Funny Quotes About Single Novels & Stories

She ranted in frustration and sat down on the chair adjacent to me. Then she grinned and looked at me with her spooky gazes again and uttered, "I guess I wouldn't worry too much, because... you, yourself, have been single since birth. I think I am not that much of a failure, and awfully unpleasant for guys to ask me out. Hah! I'm not alone!"

He sat back into his seat, sulking. "Fine. Just tell me one thing then," he said calmly. "Is he hot?" I chuckled. My best friend was unbelievable. "Yes, he is, but he’s also smart and funny and all those other qualities which you don’t value in a partner—and that’s why you’re single. Now, enough about men. Let’s party." ---

He offered. ”Cool.” I smiled. We then went to the cinema and watched a Comedy movie. I was still laughing after the movie. I leaned on his shoulder laughing. “You know Candice, someone used to say this to me; To end the loneliness inside you, you should do something funny to know that life is still fun.” I stopped laughing, his words hit me hard. I looked at him and smiled, “Thank you… and that person must be amazing.” He hummed and we talked a bit, get to know each other and I left for home,

"Single as fuck? Babe what are you talking about? You're gonna have to clue me in." "Cutter," she continues. "Commented on the Facebook post about your drug bust. Congrats to the both of you, by the way." She smirks, but there's a seriousness in her gaze. "Cutter told all the women commenting about how hot you are, that you're I quote, 'single as fuck'. And since we both know that's not true, I'm here to claim what's mine."

"I understand, I understand, being single is better, really. Remember that year, I was also a free person, like a wild wolf running on the prairie. Now even going out to drink must be reported to that person!" Maria was amused by Alex's lament: "Speaking of which, love is making it difficult for me now." "It's not like that, but the people at my house watch me very seriously." Alex laughed and said, "So, really, it's good to be single." "Yes, it's good to be single." Maria also sighed. Most of the annoying things in this world are caused by having put too much love in before. The next day, Maria received a text message from Ripley's father, with only a few words: Okay, tomorrow you will retu

Shelley replied: “You need to slow down. We're not a thing anymore, remember?” He responded: “Alright, sorry. I was moving fast. But be honest with me—are you really single?” “I’m single,” Shelley replied. He messaged again: “Don’t play me. You can’t be single with a body like that. I can’t fall for that.” (with a mind-blown emoji) Shelley replied: “Hahaha, well, if you don’t believe me, I can’t convince you. Believe whatever you want.” Stephen responded:

I asked, my voice rising to a shout, I was so excited for my best friend. "Yes! For real, and there's no backing out now!" The people nearby might have had their eardrums damaged. They were all staring at us. Sorry, not sorry, the crazy girls were just too excited! "Wait, didn't he have a kid and a wife?" I asked sadly. Maybe they were just living together? "Nope! He's single and unattached," the sly girl shouted again. "Wow, that's great. I'm happy for you, girl," I said, hugging her.

She changed the topic and I had to laugh. “Because I'm jobless? Besides the fact that I'm completely and totally uninterested, who will want a woman with not just one but twin toddlers who are dorks and one has a hearing impairment. Maybe you need to get back to the scene, not me. Besides, you're not just beautiful but single.” I replied and she frowned. “I'm not single. I'm in a committed relationship and I don't appreciate jokes like that.” She replied tersely.

"Don't stress about it Syl, I know there's a guy out there that will notice you one day and feel the same way you do." She chuckled and swing our hands back and forth as we continue walking. "You're one to give advises when you haven't even been in a serious relationship your whole life." I gasped in shock and playfully glared at her. "Hey I may be single but you have to admit it, my advises are good." "True. Or maybe you just G****e them." I playfully slapped her on the shoulder and we both started laughing. "Let's get some pizza before we head home." I nodded and we started heading in the direction where a good pizza place we know, awaits.

"And when you're talking to him, he keeps laughing silly all the time. And I really think this is a huge success of your love life, my friend. You really have to take advantage of this man. Love is too good. Throw yourself headlong and that's it. But it's funny that you keep laughing at the cell phone screen, that is, no doubt.” "It's the passion, friend," commented Luciana. "In the end, only the two of us will remain single, Ellen. I'm starting to think that we're going to have to leave this country to find something, because not even in other states I've been interested in someone. Did I tell you about the guy from Rio Grande do Sul that I was meeting? Ah, he's a sund. We didn't even meet