Funny Random Things Novels & Stories

She tore a piece of a baguette off and dipped it into the sweet water fish stew as they spoke. “Well, I like to spend occasional afternoons playing video games. I like watching cartoons on Saturday mornings, especially Scooby Doo reruns, and I often d******d jokes on my phone and read them during boring business meetings.” Sandra thought of this handsome man in an expensive three-piece suit, reading one-line jokes. “I just realized I don’t really know much about you.” “What would you like to know? Ask me and I’ll tell you anything.” Sandra took a sip of her tea and thought about her answer.

VINCE "Joy has a habit of talking to herself?" Mum asked, her voice cracking because of her laughter. I nodded, "She does. A lot." Joy couldn't stop laughing either and neither could Richard. For the past half an hour, every one of us brought up stories that had our stomachs hurting. "Well, it's not weird at all. Richard here has a habit of farting when he's nervous." Ri immediately retorted, “Now, that’s very embarrassing.”

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

he teased, grinning. "Shut up, Shawn," I muttered, but I couldn’t help the tiny smile that tugged at my lips. 31. Go ice skating. 32. Write a letter to my future self. 33. Try yoga. 34. Have a water balloon fight. 35. Make a scrapbook. 36. Go to a drive-in movie. 37. Try a new hairstyle. 38. Do a random act of kindness. 39. Have a bonfire. 40. Ride a bike somewhere far.

AT THE RESORT’s Jamie and Diane go out to find a gift for Franz mother, sister, and children as they were at a mart they are sharing ideas on what suitable thing to buy for them and they come up with the most valuable things because as Jamie look at it they are blessed with all the stuff. For Mrs. Ribbs, we choose a rose bouquet soap flower, for Freya- a hydroponic terrarium container light, for his children’s Frianna- wooden carving music box while Claire's chooses a smartwatch. I don’t know what they want but because I’m so nervous I need to be satisfied with what I give them as a gift.

After microwaving a portion of the Korean fried rice Donna left for me, I turned on an old Felix The Cat cartoon on my tablet and pulled out my notepad. “It's almost here, I'll tick everything off soon,” I whispered to myself, my eyes scanning down the list until they caught on number 13. Do something crazy in public. My mind instantly flashes back to the arena. “No, f*ck you, Blackwood!” I had screamed it without a single thought.

I'm just here for a quick fun. I began to type in some of my interests that I'd always type in. My usual interests which are New York, food, gummy worms, green tea, cherub, books, art, and the last part was something I've never typed before, I typed in Gage Stockholm. Yes I typed in Gage Stockholm and I don't know why. You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like books Stranger: do u like books about sex? You have disconnected.

Roger punched the desk in front of him and shouted, "Go and keep searching for them. They have the thing that can bring me down in the blink of an eye." ... Julien was all bored. "Why don't they let me do some work as well!" She twisted and turned. "Sister-in-law" Julien spoke and jumped up. "She'll definitely not let me be bored like this." With this Julien opened the door and bumped into someone. "Ahh sister, I'm sorry. I was....." "Arien, I was thinking about you just now. How about we celebrate" Julien said smiling. "Celebrate? For what?" Arien was confused.

I sighed in defeat. "I'm more of an 'at-home' person, if I’m being honest,” I admitted. “I read, watch some TV, play cards, cook a little. Stuff like that.” "Well, that's... boring. Sorry, but it is,” he said shrugging. “Don't you ever like to go out and have fun?" "For example?" "I don't know. Meeting some friends at a bar and drinking until last call. Dancing at a club until they kick you out. Hooking up with a random stranger for one wet and wild night. Something interesting."

If Max has started hating Olivia, how can they build a relation "Olivia is a good girl. You heard her mother, she wasn't in a good mood today." His mother spok Max picked up his glass that had some red content in it and took a few sips. "What's my business with her mood? I'm only asking Emily not to get infected, or do you want her to grow up as an idiot with mood fluctuation in an event, as well?" He a Her sister chuckled and tugged his arm, "brother, that was rude." She