won’t work with me, dumba