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วิญญาณต้องสาป นำพาหญิงสาวผู้หนึ่งกลับไปยังห้วงเวลาที่พวกเขาเคยอยู่ หวังว่านางจะช่วยถอนคำสาปร้ายนี้ เพื่อที่จะได้หลุดพ้นจากการจองจำนับพันปี และเขาที่เฝ้ารอนางมาตลอดพันปี พันปีที่เฝ้ารอได้พบเธออีกครั้ง กี่หมื่นวันที่ถูกจองจำวิญญาณเอาไว้ เขานั่นเฝ้ารอเพียงแค่เธอ

"เมื่อกฎแห่งกรรมถูกทำลาย ความตายจึงไม่ใช่จุดสิ้นสุด... แต่เป็นคุกขังชั่วนิรันดร์" ในยุคสมัยที่ ‘มหาโพธิ์ทอง’ ยังคงแผ่กิ่งก้านสีทองปกคลุมไปทั่วทั้งไตรภูมิ ทุกสรรพชีวิตดำรงอยู่ภายใต้แสงแห่งบุญบารมีอันศักดิ์สิทธิ์ แต่เมื่อ ‘มหาธรรมจักร’ กฎเกณฑ์ที่ค้ำจุนโลกถูกทุบทำลายจนแตกเป็นเสี่ยงๆ ความวิปริตจึงบังเกิดเหนือแผ่นดินสยาม เหล่ากึ่งเทพหน่อเนื้อพุทธางกูรต่างแย่งชิงเศษเสี้ยวของมหาธรรมจักรจนบ้าคลั่ง สงครามทำลายร้างเปลี่ยนอารยธรรมที่รุ่งเรืองให้กลายเป็นนรกบนดิน คนตายไม่ไปผุดไปเกิด แต่กลับลุกขึ้นมาเดินดินในร่างเน่าเปื่อย แสงทองที่เคยให้ชีวิตกลับกลายเป็นกรงขังที่สาปแช่งวิญญาณ ท่ามกลางกลีบดอกไม้ทองคำที่เหี่ยวเฉา ‘สิงขร’ อดีตนักรบผู้ถูกตราหน้าว่าเป็น ‘ผู้ไร้บุญ’ ได้ตื่นขึ้นจากความตายตามเสียงเพรียกของพฤกษา เขาต้องออกเดินทางผ่านแคว้นโบราณที่เต็มไปด้วยอสุรกายและอาคมคุณไสย เพื่อรวบรวมเศษขุมพลังจากเหล่าเจ้าเมืองที่คลุ้มคลั่ง ทางเลือกของเขามีเพียงสอง... หนึ่งคือสยบยอมต่อโชคชะตาที่เน่าเฟะ หรือสอง คือการก้าวขึ้นเป็น ‘ธรรมราชา’ คนใหม่ ผู้กำหนดกฎเกณฑ์แห่งโลกขึ้นมาด้วยคมดาบและรอยสักยันต์อาคม!

Sonya is not your typical woman. Hindi siya nagsususuot ng mga damit na sexy, hindi rin siya nag-aayos ng sarili. Manang at Baduy kung tawagin. Madalas din siyang hindi natatanggap sa mga ina-applyan na trabaho dahil sa itsura at pananamit niya kaya naman laking tuwa niya ng may isang tumanggap sa kanya. Ang akala ni Sonya ay magiging normal na ang pag-ikot ng kanyang mundo. But despite of being Manang and Baduy, her boss began to show actions that he's beginning to likes.

Kylie Leowfin is a beautiful, intelligent, and special model from Europe. She is living a happy life until she returns to the Philippines for the wedding of her cousin. During her stay there, she meets Thurstin Piers, a guy she does not want to see again. She dislikes Thurstin\'s that so much. However, fate and chance conspired together. Their paths cross again, and Thurstin and Kelly are stuck in the same place. After a while, Kylie realized that Thurstin\'s had a kind heart. But the pressure Kylie feels from the two of them being stuck in the same place that might make Kylie develop feelings for him. By keeping her distance and distracting herself, Kylie tried not to be disturbed by him. Do they have any chance of falling in love with each other? Read on to find out.

