Funny Side-eye Novels & Stories

The waitress tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, her lashes still batting. I gritted my teeth even as I forced my brightest smile. "Did something fall in your eyes?" "No. Why?" The waitress asked, her voice sounding annoyed that I'd even spoken. "Because you're blinking a lot. You should probably get your eyes checked." Her cheeks turned red. "Excuse me." She walked off after shooting me one last glare. A chuckle brought my eyes back to Keanu. "What?" Amusement gleamed in his eyes. "Nothing."

I wаtсhеd the ѕmіlе ѕlір frоm hіѕ face when hіѕ eyes mеt with mу ісу glаrе. Thе blоndе bunny’s bluе еуеѕ flаѕhеd over tо me, mоmеntаrіlу gіvіng me a ѕnееr, bеfоrе hеr grееdу lіttlе eyes rеturnеd bасk to Jоеl.

Trust me when I say that sometimes, my mouth runs on its own. I never realized what I was trying to say until I did say it out loud. A deep chuckle made me look back up. Ryder had one side of his lips crooked up in a nice smirk. I could physically see his body start to relax as he stared at me with an amused look in his eyes. Can someone eyes smile? His gorgeous eyes were doing exactly that right now. Wait a second! Gorgeous eyes? Nice smirk? What the hell was wrong with me? Since when were his eyes gorgeous and his smirk nice?

“ but if you choose to watch from the side, I will send you on your way with a big farewell party. ” “ Then you will follow me, and we will have our happy ever after in hell? ” I roll my eyes in annoyance but pause when I hear him chuckle behind me. My head whips around, my eyes lowering to his thick lips. The sound of that small, unconscious chuckle is deep but carefree. For a moment, everything around me stops. I blink, my thoughts freezing. All I can see are his bright eyes and his stretched lips. His eyes glint with a hint of amusement, and I imagine seeing him like this every day.

A darkened frost had begun to lay on my face, only for me to notice her staring at me, through my side eyes. She really was staring at me, with those curious small eyes on her. I had the urge of chuckling, but I knew well enough not to. I continued to watch her staring at me, with those side eyes of mine. While watching I couldn't help, but want to taunt her. “Why are you staring at me?” I asked. I was taken aback by her response. "Uh, I wasn't looking at you. My eyes just happened to pass by you, that's all," she stammered.

With a seriousness unexpected from someone so young, Kage inquired, "Have you been rolling your eyes too much again?" This question, so earnestly posed, caught Kael off guard, prompting a burst of genuine laughter from him. "Yeah, I guess so... I really need to stop that, don't I?" I watched the exchange, puzzled by the unusual concern over eye-rolling. Kael caught my look and shared a mental whisper, revealing the backstory. "They saw me have one once and fixated on my eyes rolling... Knox convinced them if they roll their eyes too much, they might have a seizure like me. Broke them of the habit immediately."

His laugh was contagious. "What so funny, Jay Jay?" Grandpa whined. "You rolled your eyes." He laughed. "Ah, that. I learned it from Mara." He said, grinning. "Yah, Grandpa, I didn't roll my eyes." I defended, but he just chuckled, as well as Sir Jayson. "You're rolling your eyes just now." Sir Jayson said. "What? I did not." "She's so cute, right, Jay, Jay? Look at her pouting." I blushed and quickly docked my head. Sir Jason chuckled but didn't comment on the matter.

I paused, scratching my nose. I could see Candra already fuming in anger... her face was already swelling up. It served her right. Twitching my eyebrows, I said, "Speaking of eyes, I'm sure he won't be able to look my way. So here's my advice, Why not try and make him use the one eye he has to stare at you, dead friend?" I began to laugh carelessly. I kept quiet for too long, and I was sure I didn't insult her, or did I?

The kid’s eyes widen so much, they might come out “My house is right around the corner!” “I’ll have to excuse myself for a moment then.” Zen says, glancing at me from the corner of his eyes, amused at the turn of events It’s almost comical seeing those two walk side by side. A titter goes through the group of kids peering from behind the street corner when Zen and their friend near them. There’s a burst of noise, little voices all speaking at the same time. I laugh a little as I catch sight of Zen’s expression, slightly startled.

Sunny noticed my expression. "You okay?"I forced a small nod. "Yeah." "Liar."She grinned. "You've been making that exact face since I knocked." "I don't make faces." "Oh, you definitely do." "I don't." "You look like someone forced you to eat vegetables."Despite myself...I almost smiled again. Sunny pointed triumphantly. "There!" "You almost smiled again."I sighed. "I think you imagine things."She gasped dramatically. "I have excellent eyesight." "I can literally shoot the wings off a fly."I blinked.