Funny Sarcasm Novels & Stories

I let out a sarcastic smile, “have fun inhaling carbon dioxide there.” With that, they burst out laughing. “We really need to think ways to put some humor inside your brain!” Ave exclaimed, still laughing. I pursed my lips. “I don’t need that.” “As expected from you,” Rebel chuckled. I roll my eyes heavenwards. I don’t need some humor. A bitter smile placed against my lips. I only need someone who’ll save me from this hell. “How about this?” “Your showing too much skin.” “This one?” “Too short.”

He told me pointedly, laughing at me like a clown. “You don’t mince words, do you?” I asked in a sarcastic tone, smirking at him. He laughed at me, obviously enjoying himself at my expense. I could already tell that we are going to be great friends in the future. I think I like his humor, I like the fact that he doesn’t try to please or displease anyone. He speaks the truth and damns the consequences. That’s the type of guy that’s the kind of people I love to have around me.

Layla said sarcastically. Her sarcasm did not quell the laughter that escaped the lips of our other friends, however. On the contrary, her sarcastic retort only aided in refreshing their laughter. The two clutched their stomachs as they were sent into another episode of laughter with Sofia howling and rolling around on the floor while Janelle, always graceful and dignified in any situation whatsoever, sat on the rug which was laid over wooded floor, and laughed her music laugh while dabbing gently at the tears that rolled down her cheeks. "I think that's enough of your laughing, don't you think." Layla said drily, rolling her eyes.

We caught eyes and he nodded to me and I returned the nod. "Hungry?" Eli asked Hampson who shook his head. "You need to eat, man." "I will," Hampson muttered and waved his hand dismissively. "Make sure you do," Eli warned. "Wow, who knew you had emotions," I said sarcastically. Eli rolled his eyes. "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," he said. "Does it look like I give a shit?" I said and shrugged my shoulders. "Obviously not," Emma murmured, looking me up and down, her nose wrinkling in disgust.

I'm delighted for both of you "When I finished speaking, I turned around and went away. I didn't even bother to wait for their response. That's the longest piece of sarcasm I've used so far today. And I'm confident that number will rise in the coming days.

Sarcasm was thrown at him. It was totally uncalled and unexpected when Bill looked up at the sky and burst into crazy fits of laughter, "Father? You call him a father. He was no father, darling. A man leaving his wife for a fucking obese is no father." He bent down trying to detach her from her brother.

I shouted sarcastically. I could see him stifling a laugh which only made me angrier. "Sarcasm doesn't look good on you." He commented as he casually poured himself a glass of wine. "Well wine doesn't look good on you either." "What?" Before he could say another word I tipped his drink onto his trousers and made a run for it.

I scoffed and decided to lowkey insult him. " Hindi ka naman mayabang niyan no? " I asked sarcastically and I heard him bark a laugh because of what I said. He finds it amusing whenever I insult him or throwing off sarcasm. Kaya napangiti na rin ako dahil nakakahawa naman talaga ang kaligayan niya.

Can you believe it? “Wow! You know sarcasm is a sign of a healthy brain, good, you’re already fine!” I chirped as I could not digest this happiness. By his dangerous aura, I thought he would even behave like a killer but here he is taunting me. Amazing! I mean not the taunt! For a response, he just stares at me. “You’re looking at me like I’m eating your brain.” I muttered, putting my bag next to me. “You look like one.” I heard him muttering. I just shake my head in defeat. Seriously, he is way too sarcastic.

I say, grateful for his help. “You know you’re not as boring as I initially thought you were. You know how to crack jokes making you relatively funny and you know how to hold an interesting conversation” I tease. “Gee” he scoffs, “thanks so much for the compliment” he replies sarcastically.