Funny Quotes Chocolate Novels & Stories

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.

"Eat it. It will make you feel better." "I'm not suffering from a dimentor's attack like Harry Potter", I said rolling my eyes at him. "That doesn't mean. Chocolate is a really good cure for almost anything." "Who told you that?", I asked raising an eyebrow. He shrugged. "I don't know, babe. Just take the chocolate", he said rubbing the back of his neck. Something he does when he doesn't know what to say. "You look cute when you do that, you know?", I teased.

We walk into the gas station and Kayla says, "Pick your poison. I'm buying, birthday girl". I think pure chocolate is the best thing for me, so I grab a king size chocolate bar nothing else in it... just straight chocolate. Kayla looks at it and says, "You got it. I just hope you don't make yourself sick before the fun tonight." I shake my head as I wait for her to pay for it and say, "Not going to happen. I plan on trying to make this last all day". She laughs and we go to school.

Carter leaned against my side of the window, his hands gripping the frame, his chin resting lazily atop. "Why isn’t chocolate an option?" I asked, already smiling — something he’d somehow managed to pull out of me. With his stupid jokes, stories about pissing on people, stealing his mom’s friend’s clothes while she had a steamy session on the balcony — all of it ridiculous, borderline insane, and yet...he'd already made the heaviness in my chest just a bit lighter. For that, I’d always be thankful to him. Always. "Because you don’t strike me as a chocolate girl," he replied smoothly. "You give me major strawberry vibes."

I clasp my hand over my mouth. "I'm so sorry. "It's fine." Shawn shrugs. "See, we all have our embarrassing moments with chocolate. Doesn't make us love it any less."

Tasty! Yummy! Excellent bites! To him, he could actually buy me with just a cheap chocolate! Is chocolate really what I can't afford right now?

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Hiding behind Miguel, Vanessa shot me a smug, taunting smile. "Sure," I said, curling my lips slightly. "Let's hope Vanessa can actually handle a multimillion-dollar project."

If he had to walk away, he would. “Oh my God,” she squealed and Brian looked over at her. “I have to get some of these!” He walked over to see what she was looking at and nearly choked. “What the hell, Jon?” he asked, looking over at his friend. Jonathon smirked at him. “It’s part of our ‘Too Hot to Handle’ line.” “They’re chocolate cocks,” Brian blurted out. “They are,” Jonathon confirmed, “with chili-flavored cream centers. Very popular with the Hen’s party crowd.”

he asked, handing me a mug. "Of course. Chocolate is life," I took a cookie from the tray. "Same! I mean, what's better than chocolate?" "Nothing!" I giggled in agreement. "I like your giggle," he remarked out of the blue. "What?" I croaked, meeting his gaze. "I said, I like your giggle. Your laugh. It's...cute, just like you," he brushed a strand of hair away from my face. "Oh thanks!" I whispered shyly, looking down at my mug.