Funny Quotes Bad Luck Novels & Stories

"So you've said. Look, I am really nice to them when I'm with them. They all know I'm a casual guy. I don't do the dating thing. If they're okay with it, then what's the harm?" "They got too attached to you," I reply bluntly. "I am pretty irresistible," he sighs. Shaking my head, I stare out the window. Finn turns the radio up and soon, we are singing out the top of our lungs to Shaggy's classic song, "It wasn't me". Even when we get to school and have parked, we continue singing dramatically, me holding an empty water bottle up to my lips as a microphone, Finn angrily playing air drums. We burst out laughing once the song ends, fist-bumping each other on an awesome duo, before exiting the c

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."

The butler looked at him with a strange expression, imitating the young people’s gaze as he peered at Robin: “Got it!” Robin rubbed his stomach, which still hurt from the fall, and said, "I'm really unlucky." The butler: "……" "Don’t say things like that. You should say that I’m really lucky!" Time flies, a day is so short. Don’t complain about being unlucky, the world won’t shut down for you. If you say you’re lucky, maybe tomorrow a wife will just drop from the sky."

I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.

weird guy : I seen so many people like you me : I too seen so many people but never seen such a weird person like you weird guy : whom you called weird do you know who iam me : if you only don't know about yourself how can I know about you so sad I pity you weird guy : I hate people like you me : do you think I love you weird guy : who knows me : may be in your dreams I will become nun instead of loving someone like you weird guy : very great I may love a monkey better than loving someone like you me : yeah it's right only monkey can handle your weird behaviour you both will be made for eachother weird guy : you are such a arrogant the one unlucky fellow who will marry you will elope with hi

He said making me scoff. "Mari bhul hu paidi. Mari bhul mane laigu. Mari bhul hu office gai. Mari bhul hu keva nu bhuli gai. Mari bhul ke mane dukhe. Badhi mari bhul bas khush." I said glaring at him as he shook his head. ( My mistake that I fell down. My mistake that I got hurt. My mistake that I went to office. My mistake that I forgot to tell you. My mistake that I'm in pain. Everything is my mistake- now happy. )

In that moment a laugh I didn't know I was holding escaped my lips. I fell to the floor, clutching my abdomen as the chuckles escaped my lips. “Gosh! You're an idiot," I voiced in-between chuckles. “You let a banana peel kill you." I laughed for a while longer, before realizing all eyes were now fixated on me. The comments were frantic with anger at this moment. “What a jerk." “Who laughs about someone's misfortune." Wow! It was the hypocrisy for me. They literally made fun of the married man's misfortune, but now since it's Gavin, it's wrong?

Lucy hurried to fetch her a glass of water and urged her to take deep, calming breaths. "Lucy! I’m finished; it’s all over for me," Samantha cried out, her eyes wide with confusion and fear. "A wise person once said, 'It's not over until it's over.' Anything can happen at any moment, and I understand how you could forget your purse in your moment of curiosity. So just relax, and let’s think this through together and figure out our next steps," Lucy reassured her, comforting Samantha the way a true friend would. Samantha wept, "I've worked so hard only to lose everything, Lucy! Why do I have such bad luck?"

“Honestly, the lady is bad luck, terrible things keep happening around her. (Vomiting emoji)” “He should have just left her when he was given the chance to. Now he's caught up in her web, I don't feel any form of pity for him. The man wants her pussy so badly. (Laughing emoji)” “I laughed so hard my stomach began to hurt! Romeo and Juliet, indeed, isn't this so cute and motivating? (Laughing emoji)” “Guys, are they dead? I hope they are; this news is getting too boring. They should just die and let us rest. (Rolling eye emoji)”

Has anyone told you that you are bad luck? "No, it's just Edward mentioned that he'd never had his head bandaged or been attacked before, but one night with me and-" "That’s because he lives a boring life with no enemies! Stop torturing yourself, Livy; it was a bad night. Shit like this happens, and it's not because you are bad; it's because shitty people are shitty." "Wow...did you practice those deep words in front of a mirror?" I mock, and she rolls her eyes.