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I replied to him. We started a random chat and before I knew it, I was laughing out loud. Fred is so funny, I really enjoyed his company today. We stayed up while chatting and he said so many funny things that made me laugh.

There was some murmur and short laughs. “ Where I’m born is.., none of your F*cking business. What I like to do is none of your F*cking business. What’s interesting about me is none of your damn F*cking business. And my ideal date would be cutting of my dates dick, and shoving it so far up his ass that it comes out of his mouth.” I said with a huge fake smile. It was dead silent. I could have sworn I heard someone spit out their drink in shock. I had to bite my tongue to hold me back from laughing.

I said off the top of my head as i ran my fingers under the tap. “Well there’s this w******p broad—” “Not the w******p broadcasts” I added and we both shared a laugh on how ridiculous those can be. About the fruits that have been injected something poisonous or the supposed demonic cartoons for the kids. And even how the covid vaccines were an elaborate plan to reduce population.

About 90% of the time no one is paying attention as I am saying this stuff, but that 10% of the time, it's just magic and someone will just laugh out loud. So I continue: "I do blah programming in whatever..." and say some stuff like that and then I usually say something like, "As for my personal information, I'm a Libra, and my turn-offs are mean people and smoking and my turn-ons are long walks on the beach, the laughter of children, and the warm smell of colitis rising up through the air" or whatever neural firings happen to be activated at that particular nanosecond. What is interesting is that everyone after me has to try to outdo me. It breaks the ice, so mission accomplished as far as

emoji. The messages arrived at random times throughout the day. A photo of his coffee cup with the caption "Fuel for another thrilling day of capitalism." A link to an article about workplace productivity with the comment "Thought you might find this amusing." Simple things that somehow made even the longest days feel a little less lonely.

She said with an authoritative tone coupled with a sheepish smile. "Wow to be candid, I wasn't expecting this." She said waving her hands in utter disproval. "Oh! Why? You know human beings are unpredictable. We do things that others can't even imagine us doing, so you should be expecting anything from anybody. Expect the unexpected from the unexpected people." She said laughing hysterically at her dry joke.

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

I need to keep my positive energy flowing, I don't need any negative energy now. Despite trying not to say anything, I found myself saying, "Fuck you." Before I turned around to leave, I can't believe someone would play such a dumb joke on me, this is annoying and unfair, well, it was a good way to stretch my legs and walk off my anxiousness...It all happened for the best. Just as I was about to take a step, I heard someone say, "Wendy." And due to the familiarity of the voice, I quickly turned to look at the person,

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

_______________________________ Sometimes they are so funny, and annoying at the same time. What will you do, if you face people like gerald? Lemme know. Thank you for reading. Love you🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🥰🥰🥰🥰