Funny Side-eye Novels & Stories

corner of the eye, there is something warm, overflowed, Xiao Heng palm rubbing eyes, and laugh and choking: "I am her light ah ...... hahahahahaha ......" "Who wants you to pretend to be a good person! Who wants ah! A bitch only ah, you just be honest and peaceful to be a bitch is good, you hate me is good, you curse me ah, curse me ah ...... Who wants you to be good! Who wants your gratitude! Who wants ...... to be your light! Hahahahaha ...... oooooo ......"

I almost want to laugh but, I guess, passing out after mind blowing sex isn’t really that funny. I finally feel as some weight is being lifted off of my eyeballs as I hear them contemplate cancer. It sets off a panic inside my head that I know I need to wake up from. I can finally get my eyes to blink and look up to see two pairs of eyes staring back at me. I smile. “Hey.” I croak. They both exhale at the same time and my smile stretches wider. They are so cute. They have become so close that it’s almost as if they are twins. I can’t help but laugh out loud about that thought.

Nena smiled " i noted that line because i thought it was stupidly funny. i almost spilled my drink out of my mouth from laughter. it really cracked me up" "i'm sure" "and then you went on with the 'james bond ain't got nothing on me' damn" nena said now laughing " it was really funny to watch trust me" dani joined her in the laughter as well " well, i'm glad i was able to make you laugh at least" there was a pause for a moment . Nena kept throwing unconscious glances at his eyes . she was trying to fight this compulsive action but it something about those eyes kept on stealing her attention.

' I asked sneeringly. 'It's my stomach, not yours.' 'Oh la, he knows that,' I said sarcastically and rolled my eyes. He leaned back on his chair with a dry smile and folded his arms as he stared at me. I wiggled my brows at him, he rolled his eyes away to a laughing woman. She was laughing unconscious of the things stuck between her teeth, then to another woman and her spouse. He just kept rolling his eyes around, when I got tired of looking and admiring his face, I settled for counting the shoes of everyone I could see.

I can’t help to roll my eyes at him. He looked at me incredulously. Then after a while, he laughed as if his heart is about to burst. My eyebrows gradually meet together. Annoying! He looks like he is making fun of me. Irritation crawled inside me as I stared at him. He dared to mock me, huh! Let’s see… I can’t help but sulk. Maybe he noticed my silence that he eventually stopped laughing to check on me. I immediately rolled my eyes at him to display my grave annoyance.

All of a sudden, I felt like I stepped on something hard. “Fvck shit! Don’t you have eyes” He seethe throwing me a glare. “As you can clearly see, I have eyes. Two pairs of healthy eyes” I spat back throwing him daggers equally. He has no patience at all. “Oh I see. But maybe they have problem. Don’t you know how expensive these shoes are” I didn’t try to stop the laughter that escaped me. I had to access him from head to toe. My eyes lingering on his shoes.

"You've got a lot of—" "I come bearing good news." I took out the eyeball and dumped it in a glass someone had left on the counter the homunculi hadn't taken away yet. I slid it to her, keeping our distance to show her I wasn't going to jump her any time soon. "See that!" "An…eye…" She looked at me bored, circling the glass with a finger so it wailed. "Is this some kind of sick joke? Like you're keeping an eye on me?"

"I understand, and I hope you could understand me too. Imagine a conscious lady with her right sense roaming around naked. Does this seem like a joke or lie to you..? I asked him... while he was still looking deep into my eyes. Now, I could feel his hot temperature returning to normal as he calmed down gradually. "ok," he said and he turned his face to look away. I faced my front before I could realize that he was still staring at me with a side-eye. He secretly glances at me and looks away when he realized I was noticing. I caught him directly when he was staring at me again, but he could not look away this time as our eyes met at the same time. I hissed in disdain and asked, "Do you still

James said in mockery. Zane watched as they made happy comments about him, he felt free as if a whole load has been lifted off his chest at that moment and he smiled again, the guys noticed and started another round of teasing "I think my eyes are going blind" Fred said jokingly "I think so too," James said, swiping at his eyes as if to clear it. "You guys are being absurd, it's just a smile, what's the big deal in smiling?" Zane said almost rolling his eyes at their behavior

He looks back once more and starts cracking up as he quickly leaves the room. I jump and spin when I feel something squeeze my ass. Sid's face slowly looks up to meet mine and I gulp feeling like our roles just got reversed somehow... I collect myself an arch and eyebrow at him. This little guy simply arches his eyebrow back. I turn my head slightly and give him a pointed look and he growls at me. This little shit! I turn my head the opposite way slightly and growl at him in warning again. This only causes his eyes to darken as he grows again and takes a step forward.