Funny Quotes About Single Novels & Stories

I snort. What a cliché quote some or other happy drunk motivational speaker concocted when he was at a loss for words. It must be the same asshole who suggested grabbing life by the horns, that winners never quit, and that everything happens for a reason. “Well, keep on dreaming, girl.” Cause that dream is not gonna happen. Luckily, that’s Axel’s shit. Not mine. I fake a smile, “Cheers!” and throw the alcohol down my throat before I bite into a piece of lemon. The sour taste causes goosebumps on my skin.

“Forty-two.” “Single?” “Divorced. One kid. And yes, still sane.” I chuckled quietly. “Maybe too sane to be talking to someone like me.” He gave me a sharp look. “Isla, you’re fascinating. Honest, funny, and just the right amount of savage.” “Just the right amount?” I raised a brow. “My friends say I’m too blunt. Especially when I drink.” “So, are you about to say something you’ll regret later?” I let out a slow breath. “A friend once told me, even if your Tinder date sucks, at least you might get to experience some good d*ck.”

Are you trying to attack me for being single? [Kent]: No, just feeling the struggle. Knowing you're single too makes me feel better. [Kent]: Woof, woof. Just howling on behalf of both of us lonely dogs. [Henry]: ? What was wrong with him? They were both single, so who was Kent trying to insult?

Even her laughter was so infectious that I found myself chuckling, then laughing. We settled on the couch, surrounded by the scattered throw pillows and that didn’t stop the conversation from continuing. “That’s why I’m going to start advising every rejected lady out there not to think about it. Sometimes being alone all by yourself will turn out worth it than been downgraded by some men.” “Really? So, you’re going to stay mate-less, forever?” I roared with laughter “I know, right? I’m adventurous, what can I say?” She said then let out a laugh.

I asked as he began to drive again. "No just naive and clueless" "Am not naive or clueless!" I yelled offended. "Well look at the bright side, your single and there's loads of single dudes looking to get laid tonight, maybe you'll get to meet another guy and actually have some fun" he replied wiggling his eye brows. "Ew, that's not funny" I cringed at his suggestion. "Yeah your saying that now wait until your actually there, speaking of that, here we are" he butted.

He yelled. "Why is it a big deal to you? Do you like me?" In a call of misfortunate, I again put my self in great embarrassment. I just wished the ground would open and swallow me alive. "I mean, do you like me to get single? Of course not! I would rather date your twin than being single forever." I said. I was surprised when the door suddenly opens and so shock to see Zack grinning at me.

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She said sadly and I felt bad about her. “You will get used to it. Living alone isn't a bad idea. Anyways, you won't be free to feel lonely. You will be so busy that you hardly have time to come here. It's not an easy life for us. When we became a public figure we had no time for ourselves. “Is it so hard? Then I don't want to be famous like you.” She said with a scared face and I laughed at her.

“Why does everyone keep asking me that?” “Because you’re smart, funny, and beautiful,” I said, smirking. “It’s a crime you’re still single.” “I’m just waiting for the right person.” She said with a shrug. “As you should.” I raised a cup to her in salute and she laughed before replying. “Besides, my life’s busy enough without adding romance into the mix.” “I’ll drink to that,” I said, raising my cup in a mock toast again. “But don’t wait too long. Life has a way of surprising you when you least expect it.”

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.