Funny Quotes About The Boss

"Should I help you take off your pants, Mr. Nicolas?" offered Dianne innocently, she meant it because she was worried that her boss would find it difficult. "Are you crazy? I can do it myself!" Nicolas exclaimed in an embarrassed tone. Dianne scowled in a bad mood. "I'm just offering, there's no need to be upset." "I know, even though you might have seen me naked because we had sex before, but still I don't remember anything about you," Nicolas said with a face that was now as red as a tomato. Dianne did not comment, she immediately closed the toilet door and waited behind it while grumbling. "Had sex with him? Ridiculous!" ----------------------------- This is Dianne Rosallee's 100th day working as an apprentice secretary at the Buenos Solar Company, but the girl is very fed up with her boss, Nicolas Gauthier. Nicolas Gauthier is a symbol of ruthlessness and arrogance. The main director of the Buenos Solar Company hates even the slightest mistake made by his employees. He is typically a perfectionist, which makes his employees difficult and emotional stress. Dianne Rosallee is no exception. Dianne Rosallee is a symbol of hatred and determination. Her revenge to Nicolas led Dianne to another complicated and crazy problem. There is a dangerous enemy that is lurking and threatening their lives. The term 'Love Blossoms in the Middle of War' seems to apply to Nicolas and Dianne. But, why is a bitter secret revealed when the both of them have shared feelings for each other?

Mas gusto sana ni Shalanie ng babaeng Executive assistant. Ngunit dahil lalaki ang ipinadala ng HR ay wala siyang choice kundi ang tanggapin ito. Hindi naman niya inakalang magtatagal ito sa pamamahala niya kahit pa ba napakasungit niya. She had a reputation of being strict and ruthless. Ngunit wala itong epekto kay Samuel. Sa halip ay siya ang apektado kay Samuel. Paano ba naman? Ang assitant niyang ito ay mahusay sa trabaho, matalino, guwapo, simpatiko at may mga matang nakaka-hipnotize kapag napapatitig siya rito. Hindi man niya aminin pero ito lang ang nakapagpabilis nang tibok ng puso niya sa tuwing nasa malapit ito, lalo na kapag nagkakadikit ang mga balat nila at nagtatama ang kanilang mga mata. Alam niyang nanganganib ang puso niya rito at ano mang oras ay mahuhulog siya sa lalaking ito.

Krys just wants a simple life where she can work hard without being judged based on her family's status in society. All she wants is to be a regular workaholic girl, but she keeps getting rejected from job applications due to her famous fashion designer and business tycoon parents. It's frustrating because she's qualified for the jobs she's applying for, and she just wants to feel like her education was worth something. One day, her friend asks her to go to an interview in her place and pretend to be someone else. Krys agrees, but before the interview, she makes a huge mistake - a drunken one night stand with a stranger. And wouldn't you know it, that stranger turns out to be her potential boss. Now, Krys is faced with a dilemma. Should she still go to the interview or ditch it altogether? And what kind of life will she have after having that one hot night with her boss? It's a story of unexpected twists and turns, where Krys must decide what's best for her career and personal life. Will she be able to have both, or will she have to sacrifice one for the other?

“We’re friends,” I said, voice barely steady. Aaron’s lips curled, slow and cruel. “No, we’re not.” “Friendship’s too pure for this.” His hand slid to my waist, hot and claiming as he yanked me flush against him. “Do friends kiss like this?” He kissed me. Hard. Possessive. “Or grab each other like this?” A squeeze to my ass. A gasp. “Or think filthy little thoughts?” His breath burned against my ear. “Touch themselves to it?” My cheeks flamed. My body betrayed me. “Stop lying, Venus.” His voice was a growl. “I feel it. Every time I’m near you.” I whispered, “But you don’t even like me.” His smile was pure sin. “I don’t have to like you to fuck you.” Then the offer: “Let’s get it out of our system. No lies. No strings. Just truth.” He grabbed my chin, eyes lit with hunger. “Say the word, princess.” A whisper against my lips— “I’ll ruin you.” And God help me… I wanted him to. --------- Aaron Sinclair needs a bride to claim his inheritance. Venus Carter needs a miracle to save her dying mother. What begins as a cold contract marriage spirals into a dangerous game of buried trauma, stolen identities, and forbidden attachment. He’s ruthless, closed off, and refuses to love. She’s resilient, lost, and refuses to stay unloved. But when secrets unravel revealing a stolen childhood, a tragic past, and a vengeful stepmother, their fake marriage is the only thing standing between them and destruction. In a world ruled by power and silence, will love dare to speak first or break them both instead?

Ever had your world revolve around a man? ******* "Get off me" I furrow my brows "Wha....?" "Get off me damn it!" He yelled. I quickly get off him. He stand on his feet, put on his trousers and shirt. "Wh....where are you going?" "Going to get myself a better pussy. Yours sucks" A sharp pain crossed my chest. I feel my eyes tear up as I watch him head towards the door. "I want my fucking food ready before i get back" The last thing he said before slamming the door. ****** Cora Davidson is a simple, naive and timid nineteen year old girl. She has her world revolved around her abusive and disrespectful boyfriend, Hunter Phillips. They both live together, she cooks and clean after him without hesitation mainly because she has so much fear and respect for him. She also loves to cook. It is her dream to become a chef someday but her boyfriend called it a lame dream. Despite all her friend's advice to leave him, she continues sticking with him until she is taken as a payment for a debt her boyfriend owe. A debt he owes Alessandro 'East' Gonzalez, a very very dangerous mafia leader. Will Cora ever come out of it? Will her boyfriend even think of coming for her? Or will she remain a COLLATERAL?

