Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes About Single

“Oh my God, that was priceless – you should see your face – I wish I had a picture of that – ” “YOU ASSHOLE!” I shouted, then started laughing along with him. It was impossible not to. He tried to keep the joke going with a straight face, but failed badly. “Hey – Shanna’s single, I’m single – I figure, ‘why not?’” “Well, you’re out of luck, ASSHOLE, because she’s not here,” I said, half-pissed-off, half-grinning. “Oh, well… I guess you’ll do, then,” he said, wiping a tear from his eye.

Just easy. "Lucas, man," he said. He paused. "You ever get bored being single?" Lucas raised an eyebrow. Took a slow sip. "Sometimes," he said. "Why — you offering something?" He said it like a joke. Like he was ready to laugh it off if that's where it was going. But Ryan didn't laugh.

Camilla's POV. All of a sudden he started laughing. I was confused. "Why are you laughing?" I asked. He laughed a lot more. "What?" I asked. "You said it like being a single Mom is a bad thing," He said and then chuckled. "Most people see single Moms as irresponsible people," I said. "Well, I don't," He said with a smirk on his face. My heart skipped a bit. I couldn't help but look away. "Okay, so tell me the story between you and your baby's father?" He asked.

I wаntеd tо ѕсrеаm tо саtсh hіѕ attention, but nо wоrdѕ left mу lips. I turnеd back to Sсоtt who wаѕ wаіtіng аlmоѕt expectantly fоr an аnѕwеr. “Yеѕ, I’m single,” I murmurеd bеgrudgіnglу, ѕhufflіng my feet іn аgіtаtіоn. I wаѕ nоt thаt gооd оf a lіаr tо рull іt оff. Mу fасе was аlwауѕ a dеаd giveaway.

"Jessy, don't pretend to us that you don't feel totally wrong to have lied to Hazz. We know that you are terrible at hiding your feelings, no matter how hard you try, and we see how huge your dark circles are because you lack it. Stop being proud, and go after the man.” "I'm not going after any man," I shot with tight teeth. My mother sighed, I closed my face. "Do you know what I think is funniest? It's just that none of you are worrying about your own life. With the fact that time is passing, and they all remain single and unimpeded. Why do I have to be spinning my life around a man, and you can just laugh at my face when everything goes wrong? We are a family, but I can still tell you to f

He popped it open and gulped from it. “Hey, I didn’t say you could drink that!” I exclaimed. “Yeah but you didn’t say I couldn’t,” He answered. My face was definitely tinted in anger at his reaction to my question. I was about to grab it from him when he said something else. “Just this one won’t bite, Mon Cherie. A saying goes, “You shouldn’t drink alone,” he uttered. I froze at my spot after he muttered a quote. It was like we were both similar. I've always loved using quote when speaking.

" Of course, yes. Don't underestimate singles. So that single people like this won't be lonely. " Shanum shook his head, "remember your age, Mas. When do you want to give your grandchildren to her mother? " Keanu snorted, “sometimes, Num. It's good that a single can walk with anyone. " "Yuck! Playboy! " Keanu and Haidar just laughed at Shanum grumbling to himself. …………….

“Oh, so now you’re turning this on me?” I shrugged. “I mean, it’s true. You’re not getting any younger. What, do you think you’re Song Hye-kyo or something? Aging like fine wine? Maybe you should get married so I’m not the only one you’re fussing about.” She scoffed, placing a hand on her hip. “Excuse me? Just because I’m single doesn’t mean I’m desperate. I happen to enjoy my freedom, thank you very much.” I smirked. “See? That’s exactly my point! If you can enjoy your life without a husband, then so can I.”

she said finding it amusing that it was finally her time to sing this cliché tune. I sighed rolling my eyes, I wanted to turn around and see if they were even in the distance, but I forced myself not to. That would be so weird right? Right. “But wasn’t that single dude HOT!” Brit said squealing and emphasizing the word hot. “And how do you know he’s single?” I asked nonchalantly. “I can smell it” she says proudly. “You can sm—, okay I— let’s just go home” “For reals, I can literally smell singleness oozing off of him,” Brit says falling back on the seat.

Before long, she was pulled into the water herself. “I hate your idea of fun” “It's better than anything you can think of am sure,” “Are you saying am not fun,” “Am saying your idea of fun would bore me to death. No wonder you're still single,” “That's not true......I can be fun,” “Really ?” she mocked. “Yes really. I'll prove it someday,”