Funny Sarcasm Novels & Stories

He yelped but only heard the dead end of it, since the call was hanged up, with a loud sound of laughter. "What the heck she meant by a human?" His phone buzzed with a new message sign; the second he read it, his eyes popped out of his sockets aghast at his sister's cruelty towards him. *Please note the sarcasm* The message read as:- “I bet on Derek's Switzerland collection of perfumes, that you are still wondering my statement, then let me clarify you that you behave more like a programmed Terminator rather than a human😂😂😂😋😋😋😋.”

Tina said with a low voice as she stares at Josephine and so as the others was just looking at her surprisingly. But suddenly Sarz started laughing like someone clacked a joke, there was nothing funny here. So they were all wondering why he's laughing. "And what's making you to laugh what's funny here?" Rachel asked referring to him who was the only one laughing like a moron. "Pardon me just laughing at Tina who was like!" "I thank God you are life I really missed you for someone that died just few minutes ago what if it was a year what will you do?" Sarz said as every eyes flashes on Tina and she looks at everyone face first of all before facing Sarz.

He said without any gladness in his voice as he was an inch longer than Ahmad bhai. “Should I acknowledge that sarcasm or just ignore that.” Ahmad bhai asked with fake intellectual expression as we couldn’t help but giggle at that and by, we, I meant all the girls sitting at the table at that time. “Acknowledge it. Because I am not sarcastic. I am saving a call of mine and saving my precious time by allowing you to make your department in my company.” He said and Muzamil and Zaroon bhai got shocked and stiffened at the same time.

I say, grateful for his help. “You know you’re not as boring as I initially thought you were. You know how to crack jokes making you relatively funny and you know how to hold an interesting conversation” I tease. “Gee” he scoffs, “thanks so much for the compliment” he replies sarcastically.

She did have a thing for dealing with every situation with sarcasm. His eyebrow went up unable to read the sarcasm in her voice. He wondered why that would be a reason for her to shed tears. "Why would that make you cry? It's not your fault, it's just the way pigs were made" he said with seriousness as if he was teaching a kindergarten. Jessica couldn't believe that he thought that was why she was crying. His childishness and naivety made her wonder. How could a grown man who headed a company does not even know when she was being sarcastic?

I told him desperately wanting to know what I did wrong. “Oh, you should stop talking to sort out all the problems!” He said very seriously that somehow made me laugh. I know I have a big mouth. He is being sarcastic. I love this Arjun, funny and sarcastic. But I stopped laughing when I didn't hear him laugh with me.

I laughed out loud at my sarcasm; I had that problem, I was one of those people that thought they were too funny and no one could top their humor. “What’s with you? Firstly you started crying out of the blue, and now you’re laughing on your own,” Yu Ri was amused. “Nothing, I was laughing at what you said,” I smiled. Lies! I was laughing at what I said!

I, too, stopped what I was doing and stared back at him. “Are you serious? In that case, are you trying to tell me to stay?”. He asked me, and the bright look on his face did it. I burst out laughing at him, equally dropping my cell phone aside and pointed a finger at him. Did he seriously think that I was being serious with him? I was only being sarcastic. How did he not get that? “Why are you laughing and pointing your finger at me? What is so funny?”. “Nothing. Nothing at all, brother”.

Then she pressed her lips together tightly. Sure, not at all her fault, actually she's not too wrong but he never felt very offended by what people say before, but she was right 'sarcasm' before maybe she didn't mean to tease spat him like that, or offend him, but he couldn't help hold up when she did tried to compare him with his job, it can turn into a lot of humiliation and reproach, maybe for her who expresses annoyance and anger by using harsh words but for him it drops his self-esteem by expressing a sharp insinuation that she has not yet understood the truth behind his attitude like other people, God … why she don’t believe him, doesn't she understand he did that just for 'her'. Ironi

Yet managing to lace his words with indirect sarcasm. “ Yay, how comforting.” I managed to be sarcastic, rolling my eyes.