Funny Quotes About Single Novels & Stories

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

“I don’t like it when you say that.” She stuck her tongue out at me but didn’t say anything. After a minute of silence, she said, “Well, how does it feel to be single?” I chewed slowly at a cookie, then swallowed. “Freeing. I’m doing things that I haven’t been able to do in a long time because I was taking care of Bob and his family, and I get to try out a lot of things that I didn’t know I would like. It’s fun.” “I bet you don’t miss Peter’s daily harassment.”

No doubt it was a little difficult but a little sarcastic roast and brutal insult was all that needed. Motivation wasn't something we needed cause laato ke bhoot baato se nahi maante. We figured it out the hard way. If someone was about to give up which surprisingly was just me and Akshita at the end, they roasted the shit outta us. And not just normal funny roast that we could do hehe haha on, a legit brutal one. And how nicely they used the card of me having my patner with him. Singles are always desperate not gonna lie! Either to pretend or to evade. But who am I to say that when I too favor the category of being single.

Rock bottom has its firm grip on me. “And you’re living alone which means you can do whatever the hell you want whenever you want.” Jayler went on and I saw through the eager naivety right there. “I just can’t wait for the day that I’ll be on my own.” “Oh, be careful what you wish for.” I trailed knowing that living alone isn’t always that liberating and fun. The loneliness kills you most especially if you are single as fuck. Staring at the four walls ain’t even that fun. You have to do all the work too. “Living alone isn’t always that fun and this is coming from a person who’s been living alone for five years.”

For the sake of my sanity and my health, there is no way I'm going down that road. Stan, my best friend and co-fighter, makes his way over to me, laughing at Stella's antics. "I'm glad I'm a married man." He says, still chuckling. I laugh as I pat his back. "If you were still single, I'm sure you wouldn't tap that either."

“Why were you laughing?” “BECAUSE HE MADE A BAD PUN ABOUT EXCEL.” “What pun?” “It doesn’t matter!” “Tell me.” “OH MY GOD—” He steps closer. Jealous. Possessive. Annoyingly gorgeous. And then he says it: “I don’t want other men making you laugh.” My breath stops. Instantly. Because he says it so quietly. So seriously. So unfiltered. “I—um—well—laughing is good for my mental health?”

"In our line, if duty before thinking of starting a family a getting into a relationship the first thing comes in my mind is that My life is so unpredictable. Always in danger. There are too many enemies and I can't afford weaknesses. It's better to stay single and alone." "I know. But come on. Live your life. When it will be our day of taking a bullet nothing would save us but at least we would be happy that we lived our life. We saved our country. We performed our duty well." "Okay. Now if your lecture has ended. Can we go now?? And stop being so cheesy. I mean from where have you grabbed this idiot??" "We met on a plane and I asked him to act and in return give him favor."

This wicked man is really persistent to paired me up with his son. “No thanks. I love being single,” I said. He laughed so hard after I said that. I can clearly see his gums from here. “You don’t like my son? Or else…you have someone in mind?” he said teasingly. Old men are really pain in the ass. “You know what? Why don’t you sleep now?” I asked sarcastically. He laughed and shook his head. “You’re lucky that I allow you to talk to me like that if not…you’re probably fired by now,” he said jokingly.

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

I say sarcastically. "Stop it. You're ruining my fantasy of the single life." "Sorry. I mean I go out and party every night, have hot sex with amazing men, and sleep until noon every day. Is that better?" "Now that's more like it! Tell me more about the hot men?"