Funny Quotes Bad Luck Novels & Stories

Has anyone told you that you are bad luck? "No, it's just Edward mentioned that he'd never had his head bandaged or been attacked before, but one night with me and-" "That’s because he lives a boring life with no enemies! Stop torturing yourself, Livy; it was a bad night. Shit like this happens, and it's not because you are bad; it's because shitty people are shitty." "Wow...did you practice those deep words in front of a mirror?" I mock, and she rolls her eyes.

"No wonder why your business is riding on a rough road. You should always be smiling all the time. My father used to say that showing teeth is the best way to attract luck." "Keep your wisdom to yourself, I don't need it," I spat, heaving a deep sigh. "And I don't need you here, so if you don't mind, get the hell out of my resort." "Grumpy, jumpy, scaredy cat Ellie," he sang. "Never changed a bit. Good riddance." "How about I throw you in my pool this time?" "The morning looks bright and great, why so gloomy? Is it your time of the month?"

“What do you mean? Nothing is your fault.” “I can live with being called bad luck or evil…at least I'm trying my best to overlook it whenever it happens. But even if I am bad luck I don't want you to extend to others, or cause them trouble. I don't want to be blamed for anyone's problem or be a burden to them…”

He crossed his arms while narrowing his eyes at me. Time passed while playing, laughing and revealing a few things about each other which made me late for the office. Just thinking about it gives me a weird feeling. •••••••••••••• 'Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see'. ~Mark Twain. I used this quote in my poem. H.LOCKHART.

“You can’t even solve that simple problem!” “You don’t even know a simple Chemical Equation!” “You can’t even think of a solution in a Math Equation!” “You are a dumb guy!” “Dumb? Ha! How about you? You are a brainless tutor!” “You are a zombie!” “What?! Zombie!? How about you? You are a tutor but can’t solve a simple math equation?!” “Dumbass death note kid!” “Brainless karate kid!” Patrice and L were bickering at its finest.

But I feel insulted when she faced me again. “Sir, it is a good day to be mean! You wouldn’t really have blessing because of your attitude! Anyways, it’s your loss. I’m really sorry. Goodluck! Have a great day!” and giving me a damn sarcastic grin. That bitch really deserved my cursed a while ago. I don’t even feel a guilt! DAMN! Have a great day? Wow. Tss! She already ruined my day! Well, maybe she’s right! Wishing me good luck on my unfortunate day! Tsk!

From bad to worse. I enter the office and sit in the chair in front of him, separated by a light wooden desk. Maybe he won't strangle me with the desk. I start talking before he does. "I'm really sorry, sir, but bad luck is attracted to me like a moth to a flame. You know when you walk, step on a gum on the pavement, and when you lift your foot, the gum sticks to both the sole of your shoe and the street? And you know when you try to remove the gum from your shoe, but it won't come off even with a miracle?" I give him a moment to picture the situation. "Well, I'm the person who steps on the gum, only instead of gum, I stepped on bad luck at birth, and despite all my attempts to get it off th

Yup, I think I'll save myself the rejection. “Sorry about my teammates. They're not mature like me, they don't know how to treat a lady.” What a fool. He should know better than to poke an angry bear. Well, she's not angry, but even he should know it's not the best time to be hitting on her. “Im Quickie.” “Haha Seriously? That's your name? That's some bad luck and no, just no.” She scowls as I turn the other way and find myself some of that popcorn I’ve been smelling all day.

Jake, on the other hand, slapped the table boisterously and exclaimed, “There are two rarest kinds of gems among humans: a woman who’s willing to endure hardships with her man, and a man who remains loyal to his woman despite all the wealth and power he owns.” It was intended as a humorous remark, yet it ended up silencing the entire room. Stunned to see everyone’s eyes on him, Jake laughed embarrassedly and excused himself, “Whoa, don’t look at me! I wasn’t the one who said this. I pulled this quote out from the internet.” Edward smiled faintly. “Have you finished your meal?”

“Uhm, my car is this way. It’s pretty small, sorry. I don’t usually drive lumberjacks around, so I got a compact.” I laughed warmly. “So that’s all I am to you, huh? A lumberjack?” “I guess you would be more of a timber wolf?” she said, tapping her chin with the tip of her finger. “And you say I tell bad dad jokes?” I asked incredulously. “That one blows Fur Sure Solutions right out of the water.” Marley giggled. “What? I thought it was clever.” “The joke, much like you, was very clever,” I said indulgently. “But it was also very bad.”