Funny Quotes Chocolate Novels & Stories

The walls were repainted in my favorite color scheme, and my furniture was back where it used to belong. Xavier trailed behind me and started to prattle on and on, “I have Alice locked up. She lied to me, and I will never have anything to do with her again. “She has betrayed my brother and done worse to me. Once the child is born, I'll have them sent to a brothel. “I also bought the pastry store in town that makes your favorite macarons. “Speaking of which, your favorite jewelry designer is here. I commissioned him to make lots of jewelry for you.”

Sydney said while grabbing a spray bottle and towel and going around to wipe down the tables "yes, this one time this woman got so angry at me because I put rainbow sprinkles instead of chocolate ones, she literally cursed me out" Tamara said rolling her eyes "oh gosh, my anxiety is hitting the roof right now" Tamara laughed "relax its not so bad most people are really nice its just the couple of bad eggs that come in here every once in a while. where was I oh right toppings next we have hot fudge, hot chocolate and strawberry and those are in these bottles alongside the whipped cream"

“I heard that.” She laughed, and scrolled through the list to find a suitable movie for them. She didn’t want anything that would trigger him, and she laughed when she saw the perfect movie for him. Asher returned with two cans of soda, a bowl of popcorn, and a large chocolate landed on her lap. She looked up at him, and smiled. “Supposedly, chocolate is a woman’s best friend, not diamonds,” he said. She grinned. “A diamond’s pretty to look at, but chocolate just hits the spot.”

the CEO asked, faking curiosity. “When I started working at Quebracha, I felt a little stressed. Since chocolate can improve the mood, I tried to eat it whenever I had a problem. But it turned out, I was addicted. At that time, there was always chocolate bar on my desk and even in the drawer,” Mia explained with sparkling eyes. The girl did not notice that the curve of her lover's lips was in danger of falling off. "Then, what happen?" the man inquired as he couldn't wait to find out what the relationship between the girl and his cousin was like.

“You all got in here, because of you. Your hard work got you right here and it paid off.” “Let's exclude the student loan now?” Nina whispered into my ear in sarcasm, causing me to glare at her jokingly but she was right after all. “And I'm sure you are all proud of yourselves for getting this far, do let me welcome a person of honor and also one of the few people who helped with our charity, Dante Melendez!” Immediately a clap of thunder made the room shudder.

"That isn’t funny. Even if we both know I can't stay mad at a doughnut for long." "What is it with you and those things anyway?" he asked. The man had practically lived on protein bars since we left Anatolikos, yet he was judging me. I pressed a hand to my heart, my eyes wide in fake offense. "First of all," I said, counting off on my fingers, "they’re chocolate. Second, they’re delicious. And third, they’re delicious chocolate." He pointed out that other chocolate exists in the world. I let out a long, dramatic sigh. "It's not the same, Cain."

Fred was stunned. He had already eaten the chocolate like Jackie told him to. Why was she crying? "Why? Why are you crying?" he asked as he swallowed the chocolate. "Because… Because Fred, your mom is gone..." Jacqueline choked with sobs. "You must be… Sad… B-But the chocolates I've brought won't cheer you up... What can I do to cheer you up...?" Fred was a little confused. Did Jackie want to make him happy that much?

I laughed, the sound ridiculous against the quiet of the studio. I ate one. Then another. The chocolate was better than any weather in the world. It melted, dark and rich and absurdly perfect. With each bite something unwound inside me and I remembered simpler things like the warmth of Kyle’s laugh that used to curl around my name, the ordinary kindnesses that had been rarer than diamonds since I’d been sold.

Without a second persuasion, he thanked Eliot and began to lick and bite into the chocolate. Laughing, Eliot said, “I take it you haven’t had one before. I’ve lots of it and would give you more if you want to.” Rubbing Ethan’s shoulders again, he continued, “A wise man once told me that when you are sad, go for chocolate or ice cream; it does wonders. I want to find out if what he said is true. Do you feel better?” Smiling, Ethan replied, “I do.” “Then it worked.” “Yes, it did.”

I traced a constellation with a glint in my eyes, “It’s my motto, maybe you should make it yours too” I tilted my head to give him a genuine smile. I saw his wheels turning in his head for a while through his green orbs, then he broke into small chuckles, shaking his head. I blinked my eyes as to why he was laughing. We were talking serious things right before he began chortling. Did I say something funny? “Why’re you laughing?” I asked. He silenced his chuckles to look at me biting his lips preventing any more. “No wonder you were called the ‘Quote Schmuck’” he quoted.