Funny Sarcasm Novels & Stories

It made me wants to laugh out my fucking ass, but I shoved it down my throat. Scarlet gives me a calm look. Those stares didn’t tell she was even concerned at what’s going on in the classroom. It makes her real dull… I guess she’s already getting bored of this man’s class. Everyone gets bored of it… including myself. “ Well, I got delayed. I’m sorry.” I smile as it falls out my lips. He knows I never meant that, it was a sarcasm. My fucking ass would never be sorry. He glance at me angrily for the next few seconds and decided to go ahead with his boring topic… class.

"Because you are Micah Vegas. Genius extraordinaire. You argue with people at the top of their fields, I am sure you can out talk two teenagers. My father said flippantly. I never knew you had such faith in me dad. I am touched. I said sarcastically. My dad being the thickest headed person I have ever had the chance of knowing about, totally missed the sarcasm. Dont let it get to your head son. My siblings snickers at that. Geez thanks dad. I rolled my eyes. Before I could add more to that statement for my father to know that I was using sarcasm, I felt a sharp pain in my chest area. "Ah. I exclaimed.

Along he years of putting up with Madame Brown's antiques, I'd figured out the only way to win over her was to kill her with sarcasm. Like the saying goes, kill them with kindness, but in my case, sarcasm was the whip I'd use in lashing. Madame Browne's haunting smile deepened and she stepped further, “I'm sure you don't mind a little company, it seems you sure do need it with this tire issue.” “Tire issue?” I asked, keeping my cool. I didn't want to lash out yet, I was going to hold it all back. I made sure my tone was as sarcastic as ever, hinting that she k ew what I was talking about.

The kind that comes out when something is so ridiculous your body doesn't know how else to react. "Do you think I'm joking?" I asked, my voice rising slightly. "Do you think everything I just said out there meant nothing? That I just said all of that and you can just say two words and I'll... what? Just forget it?" "That's not what I think," Khiron replied calmly. "Then what exactly are you doing right now?" "I'm being serious." I laughed again, sarcastically now, with no warmth in it whatsoever. "You're serious," I repeated, like saying the words out loud might make them make more sense. They didn't.

he added in sarcasm as Sarah bit hard on her lips in fury. “Fuck you Richard, I can at least let you know that life badly spent won’t escape your burial poster when my team catches up with you. You can as well get ready to meet your boss, the devil!” She yelled in frustration but Richard only found her funny and crazy as he spread his lips in what looked like a smile but was too brief for the shortest smile.

Sarcasm dripped like honey—slow, deliberate. I exhaled. “You were trying to be real with me. Honest. And I turned it into a joke because… I didn’t know how to handle someone actually seeing past the bullshit.” Silence. Her expression didn’t soften, but something flickered behind her eyes—curiosity, maybe. Or wariness. “You were right,” I said. “About the pushing people away. The sarcasm. The turning everything into a game. It’s easier than letting anyone close enough to—” I stopped. Shook my head. “It’s just easier.”

"Oh screw you, I ain't that damn old." "Can we concentrate on why you're actually here?" Charity's dry tone cuts through the three of us. The bad thing about our family is when we're nervous we bitch, we argue, we make sarcastic comments to one another that could be construed as not taking things seriously. It's the way we've been since we were little. You don't go to bed angry and not figure out how to deal with it in a way that doesn't make you want to kill yourself. I've been cultivating my sarcasm from a very early age.

I mutter under my breath and he growls loudly . " If I'm making an effort shouldn't you make one as well ? " He seethes . " What did I do ? " I defend . " Your words . You provoke me . " He says as a matter of fact and I laugh almost hysterically . " It's not my fault that you can't take sarcasm . Aren't you capable of noticing intonations ? " I mock . " No , I cannot . As wolves we say exactly what we mean with no underneath intentions . " he hits back .

He asked, a hint of sarcasm on his tongue. I smirked, I started this and he was giving me a thousand reasons to continue. “Not at all. You really play the part real good.” I mocked, laughing through the phone. “Well not as good as you do.” He joined in laughing. Sarcasm hitting the roof as it was very clear we both had ulterior motives. No way he didn’t know but that wasn’t the issue. As long as he didn't see what was coming until it hit him real good, then it didn’t matter.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."