Funny Side-eye Novels & Stories

Aidan jokes and Sylas sends him a death stare We all end up bursting out in laughter.

“Xenia…” “Come on, girl, you can’t give up now,” I said quickly. “You’ve come too far to throw it all away.” She rolled her eyes so hard they nearly hit the back of her skull. “Yeah, yeah, whatever, as long as this works out.” I grinned despite everything, throwing my hands up a little. “Yay!” She gave me the side-eye of all side-eyes, pure judgment dripping off her expression. “Don’t get excited yet.”

Her eyes held a cold accusation. I found her boldness rather amusing and met her gaze steadily. Raising an eyebrow, I let out a cold, bitter chuckle. "My presence here, you ask? How ironic! Apparently, none of you noticed the prominent nameplate at the entrance." I scoffed. "I wonder if you're all losing your sight together? No worries, though. I can recommend some outstanding eye specialists for the sake of our old rivalry." Sarcasm dripping from my voice. "What?" Celine gasped.

I wаtсhеd the ѕmіlе ѕlір frоm hіѕ face when hіѕ eyes mеt with mу ісу glаrе. Thе blоndе bunny’s bluе еуеѕ flаѕhеd over tо me, mоmеntаrіlу gіvіng me a ѕnееr, bеfоrе hеr grееdу lіttlе eyes rеturnеd bасk to Jоеl.

Trust me when I say that sometimes, my mouth runs on its own. I never realized what I was trying to say until I did say it out loud. A deep chuckle made me look back up. Ryder had one side of his lips crooked up in a nice smirk. I could physically see his body start to relax as he stared at me with an amused look in his eyes. Can someone eyes smile? His gorgeous eyes were doing exactly that right now. Wait a second! Gorgeous eyes? Nice smirk? What the hell was wrong with me? Since when were his eyes gorgeous and his smirk nice?

"Trouble with men giving me a dirty look." The moment I uttered that, he suddenly bursts out into laughter, causing the other people to look at our way with interest in their prying eyes. With that, I quickly elbowed him on his side dahilan para mapaigik ito at tumigil sa katatawa. "Shiit! I didn't know you can do such evil thing to your friend!"he hissed while nursing his side. "So now you know..." I stated with a roll of my eyes before I left him and headed to the next rack with decent clothes displayed on it, eager to change into a pair of fresh clothes now.

Oops, who would have thought? He stared down at me and for a second his eyes darted to my chest. "Eyes up here perv," I scoff staring at him. "You mean eyes down here?" Blade says cracking a half-smile. I raised an eyebrow questioningly. "If I looked up sweetling, I'd be looking at the sky," he responds amused, "now if I looked down, I'd be looking at you." "Oh how amusing, another height joke," I scoff with eyes narrowed. He smirked and stared at me. A muscle in my jaw twitched.

“ but if you choose to watch from the side, I will send you on your way with a big farewell party. ” “ Then you will follow me, and we will have our happy ever after in hell? ” I roll my eyes in annoyance but pause when I hear him chuckle behind me. My head whips around, my eyes lowering to his thick lips. The sound of that small, unconscious chuckle is deep but carefree. For a moment, everything around me stops. I blink, my thoughts freezing. All I can see are his bright eyes and his stretched lips. His eyes glint with a hint of amusement, and I imagine seeing him like this every day.

A darkened frost had begun to lay on my face, only for me to notice her staring at me, through my side eyes. She really was staring at me, with those curious small eyes on her. I had the urge of chuckling, but I knew well enough not to. I continued to watch her staring at me, with those side eyes of mine. While watching I couldn't help, but want to taunt her. “Why are you staring at me?” I asked. I was taken aback by her response. "Uh, I wasn't looking at you. My eyes just happened to pass by you, that's all," she stammered.

I’ve been studying them both closely, just like Dad trained me to do with all my enemies. One-Eye has a clear preference for his right-hand side, which makes sense given his massive blind spot. I spot nicotine stains on his fingers. A smoker. He hasn’t left to take a smoke break in a while, and I can see him getting a bit jittery. He’s grown progressively more agitated over the past few hours, which only adds to my theory. I wonder if I can use this to my advantage somehow.