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Saat Zizi Natasya melihat perselingkuhan kekasihnya, Damian, dengan sahabat karibnya, dia pulang dan menghilangkan kesedihannya dengan membaca Novel kesayangannya sampai ia terlelap. Secara tak sengaja, ia terbangun di tempat asing. Dan ternyata ia terbangun di tubuh seorang tokoh novel yang ia baca. Namun tokoh itu adalah tokoh yang lemah, dan akan mati karena difitnah oleh selingkuhan suaminya. Dia bertekad ingin pulang setelah menyelesaikan bab kehidupannya di dalam cerita.

“Why do you keep looking at me like I’ve died before?” Elion’s voice trembles—half accusation, half fear. Cale freezes. He shouldn’t know. He shouldn’t remember. But he does. Every scream. Every last breath. Every timeline where Elion slipped through his hands. After a viral scandal destroys his career, Elion joins a reality dating show hoping to fix his reputation. The last thing he expects is a partner who knows his coffee order, his sleeping habits, his childhood lullaby—things he never shared on camera. And when time itself begins to glitch around him, Elion starts asking the question Cale has spent lifetimes trying to avoid: “Have we… met before?” Because Cale isn’t human. He’s a reaper who has rewound time again and again just to keep Elion alive—each reset costing him pieces of his memory. Now the countdown is almost over. One more death. One final rewind. One impossible choice: Save Elion… or stay with him as a mortal who remembers nothing. When a romance made for television turns into a battle against destiny, how far will a reaper go to protect the only soul he has ever chosen?

Have you ever had a livid dream when you woke up the next morning and found out that you had three babies in the backseat of your car with no clue of where they came from? Well.... welcome to the world of Lorraine Warren. Lorraine was a vet, who had a weird past she couldn't explain when she came across the supernatural at a tender age and all she wanted to do was to prove that what happened to her parents weren't an animal attack, but something much more. But when she tumbles across three kids with no background of who they are...Lorraine might finally have a breakthrough.

Naksir tetangga? Bukan hal mudah bagi Faisal untuk menyembunyikan perasaannya pada Luna, tetangganya. Mereka hidup di lingkungan yang sama, bagaikan keluarga, saling mengenal sejak kecil. Seberapa sering pun Faisal mencoba menjalin hubungan baru, perasaannya pada Luna tetap tak berubah. Hingga perjanjian konyol itu pun terjadi. Jika mereka gagal menikah dengan pasangan masing-masing, mereka berdua akan menikah. Solusi yang bagus? Atau awal dari drama lain bagi Faisal dan Luna?

He had everything—power, wealth, and her unconditional love. Until the night she opened his office door… and saw him with another woman. Aria Black was the perfect fiancée—graceful, loyal, and hopelessly in love with the city’s most powerful CEO. But one betrayal shattered the fairytale. She vanished without a trace, leaving behind nothing but the engagement ring that was supposed to mean forever. Months later, she returns as Lia Hart—a woman reborn, untouchable, and determined to never love again. Now she works under Lucien Hayes, a mysterious billionaire who sees straight through her carefully built walls. But when Ethan Black discovers she’s alive—and thriving without him—regret becomes his obsession. Between a past that refuses to die and a future that tempts her to risk her heart again, Lia must choose: the man who broke her, the man who could heal her, or the woman she’s finally learned to become. > He shouldn’t have broken her. Because now, she’s the one thing he can’t have back.

I saved a stranger. Now, I belong to him. Luna thought she was doing the right thing when she helped the wounded man whom she stumbled into on her way going back home from work in the dead of night. She never expected to wake up in his world-trapped, claimed, and bound to a man who doesn't take no for an answer. Hardin DeVante is a kingpin in the business world, a man whose power extends far beyond boardrooms and balance sheets. He's ruthless, calculated, and dangerously captivating. And now, he's decided Luna will be his wife. She wants to fight. He wants to break her. But in the game of power and possession, will she escape... or will she surrender to the man who holds her fate in his hands?

— Tu es à nous depuis le moment où nous t’avons vue, dit-il d’une voix qui ne laisse place à aucun refus. Et la vérité, c’est qu’il a raison. Aria leur appartient déjà. Mais ce qu’ils ignorent encore, c’est qu’eux… lui appartiennent tout autant. Tout commence par une invitation. Une soirée unique. Une opportunité capable de tout bouleverser. Lorsque Aria reçoit une invitation pour le club le plus exclusif et secret de la ville, elle comprend immédiatement que ce n’est pas un hasard. Derrière les portes sombres et envoûtantes du Desire’s Den, les règles du monde extérieur cessent d’exister. Ici, le plaisir et le danger s’entrelacent, et chaque regard peut devenir une promesse interdite. Aria a toujours eu peur d’oser. Peur de ses désirs. Peur de ce qu’elle pourrait devenir si elle lâchait prise. Mais ce soir, elle est prête. Prête à franchir ses limites. Prête à explorer cette part d’elle-même qu’elle a trop longtemps dissimulée. Ce qu’elle n’avait pas prévu… c’est d’attirer l’attention de trois hommes puissants, chacun déterminé à la revendiquer. AIDEN, le propriétaire du club. Calme, dominant, maître absolu du Desire’s Den. Sa voix rassurante cache une autorité capable de faire vaciller toutes ses certitudes. LUCAS, le professeur charismatique. Élégant, irréprochable en public… passionné, audacieux et dangereux lorsqu’il n’y a plus de témoins. NOX, l’homme de l’ombre. Silencieux, distant, presque inaccessible… mais dont l’intensité peut tout consumer. Trois hommes. Trois tentations. Trois défis impossibles à refuser. Et pour Aria, un choix qui pourrait tout changer. Car au cœur du Desire’s Den, le véritable danger n’est pas de céder — mais de créer un lien dont personne ne sort indemne.

On the night of her anniversary, Sydney Talker finds out that her husband was cheating on her with her own best friend. Another breaking news was that Sydney was about to announce her pregnancy that same night. Shattered by what she discovered, Sydney decided to leave and pursue her own life. She bumped into Spencer Martini, a renowned billionaire who recently relocated to the city. The bids of events with Spencer ended in a nightstand and when Spencer found out that Sydney was pregnant, he claimed the baby as his. Now amid this chaos, Sydney’s cheating husband comes back and asks for her forgiveness, at the same time claiming the child as his. As Sydney discovers that the card of fate is in her hands to play, she must make a hard decision while trying to balance her life — to choose between her cheating husband and the possessive billionaire. Who will Sydney choose?

Leia Welsh, the ex-ice hockey pro turned college student overnight, is faced with a life-altering decision after a career-ending injury, or so everyone thinks. Offered the chance to coach the men's hockey team, Leia must prove herself to a bunch of rowdy childish men who probably only listen to Taylor Swift. Especially Kohl Warren, the junior player with a major sexual issues with her. Amidst the chaos of college hormones and hockey sticks flying everywhere, Leia and Kohl form an unlikely bond. Can they put aside their differences and win the big game? Or will their egos clash and ruin it all?

"Aku tahu, ini salah. kita tidak seharusnya. tapi.. aku mencintai kamu Diandra" Ungkapan hati seorang Ervan, sang kakak tiri. malam itu, keduanya mengungkapkan isi hati masing-masing. namun, saat keduanya resmi menjalin hubungan, akankah hubungan mereka berakhir, karena tentangan dari sang papa?