Funny Quotes Bad Luck Novels & Stories

“Come outside. You need air. Or a distraction. I can trip over something for comedic effect. That usually works.” I huffed a laugh, barely. “Thanks.” He nudged my arm. “We’re still here. All of us. Even if everything’s weird and messed up and the universe forgot how to play fair.” “Yeah. Forgot and rolled a nat-1 for weather control.” “Exactly,” he said. “And I’m not saying it’s Lia’s fault, but the last time she said, ‘how bad could it get,’ the toaster caught fire and started chanting.” I cracked a grin. “The toaster was unsettling.”

“Yeah I know, I don't like people ridiculing themselves and...” “No I mean your tea, it’s horrible.” “No I mean your tea, it’s horrible.”

They were filled with a violent, chilling intensity that startled her. However, his expression was calm the next moment, as if that frightening demeanor had been nothing but her imagination. "What's wrong?" he asked. "It's nothing… Mr. Quade, don't let it bother you. They clearly aren't decent people. Just think of it as bad luck, like getting bitten by a dog on your way out." Wilson half-smiled as his deep gaze rested on her face. Then, he said in an enigmatic tone, "Yeah, my luck's bad, but theirs is pretty good today."

Although, I couldn't understand the reason why the young warrior said ‘I just got lucky’. “What if it wasn't luck as you guys believed?” Suddenly, they burst into a loud laughter in unison. “Really?” “Then what is it?” One of them surged forward. “Or you've also got some magical gift like Maddie does?” They chuckled softly, grinning before they burst into an erupting laughter. I frowned my brow at what seemed embarrassing to my image. “What exactly is so funny?” …And who the hell is the ‘Maddie’ in question?

“What?” She tilted her head, “You’re gonna get grounded forever.” Scott grinned wider, eyes glinting with pure trouble, “I’ve been grounded since the day I could walk. Do you know what they say about me?” Her eyes got even wider, “What?” He leaned closer, “They say I’m bad luck. Like... real bad. Stuff breaks when I touch it. Lights flicker. And sometimes, people die.” Allegra blinked, “That’s not true,” she said in that tiny, innocent voice that sounded too pure for the world she was born into, “You shouldn’t scare people.”

What the f*ck! “Lucky Pilot. Every dog has its day, while humans marry and don’t even get a wedding kiss.” She froze and gave me a horrified look.

Carolina "It was just bad luck," Noah says, following me up the basement steps. "Nothing but cheap, dirty tricks and bad luck." I smile smugly, glancing at him over my shoulder. "Spoken like a sore loser." "Just you wait—next time, it's gonna be all me."

Before I can come up with some carefully crafted quote I heard somewhere, Ben speaks. “Well, I don’t have any advice for anyone, but there was something no one told me before I got married and I’m taking it upon myself to do you the favor.” Everyone turns to Ben as if they are so interested in what he has to say, but somewhere deep down, I know he is going to make some silly comment. “What is it?” Jackie asks painfully, like the wait is killing her. “That your wife’s cunt is going to become your favorite thing in the world,” Ben says, and my cheeks flush bright pink while the audience bursts into laughter.

At least I’ll have something to give if they ask for them during the interview. “Haizt, what a day. Hopefully, this is the only bad luck, and later I’ll hear a big congratulations.” I talked to myself. There’s a saying, right? After the rain, the sun will shine. Just like my bad luck today. Hopefully, I’ll have good luck later.

“Get a move on, hurry up! Are you f*cking lame?” Jane’s heart gave a jolt, and then she raised her head, looking at the driver solemnly as she corrected him, “I’m just a bit slow, not lame.” The cabbie blinked. “You’re crazy!” He chased her away as soon as he insulted her, saying, “Get the f*ck away! I’m seriously unlucky to bump into you today. No wonder everything went wrong for me today, like how I lost so much money on such a safe draw.”