Mula sa mayamang angkan si Gladyz siya na ang namamahala sa mga kompanyang naitatag ng kanyang ama. Nag-iisang anak at nakukuha nyang lahat ng gusto sa isang senyas lang ng kanyang daliri. Pero hindi lahat ng pagkakataon ay umaayon sa kanya lalong-lalo na pagdating sa pag-ibig. Minsan na siyang nasaktan sa una nyang relasyon minahal nya ng husto si Jake pero nagawa siya nitong lokohin at ipagpalit sa ibang babae. Hindi nya alam kung paano magtiwala ulit sa isang lalake dahil tingin nya lahat ng lalake ay manloloko. Ayaw na nyang sumugal at magtiwalang muli sa mga lalake dahil sa sakit na kanyang naranasan. Pero nagbago ang lahat ng makilala nya si Adrian isang simpleng tao, gwapo, magino pero medyo bastos..Nagtatrabaho ito sa kanya bilang isang assistant.

Amalthea Romano is the most organized person you'd ever meet. From her closet, down to her study table, everything must be perfectly aligned. Ganoon din sa schedules niya! She's very goal oriented. She planned to graduate college, run the family business, get married eventually or maybe spend the rest of her life with her beloved pets. But one Sunday morning ruins it all. Papaanong biglang nasingit sa schedule niya ang maging babysitter?

si louisse ay ipinagkasundo sa anak ng kaibigan nang kanyang ama. Subalit Hindi nito kayang pakasal Ang binata.Dahil sa gusto Muna niya makapag- aral at maabot Ang kanyang pangarap. Ngunit sa kanyang pagbabalik.Doon niya mapagtatanto na mahal Pala niya Ang binata. At Ang binata Ang magpapahirap sa kanya.Dahil sa gusto niyang ipadama Ang sakit na kanyang naranasan noong iniwan siya nito.Ngunit sa huli pala ay sila Rin Pala Ang magkakatuluyan NG binata.

  “Liar. Slut. That thing in your belly isn’t mine.” Those were his last words before the door slammed and I hit the floor, shaking, wondering how the man I married had turned into someone who enjoyed watching me fall apart. Love wasn’t supposed to feel like punishment, but with him, it became exactly that. The insults. The bruises. The silence afterward. And the worst part was watching my own cousin the girl I grew up with slide into his life watching mine fall apart. He threw me out like trash. They both did. But I didn’t die out there. I got back up. And the woman who stood again wasn’t the weak one they tried to break. She was someone they should’ve feared from the start. There’s someone new now. He doesn’t see me as a burden but as someone worth fighting for. So when my ex shows up months later, suddenly soft-spoken, suddenly sorry, mumbling, “Emily… please. I messed up,” he expects the old me to crawl back. Instead, I look him in the eye and tell him the truth “You’re not part of my life anymore. You’re just what I had to survive.”

A fake engagement. A dying billionaire. A truth that could destroy them both. Eva Monroe is drowning in debt, desperate to save her ailing brother from loan sharks and hospital bills. When she’s offered a life-changing deal—to pose as the fiancée of terminally ill billionaire Cassian Vale—she takes it without asking questions. It was supposed to be temporary. A lie. Until he lives. The treatment works. Cassian survives. And now he wants Eva by his side—for real. To the world, they’re a power couple. To Cassian, she’s the only person who ever saw him as a man, not a wallet. But Eva is hiding more than just her heart. She’s not just a waitress. She’s the daughter of the man who tried to expose Cassian’s corrupt company—and paid with his life. Now the same empire that saved Cassian is hunting her. When the truth explodes, Cassian must choose: Protect the woman who lied to him… Or save the legacy that nearly killed him. One built an empire of lies. The other holds the truth that could burn it all down. And love? It may not survive either. ---  

Five years ago, Ava Winters was betrayed by her sister and left to suffer in a loveless marriage to the CEO of Blackwood Industries, Damon Blackwood. Another secretive plan had her stripped of her family's fortune, divorced and sent packing, only to return as a competitive CEO of a rival conglomerate. Now, she’s back in New York, ready to get back at Damon with a vengeful plan and a secret that would tear Damon's life apart. But fate had other plans. Even as Ava is bent on tarnishing Damon's image, her feelings for him return, and this poses a hindrance to getting her revenge. Now, she must confront the memories of five years ago. With secrets and betrayal waiting at every corner, will she be able to trust the man who once treated her like she meant nothing to him because he is the only one she can trust? Or will the past sins pull them into a bubble of hatred, one which they might never burst out from?