Funny Quotes Grandma Novels & Stories

Liam's grandmother coldly stated to Jessica. She had no problem giving away a small portion of their fortune for her Grandson's peace. If that was still insufficient to satiate their avarice, she had a variety of ways to demonstrate to them just how vile a person may turn out to be. Jessica laughed in reaction to Liam's grandmother's remarks because, despite the fact that she never gave it any thought, money was always involved. "What is so hilarious?" Liam's grandma yelled, baring her teeth and wanting to rip off Jessica's arrogant face, which was making it clear that she had no intention of abandoning Liam no matter what she did.

"You don't know this, but Charlotte has this unique thing about her. If you upset her, something terrible will happen to you!" Grandma scoffed. "I can't believe that you still believe in this superstitious nonsense in this day and age. Even an old woman like me wouldn't fall for such preposterous tricks! Come upstairs with me, Quinn. No one can bully you when I'm around!" Grandma glared at me with her hazy eyes when she said the last sentence, making it obvious that she was warning me. Tears spilled down my face. It seemed that it really was pointless for me to continue living.

“You know I am right.” Gramps storms into the house glaring at Grandma the whole time. He grabs his shovel and storms back out of the house without another word. “So, he’s still mad.” I smirk as I take another sip of my coffee and this time I receive the glare from Grandma. “What’s he even doing?” I ask. “Apparently, he’s digging my grave,” she laughs taking another sip of her coffee.

I couldn't help but laugh. "No, Grandpa. I think the word you're looking for is 'wicked.'" He scratched the back of his head. "Wicked? Well then, let's get wicked!" Dad burst into laughter. "Oh, Dad, you're never going to get today's slang right." Grandpa shrugged dramatically. "I grew up in a different century. Give an old wolf a break." The three of us laughed together. Dad glanced at his watch. "Okay, enough joking around. Grandma is going to have our hides if we're late to your birthday party."

Grandpa Jimmy attempts to hug grandma Shiley but she pushes him away. "What have I done this time?" Grandpa Jimmy asked, perplexed about what he did to deserve such a cold shoulder. "Wasn't she happy just a minute ago?" He thought "So you wish to be younger so you will leave me huh? I've seen your plans now" Grandma Shiley pouts, faking an angry face. "Oh no, I can never do that. It was only a joke, a compliment for our beautiful daughter" Grandpa Jimmy tried explaining, but she was in no way giving in any time soon.

she whispered. Unexpectedly, Sky raised her finger at the side of her head. "How would Grandma's friends respond if they found out that Grandma refused healthy food? Grandma even whined for pizza with lots of cheese. That's a food for kids, though. I think they would definitely laugh and think Grandma's behavior was ridiculous." "You! Stop making fun of me!" "Oh, I remember!" Sky raised her finger higher. Her eyes were wide with enthusiasm.

He never once looks toward the window. Still, a whisper of unease trails through me like smoke. But I push it away. I turn back to my lemonade, forcing a smile. “Let’s not let a ghost ruin a good day.” My grandma gives me a proud smile and lifts her glass. “To healing. And to husbands worth wearing lingerie for.” I choke on my drink. “Grandma!” She just laughs. Roxanne laughs with her. And—despite everything—so do I.

Grandpa was seated in his armchair behind her, waving happily. “Oh, my sweet girl,” she said, her voice shaking. “We’ve been watching everything. I wish we could be there in person. Grandpa’s still stubborn as anything, you know.” “You say stubborn like it’s a bad thing,” Grandpa hollered in the background. “That’s what’s kept me kicking this long. I laughed a little true laugh, my first in days. “You’ve always been brave,” said Grandma, her eyes shining.

For the first time in life . "Aww darling you are leaving today I'm so gonna miss you ." My grandma said, pulling me into a tight hug . "I'll miss you too grandma ." I said . She hugged even tighter . I cuffed " grandma.. you...are choking..me ." I said . She realized me ." Let me see your beautiful face for once ." She said grabbing my face . Tilting it around . Yeah that's how grandmas are , right ? They are fun . "I'll visit you soon again . " I said assuring her . As we went out to eat our lunch .

I wave a finger in her face. "Fine, do you want a milkshake? I'll go get you one." "Really?" I smile brightly. "That's so nice of you." "Oh, I am nice. Gets me away from you for thirty minutes." She swipes her keys off the counter and ducks as I throw a paper towel roll at her. "Missed me." She sticks her tongue out. "When did Justice get to be such a pain in the ass?" I wrinkle my nose. Deadpan, Grandma answers, "About the time you got knocked up and lost your sense of humor."