Magkaiba dulo ang mundong kanilang kinagagalawan ngunit nakatakda silang magtagpo sa pinakamasalimuot ng bahagi ng kanilang buhay upang hilumin ang isang malalim na sigalot sa pagitan ng kanilang pamilya. Sa kabila ng kasikatan ni Nadja Santiago bilang sa Djana ay matindi ang kanyang pinagdaraanang problema sa buhay. Nakilala siya sa ibabaw ng entablado dahil sa kanyang nakakaantig na mga awitin. Ngunit ang ningning niya sa itaas ay saglit lang dahil sa inggit at kasakiman. Isang misteryosong lalaki ang nagsamantala sa kanya kaya siya tinalikuran ng kanyang pamilya at kaibigan. Napilitan siyang iwan ang music industry at nagpakalayu-layo. Sa ibang bansa na niya ipinanganak ang kambal na sanggol. Pinilit ni Victor na tumayo sa sariling paa. Ngunit isang lihim ang sinisikap niyang pagtakpan dahil sa sikreto ng pamilyang kanyang pinagmulan. Papatunayan niya sa ama na karapat-dapat siya sa pagiging MAFIA BOSS balang araw ngunit hahadlangan siya ng mas ganid sa salapi at kapangyarihan. Ipinalasap sa kanya ang kalupitan ng mundo hanggang makilala niya ang taong tunay na magmamahal sa kanya. Ngunit paano kung ito rin ang magbubunyag sa isang pagkakamali na bahagi ng kanyang nakaraan? Manaig kaya ang pagpapatawad at pagmamahal sa pagitan nina Nadja at Victor? Paano hahadlangan ng kanilang pamilya at mga taong nakapaligid na tunay ang wagas nilang pag-ibig sa isa't isa?

Rania Agatha, gadis cantik yang mempunyai semangat tinggi dalam bekerja. Demi pengobatan sang ayah, ia rela bekerja rangkap setiap harinya. Menjadi asisten rumah tangga adalah salah satu pekerjaannya saat ini. Pekerjaan yang membuatnya harus bertemu dengan Sakti Argantara. Atasan Rania yang sangat galak dan banyak perintah. Karena kecerobohan Rania, mereka harus menikah atas dasar keterpaksaan. Lantas, apa Rania mampu mempertahankan diri saat menjadi istri Sakti Argantara?

Following a challenging period of rejection and divorce during her early marriage, Hazel faced numerous obstacles while taking care of her younger twin siblings, Daisy and Zayn. However, her determination led her to secure her dream job, prompting her to relocate to a different city in search of a fresh start and the potential for lasting love. Yet, her plans were swiftly overturned when she discovered that her new boss happened to be her ex-husband. The man who had callously rejected her with no explanation was unbelievably the one who offered her a position, fully aware of her identity from the start. Necessity compelled her to accept the job; for it was his financial support that she depended on for survival. Now, she found herself tangled in a complicated web - contending with his new girlfriend, a coworker who harbored affection for her, and a ruthless rival of her ex-husband who would stop at nothing to lure her away. Harnessing resilience and fortitude, could she navigate these challenges without completely losing her sanity?

"I love you, Evelyn..." "Don't you dare tell me that. Your mom fucking killed my parents. Even if she didn't want us together, why the hell did she have to kill my parents?" Tears drips down her cheeks as she stares at him with resentment. This is the same man she used to love with everything in her, the man that used to be the source of her happiness, but now all she feels for him is hatred. "I won't spare you or your mom, Jayden. Your family will pay for this pain you have caused me!" She screams as she falls to her knees and cries her eyes out. Evelyn's relationship with her boss was the craziest that ever existed, but they never knew that they'd eventually fall in love with each other, until the feelings set in and they couldn't control it. However, things went bad as the biggest obstacle in their relationship surfaces, and lives had to be sacrificed. Will this relationship last forever?

“You'll be my wife until I receive the inheritance. After that, we go our separate ways. Don’t worry—I’ll make sure you get your fair share.” — Walter Robles Desperadang madagdagan ang suweldo, pumayag si Samantha sa alok ng kaniyang boss na si Walter—magpanggap bilang nobya nito sa isang family event. Isang araw lang sana ang usapan. Pero nagbago ang lahat nang pumayag si Walter sa kasunduang iniatang ng pamilya: Walang kasal at asawa, walang mana. Dahil may makukuha rin siya, muling pumayag si Samantha. Pero ngayon ay hindi na bilang nobya kung hindi bilang asawa. Ngunit paano kung habang tumatagal ay unti-unti silang nalulunod sa emosyon na wala dapat doon. Ano na lang ang kanilang gagawin kung matapos na ang palabas? Pipiliin kaya nilang panindigan ang kanilang kasunduan?