Funny Sarcasm Novels & Stories

The last was a sarcasm making me want to laugh but she frowned and my laughter disappeared almost immediately I saw the frown on her face. "Sorry sorry sorry Ciara_ I wasn't laughing at you. The sarcasm was just funny. You said she's good at her work, I know she's not doing any work so_ I thought you were probably just joking around. I am sorry if that upset you_ So, please continue, I wanna hear more."

Luna says after a moment, her voice dripping with sarcasm that cuts through the tension like a knife, "my mind is feeling so wonderfully clear and untroubled after receiving this latest bit of information." The sarcastic way she delivers the statement, combined with the exaggerated eye roll that accompanies it, makes me burst into laughter that I'm completely unable to control. The sound bubbles up from somewhere deep in my chest, part hysteria and part genuine amusement at the absurdity of our situation. "I honestly don't know what to think about any of this," I say, shaking my head as my laughter subsides into nervous giggles. "But there's absolutely nothing in her little performance that

Natasha laughs at me, "I think you're the only one who's sad about it. Hell, I didn't even study." Then the bell rings, cutting our conversation short. "I'll see you later!" We say at the same time. I walk into my Calculus class. I see another one of my friend's, Manny. "Hey, Man." I joked. "Ha, ha, I'm dying with laughter." He states sarcasm drips from his speech. "I'm sorry," I mess with his beautiful hair, "Can you find it in your heart to ever forgive me!" Manny laughs loudly at me. "I'll need to think about it. I need time for my heart to heal." Manny pretends to look hurt and looks far off.

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I

"Are you so desperate to get married? Wearing a fake ring? If it's real, I'll be thanking you for finally leaving me alone. You know how annoying you've been? Like a dog that won't go away." His mockery hit hard. His friends burst into laughter. Before, I'd squirm with embarrassment. In a good mood, Colin would smooth things over. In a bad one, he'd insult me even more harshly. This time, I didn't hold back. "If I'm a dog, what are you? Poop or a cheap bone nobody wants?" My sarcasm got under his skin, and the laughter around us died down. Some tried to defuse the tension. "Why is this getting so serious?"

“I know it is. I read somewhere that when in doubt of the kind of feeling to display in front of people, try sarcasm, it always works.” “Whoever wrote that wanted anyone that reads it to be hated by their colleagues.” I told him. “For real?” He asked. “Wait, you read that for real? I thought you were just fibbing or lying?” He raised his left brow up as if to say ‘Really?' I sometimes forgot how blunt talking my boss was. “Well, sometimes, soft pedal on sarcasm at your kind of dinner parties. They might not appreciate it.” I told him honestly because most wealthy people are snubs so he might stick out like a sore thumb if he does that.

The appropriate response should sound nothing like this, and I lose my sh*t at him. “Oh, I thought this was how we were playing nice nowadays. Your ex just called me the new supply and threw cryptic statements I have no idea what to make of. I am not happy. This is me saying I’m not happy.” The sarcasm is so thick it’s practically dripping off my tongue, and the long silent pause only adds to the crackling tension between us.

"Hmmm, very FUNNY. For me to protect miss Celine from you is hilarious." "That's sarcastic, 'ya know?" "Your life itself is the definition of sarcasm, young master." Locking his jaws, Wonwoo took a sip on his water without backing his stare on Minghao down. There are only three reasons for Wonwoo to get annoyed: the Yoon siblings, getting bored and slow internet connection. Yet now, he thinks he'll add one more person on his lists.

And remember, you won't be able to complain the next day about how I'm going to leave you. Hearing that statement, Sara felt a cold sweat break out on her dorsal back. This man had taken Sara's little joke seriously. Without thinking too much, she answered him. -Love, are you bad? We have a deal, remember? Tonight, you can do with me whatever you want. This, that I just told you, was a simple joke, a small, harmless joke. But, it seems that, you are taking it too seriously, I would have to take it, more lightly. Maybe it's because you are taking everything so seriously that you always have a frown on your face.

He said without any gladness in his voice as he was an inch longer than Ahmad bhai. “Should I acknowledge that sarcasm or just ignore that.” Ahmad bhai asked with fake intellectual expression as we couldn’t help but giggle at that and by, we, I meant all the girls sitting at the table at that time. “Acknowledge it. Because I am not sarcastic. I am saving a call of mine and saving my precious time by allowing you to make your department in my company.” He said and Muzamil and Zaroon bhai got shocked and stiffened at the same time.