Funny Quotes About The Boss Novels & Stories

I blurt out before I could stop myself. "Am I a little blunt and authoritative sometimes? Yes, absolutely because if I was a friendly happy boss-type I would not have this empire I have created, no one would get any work done because they would simply think I am too nice to ever snap at them and I hate to break it to you but it's not because I'm evil, it's just how I need to be to make sure my company, my bloodshed, and tears are not thrown down the drain because I'm nice" Nayel uses finger quotes to use the word nice, "Have you ever noticed the way you talk to me? How many people do you know who speak to their boss the same way you speak to me?"

Yes, Abram said, thank you for today and be home safely, then he turned to his friend, Georg, "What's up with you? It was a joke. I know she is your beloved." "What's up with me? I said nothing." "Exactly!" They stared at each other, assessing, and decided—the two smiled at the same time. Their smiles grew into grins before they both burst into a hearty laughter. They knew they were being silly. The Boss’ laughter subsided, "Anyway," The Boss said, "the opportunity you offered sounds serious and it will be a good career promotion for her—and you are not joking."

, he made a dirty look as I cracked up. “You’re always so nervous. Why would I fire you for a coffee?”, I chuckled, focusing on mine. “You can do that, in fact, anything. You can do anything,” he rolled his eyes as I glared at him. “Huh! What do you mean? I’m an unfair boss?”, I drew my eyebrows together. “I didn’t....say...that. Holy crap”, he hit on his head. “Don’t pull my leg again, please” I couldn’t help laughing at him forgetting everything around me. I just looked at him and laughed my heart out. In no time, my smile vanished as I found him peering at me again.

"Why don't you go tell your boss to show his fucking face and stop hiding like a coward?" The man let out a loud laugh, clearly amused by my bravado. "My boss isn't a coward, and he definitely doesn't need to hide his face," he retorted. "I suggest you be careful of what you say, because you wouldn't want to annoy him." I stood my ground, my eyes locked with his. "I'm not afraid of your boss, or anyone else in this godforsaken place," I declared. "I'll find a way out of here, and when I do, I'll make sure he pays for what he's done to me and my family."

Grandma burst into laughter. “Oh, dear…” “Does the poor man know any other words?” “I don’t think so.” I crossed my arms. “I’m convinced he was born wearing a suit.” Grandma laughed so hard that tears gathered in her eyes. “You shouldn’t make fun of your boss.” “I’m not.” I shrugged innocently. “I’m doing an impression.” She pointed her spoon at me.“Just don’t let him hear it.”I smirked.“He’d probably schedule a meeting just to fire me.”

Go ahead and make a plan, animals. "What about me? Isn't there another hole?" Another fool said laughing. "I have an idea, two of us in the pussy. Let's smash it so we can't walk anymore." They all laughed and I felt it approaching them. "Okay, boss? I'll take off my blouse first so we can see how big her boobs are. It's like we're all going to have a hug." Everyone laughed. "Bet it, let it begin!" Their boss shouted. I smiled sparingly. They all clapped and I heard their pants come down.

He wanted him to clarify his words, so he replied sarcastically, “Mr. Shawn, boss’s meaning is that you dared to agree to Mr. Wilson without discussing with the boss first? How dare you agree to his conditions on your own? Are you our boss’s boss or is our boss your boss? Do you not want to work here anymore?” Mr. Shawn knew that Zen was Christian’s right-hand man and whatever he spoke was actually his boss’s words. Mr. Shawn now felt that everything was over and he nearly fainted right then and there. The thing their boss hated the most was someone outsmarting him. Now that he had done that thing, he was not sure if he would ever be able to live the same life.

“How was your day?” I squinted at him. “How does my condition make you think it went?” He gave me a look, the kind only brothers could master—equal parts sarcasm and concern. “Pretty bad,” he said, scrunching his nose. I sighed, propping my chin on my hand. “My boss is an asshole.” “Ah. There it is.” “Capital A Asshole. Arrogant. Moody. Probably sold his soul to the devil in exchange for that stupid jawline.”

He didn't reply. After a short while of being silent, he threw his head back, burst out laughing, laughing like a lunatic. His hands tugged against his belly, and I just stood like a frozen bird, my eyebrows raised at him. Of course, I was surprised to see my boss act like an idiot. "I don't get what's going on," I marked out. "My gosh." He stopped laughing. He tapped my shoulder, smiling like a crazy person. "Woman, you're not even close to being my type. You think I have some interest in you? Such dumb thoughts."

He said looking at me. I laughed humorously. "You don't know my boss he will fire me and his girlfriend will kill me if I don't show up. He is such an arrogant and jerk. I'm sure every boss in the world is arrogant and Bossy jerk like him." I said looking back to him. He raised up his right eyebrows in offence. I looked at him confusingly and then it hit me. Shit! He is also a boss of his employees. "Sorry I didn't mean all the bosses. Some are good." I said apologetically.