Funny Random Things To Say Novels & Stories

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Samuel could always crack the lamest jokes in the most monotone voice. The chat was laughing. [LOLOL. Professor Grant, you know your metaphors! I like crazy boyfriends!] [So, those four idiots were harassing Layla, and she should let a mad dog loose to deal with them? LMAO. The chaos! I love it!]

So I leaned my head on the window as I saw the trees pass by. Suddenly there was a tingly feeling in my nose and I sneezed. "I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did." He said. That did make me crack up. Literally. "You're officially the most craziest person in the universe." I said with an eye roll even if I was giggling. He didn't hide his charming smile. "I like that." He hummed. °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°

It was like we were two old friends, sharing a meal and some laughs together. Derek, being the jokester that he is, was regaling me with stories of his latest misadventures. He was telling me about the time he accidentally superglued his shoes to the floor during a presentation, and I was laughing so hard I was crying. "Oh my god, Derek, that's hilarious!" I exclaimed, wiping tears from my eyes. "How do you always manage to get yourself into these situations?" Derek grinned, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "It's a gift, my friend," he said. "I'm like a magnet for chaos and destruction."

He said, "Then tell me how my words can cause trouble." "Saying something that shouldn't be said will cause you trouble." Lucas calmly looked at George. "Haha!!!" George suddenly burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke.

Hearing that of course made Alvin laugh again, pretending to be sick at school what will be done is something that is so very terrible and of course this is a question that is already common support even for other people of course. " It seems like you are the most annoying person in this world, you can say something that is completely inappropriate and in the end what you do is something that is so very annoying."

"What makes you think you can do this?" "I have done something like this before for one of our patients…" "You have supernatural powers?" She chuckles lightly. "No, aunt but I believe I can help. I have my way around things." She hums. "How many things are you good at?" This time, I am the one laughing. "Many things. Several crazy things." "Such as kicking men's asses, shoving their manhood in their mouth?" She peers at me with an amusing expression and I burst out laughing again.

someone yelled. "I won’t shut up until someone answers!" Lucas shouted back, clearly enjoying the attention. "We don’t know and we don’t care, so shut the hell up, Lucas!" another voice barked. "Wrong! It’s called Lemon-aid! Get it? Like the drink?" The groan this time was even louder. "Dad jokes are never, ever funny," Elodie muttered, shaking her head.

] I shot back a [We'll talk later,] and shut off my phone. I lay awake all night, but weirdly, I was not tired at all.

He chuckled, “I already told you I’d be honest with you because I trust you. Plus it’s fun to watch your reactions when I tell you random fun facts about myself.” “Do you want to feed on me now?”