Funny Reading Novels & Stories

“Achoooo! Excuse me. “ I sat in front of Sean who was busy with the folders that Leon had just given him. I almost ran out of the boxes of tissues in just an hour. He shook his head at me. Mind you, I was reading the books that Sean gave me. About proper etiquettes again. Even if he has issues with me or my personality, I’m still perfectly okay with myself. I enjoyed reading. The pages were humorous and I couldn’t help but smile or laugh. Sean stared at me curiously. He narrowed his eyes but looked back to what he was busying himself on. Ahahaha. The love story was thrilling and comedic. “Ahahaha. Oh. Ahaha. Ah ~ Achoo! “

In the end, readers are crazy for being readers in a world where words flow down the monosyllabic drain of unculturedness. * This is a chronicle that I love, from the time when Bia was still married and she would gossip to me over the phone. Added a dash of comedy. I burst out laughing every time I read it! almost divorce "Your fart is so stinky!" ― And by any chance, is there a smelly fart? “There are the not-so-overly-stinky ones. You look like you died inside, you're rotten! Go to the bathroom or I'm going to pass out.

So what's the point of living in the world? "Can you lower your voice when you're reading that story, Girlie? You're in my room, remember? And your loud voice is disturbing my studies," I frowned at my little sister who was reading her favorite werewolf novel while lying on my bed. She was smiling and giggling while reading that novel. She was giggling when for me there was nothing funny and exciting about what she was reading. Her giggling only makes me feel annoyed and wanted to tear apart the novel she was reading.

Of course, when Ed asked, the smile vanished immediately, as Ruby hadn't realized she was smiling at him. “This... the book is funny.” Ruby lowered her head and held up her book. Nervously, she adjusted her position, leaning against the headboard. “The Kite Runner.” Ed read the title and was puzzled. "Do you think the book is funny? Which part?” Ed had never found any part of that book amusing because the story was heartbreaking. “Um, which part was it?” Ruby frantically flipped through the pages, looking for a funny part that didn’t exist, until Ed smiled amusedly and took the book from her hands.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Nick looked at me intensely for a moment before a laugh fell from his lips. "Mind sharing what's so funny?" "Not at all," he replied. "You are what's funny." "How am I funny?" "You just cried over a fictional romance book about the back and forth of an asshole angel and a very inquisitive girl who always died in each life," he laughed. "You are the most ridiculous person I have ever had the pleasure of knowing." I could not believe he just called me ridiculous. "I am not ridiculous and it's a really good book, you should read it before you jump to conclusions."

” Jackson ~”For the babies. Kayley ~”What are you reading?” Jackson ~”The Cat In A Hat.” Kayley ~”Oh fuck.” Jackson ~”Don't curse they can hear you.” Kayley ~”Jackson I don't even think they got ears.” Jackson ~”I don't care I am reading.” Oh fuck I take it back, it is not going to be hard, it is going to be hilarious.

"You really had to book the whole place. Isn't that a bit... excessive?" "Excessiveness is my specialty." "Or you just wanted to show off," Vernon grinned, cutting into his cake. "Maybe both." They ate in silence for a moment before Calla spoke again. "So, aside from spending money on ridiculous gestures like this, what do you even do for fun?" "Read." "You mean reading business reports?" Calla teased, raising a brow. "Okay, that's funny. But I meant literary works" Calla burst out laughing, "Literary works? You? No fûcking way."

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

He coughed. “What did you say?” I glared at him, daring him to repeat his words. “Sorry, I coughed during that. I called you a dweeb.” “I am not a dweeb!” I yelled, outraged beyond belief. “You like reading? Really? That's the best thing you can come up with?” “What's wrong with reading?” I mumbled, utterly baffled. “Look around you dumbo, we're in school. We have to like reading.” “You're an idiot.”