Funny Sarcastic Quotes

Karapatan ko rin yata ang maging masaya't piliing tahakin ang landas na nais ko nang hindi ako pinupukol ng bato nang sinumang taong madaraanan ko.

เหยาอี้เหยา อายุเพียงแปดขวบเมื่อได้รับราชโองการแต่งตั้งเป็นท่านหญิง เป็นหนึ่งในราชทูตเพื่อเจริญสัมพันธไมตรีกับชาวแดนเหนือ รวมทั้งต้องพยายามทำทุกวิถีทางให้ฉู่ซื่อจื่อโปรดปราน แต่ทำอย่างไรดี เพราะเขาเกลียดนางยิ่ง!

หยางเยี่ยนชิง วัยสิบแปดปี นักเรียนตัวเล็กขี้หลงขี้ลืมป้ำๆ เป๋อๆ ผู้คิดว่าไม่มีใครรักเพราะมีแต่คนรุมแกล้ง กู้หมิงเยว่ วัยสิบแปดปีเรียนเอกวิทยายุทธในสำนักฝึกสอนปีสุดท้ายเช่นเดียวกันเคยเป็นว่าที่คู่หมั้นของเยี่ยนชิง หรูอี้หง วัยสิบแปดปีไม่ถูกกับกู้หมิงเยว่และชอบแกล้งเยี่ยนชิงเช่นกัน ทั้งสามเป็นหน่อเนื้อรากเหง้าของฮ่องเต้เมื่อพันปีก่อนก่อนจะเปลี่ยนแซ่ในช่วงโกลาหลจนแตกแยกอยู่ในความดูแลของสกุลอวิ๋นที่เข้ามาปกครองแคว้นแทน ความสงบราวกับน้ำวนใต้มหาสมุทรก็เริ่มขึ้นเมื่อวันใกล้จบการฝึกต้องออกตามหาต้นไม้ไร้รากในสุสานบรรพชนเก่า แถมก่อนจะไปเยี่ยนชิงดันเจอใครบางคนที่แปลกประหลาดไม่เหมือนใครมาตามติดแจ คำเตือน นิยายเรื่องนี้เป็นนิยายวายจีนโบราณแฟนตาซีแต่งขึ้นจากจินตนาการของผู้เขียนเพียงผู้เดียวชื่อตัวละคร เหตุการณ์ สถานที่ที่เอ่ยถึงไม่มีอยู่จริง มีการใช้สำนวนภาษาที่ไม่สมจริงไม่มีการอิงประวัติศาสตร์โปรดใช้วิจารณญาณในการอ่าน

Umuwi si Aliya probinsya nila. Gusto niyang ipahinga muna ang sarili sa toxic na mundo ng trabaho niya ang pagiging call center agent. Lalo na at gusto din ng kanyang ama at kapatid na magbakasyon siya. Doon niya makilala ang binatang mekaniko na si Jayson Fuentebella, na kapit bahay din nila. Madaming babaeng umaaligid dito at mga nagpapalipad hangin. Pero ang labis na ipinagtataka ni Aliya, ay ang pagiging masungit nito sa kanya. Habang, hindi naman nagsusungit sa iba at maayos naman ang pakikitungo nito sa ibang kadalagahan na katulad niya. Kapag bumibili siya sa grocery store nito ay palaging pasinghal, at hindi man lang kakikitahan ng lambing tulad sa iba. May pag-asa pa kayang mapalambot ni Aliya ang matigas at masungit na binata? Kung sa simula pa lang na lalapit siya ay itinataboy na siya nito.

It's already hard being Black in America, but it's even tougher surviving America as a Black Vampire. N, who is a vampire, has been on a long search finding the police officer who killed his family and cut off half of his tongue when he was young. He believes that the cop is in Virginia; he goes on a grueling battle to find him. But he also ends up falling in love, meet other unique black vampires like him, find his true origin, and leads a revolution to end police brutality and racism.

Ulayah is a mature woman that just turned 30, she is fiercely independent and has never needed the approval of any man. She lives in a town where lycans as well as humans coexist with one another in harmony and so long as these cocksure arrogant savages stear clear of her there will be no issues. She has never and would never dare to consider being with one and has shot down many handsome lycan males. Ulayah has witnessed how possessive these creatures can be. Crude..nasty..vile beasts of men that believe themselves to be far superior to humans because they have a stinky mutt living inside them. How will this lady react when the gorgeous 23 year old bad boy Alpha walks straight up to her and announces that she is his mate? Should be interesting. The last thing she wanted was to hear this pass the snout of any lycan.....especially one that was a smug pup.' This bad boy Alpha is use to getting his own way with all females whether they be shewolfs or human. Alpha Jenson Steel will finally meet a woman that does not see him nor fear him as all others do, and will not tolerate his brash Alpha attitude. She is even more shocked when she discovers 'much to her dismay' that she isn't just mated to one of these heinous creatures....but also to his identical twin brother.

Adrianna knew her first heartbreak at the age of eight- when Ash, her only friend moved away. Adrianna thought he was just a memory until her sister persuades her to go out to a club with her. He was once a sarcastic, stubborn, smart mouth boy. Now he's a killer, who is fresh out of jail, and involved in a gang. He was far from the boy she once knew, but now he's coming home to play.

Gary and Rowena didn't get along quite well initially in college. But thanks to their mutual friends, hanging out with each other became inevitable throughout the four years. Snide comments, sarcastic remarks, sparks... wait, what? After an electrifying night together at their graduation party and a 10-day vacation with friends, Rowena disappears and cuts off contact from everyone, leaving a heartbroken Gary. What happened? Where did she go? Will they ever see each other again? 5 years later questions remain unanswered. Until...

To Dove Carmicheal, the thought of Hell and Demons were along the same lines as flying pigs and Hogwarts. But then Fate thought it would be funny to shove the evidence in her face in the form of a wicked deadly sin, a kidnapping, and the Devil himself. MATURE SCENES. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Bill is a nobody, a health inspector who’s not above taking a few dollars to overlook a restaurant’s mouse problem, and hated by nearly everyone except his long-suffering girlfriend. His nephew, Trent, isn’t much better: sexually and morally confused, he’s probably the worst teenage con artist on the East Coast. But today, these two losers harbor a sentient parasite with a sarcastic sense of humor and a ravenous appetite. As the parasite figures out how to control its new human hosts, the focus of its desires grows from delicious cheeseburgers and beer to something much darker and more dangerous.©️ Crystal Lake Publishing