Novel & Cerita Funny Quotes Grandma

“You know I am right.” Gramps storms into the house glaring at Grandma the whole time. He grabs his shovel and storms back out of the house without another word. “So, he’s still mad.” I smirk as I take another sip of my coffee and this time I receive the glare from Grandma. “What’s he even doing?” I ask. “Apparently, he’s digging my grave,” she laughs taking another sip of her coffee.

I couldn't help but laugh. "No, Grandpa. I think the word you're looking for is 'wicked.'" He scratched the back of his head. "Wicked? Well then, let's get wicked!" Dad burst into laughter. "Oh, Dad, you're never going to get today's slang right." Grandpa shrugged dramatically. "I grew up in a different century. Give an old wolf a break." The three of us laughed together. Dad glanced at his watch. "Okay, enough joking around. Grandma is going to have our hides if we're late to your birthday party."

Grandpa Jimmy attempts to hug grandma Shiley but she pushes him away. "What have I done this time?" Grandpa Jimmy asked, perplexed about what he did to deserve such a cold shoulder. "Wasn't she happy just a minute ago?" He thought "So you wish to be younger so you will leave me huh? I've seen your plans now" Grandma Shiley pouts, faking an angry face. "Oh no, I can never do that. It was only a joke, a compliment for our beautiful daughter" Grandpa Jimmy tried explaining, but she was in no way giving in any time soon.

she whispered. Unexpectedly, Sky raised her finger at the side of her head. "How would Grandma's friends respond if they found out that Grandma refused healthy food? Grandma even whined for pizza with lots of cheese. That's a food for kids, though. I think they would definitely laugh and think Grandma's behavior was ridiculous." "You! Stop making fun of me!" "Oh, I remember!" Sky raised her finger higher. Her eyes were wide with enthusiasm.

“No, I’ve got other grandbabies to take care of. But I’ll be back when that baby’s born.” Clover smiles. “You will?” Grandma grins. “Of course. If I die tomorrow, I’ll tell somebody to dig my dead ass up and put me in the hospital room next to you.” The room goes crazy... Half laughter. Half what the hell. I shake my head. “Grandma, you always got the craziest antidotes.” She pats my cheek. “Just be careful. And take care of your girl.” I pause for half a second...

For the first time in life . "Aww darling you are leaving today I'm so gonna miss you ." My grandma said, pulling me into a tight hug . "I'll miss you too grandma ." I said . She hugged even tighter . I cuffed " grandma.. you...are choking..me ." I said . She realized me ." Let me see your beautiful face for once ." She said grabbing my face . Tilting it around . Yeah that's how grandmas are , right ? They are fun . "I'll visit you soon again . " I said assuring her . As we went out to eat our lunch .

I wave a finger in her face. "Fine, do you want a milkshake? I'll go get you one." "Really?" I smile brightly. "That's so nice of you." "Oh, I am nice. Gets me away from you for thirty minutes." She swipes her keys off the counter and ducks as I throw a paper towel roll at her. "Missed me." She sticks her tongue out. "When did Justice get to be such a pain in the ass?" I wrinkle my nose. Deadpan, Grandma answers, "About the time you got knocked up and lost your sense of humor."

the old woman smiled then she peeped at her daughter with a slightly confused air. “Grandma, I have something for you” Lucy took out a tiny candy in her bag and handed it over to her grandma. “Wow, all this for me. Aww… you didn't have to. You’re such a darling” she said with a funny grimace and Lucy laughed. “Oh, Grandma, don't be dramatic,” she said with a naive but very silly voice and her grandma cracked up, she couldn't help it. Lucy heard that in a movie she watched with her grandma and since then she’s been using it with her best friend, her grandmother.

, Greg reminded. "Are you referring to me as old, Greggy?", Grandma said and Grace chuckled. "N-no. Well, yes ! You're already old grandma . You're sixty years old already !", emphasized. Grandma folded his sweater's sleeves and acted to punch me but I stopped her and said sorry many times. Grace grins at me. I poked my tongue at her and she did the same then follow grandma in the kitchen. I closed my eyes and relax. I am feeling better now. I feel recharged.

“Where are your manners?!” “I just don’t want you to be tricked again,” she muttered. “Tricked?! I know what I’m doing!” Grandma huffed. “Go back inside and do your homework!” “No!” **********