Funny Side-eye Novels & Stories

With a seriousness unexpected from someone so young, Kage inquired, "Have you been rolling your eyes too much again?" This question, so earnestly posed, caught Kael off guard, prompting a burst of genuine laughter from him. "Yeah, I guess so... I really need to stop that, don't I?" I watched the exchange, puzzled by the unusual concern over eye-rolling. Kael caught my look and shared a mental whisper, revealing the backstory. "They saw me have one once and fixated on my eyes rolling... Knox convinced them if they roll their eyes too much, they might have a seizure like me. Broke them of the habit immediately."

His laugh was contagious. "What so funny, Jay Jay?" Grandpa whined. "You rolled your eyes." He laughed. "Ah, that. I learned it from Mara." He said, grinning. "Yah, Grandpa, I didn't roll my eyes." I defended, but he just chuckled, as well as Sir Jayson. "You're rolling your eyes just now." Sir Jayson said. "What? I did not." "She's so cute, right, Jay, Jay? Look at her pouting." I blushed and quickly docked my head. Sir Jason chuckled but didn't comment on the matter.

I paused, scratching my nose. I could see Candra already fuming in anger... her face was already swelling up. It served her right. Twitching my eyebrows, I said, "Speaking of eyes, I'm sure he won't be able to look my way. So here's my advice, Why not try and make him use the one eye he has to stare at you, dead friend?" I began to laugh carelessly. I kept quiet for too long, and I was sure I didn't insult her, or did I?

I crave the comfort of my head on my pillow even if it’s morning. “Because for some reason, you can’t seem to get your eyes off me.” A brow raises and he gives me a side eye. I notice the ends of his lips curl into a smirk. Cocky much? He didn’t even turn to look at me so how did he know I was staring at him?

The kid’s eyes widen so much, they might come out “My house is right around the corner!” “I’ll have to excuse myself for a moment then.” Zen says, glancing at me from the corner of his eyes, amused at the turn of events It’s almost comical seeing those two walk side by side. A titter goes through the group of kids peering from behind the street corner when Zen and their friend near them. There’s a burst of noise, little voices all speaking at the same time. I laugh a little as I catch sight of Zen’s expression, slightly startled.

His hair had been styled neatly to the side and he smelt a little like minty aftershave. “Everything is going to be fine.” he started out, “I know you’re worried about the eyes but i’ll give you a secret, just think of yourself as the only one around, think of just the both of us and you’ll be fine. People will always look but being unbothered will cause them to shift their gaze to something more interesting. Got it?” i nodded in response and while my hands on my thighs free from sweat.

And I'm just giving her decent revenge. "Do you know that I find it so hot when you roll your eyes at me since we were kids? I love always to see it, and you shouldn't wonder why I love to piss you off before. You're sexy when you're angry." I honestly told her, making her eyes widen, and she looked at me in unrest. "No, shut up! You look hotter when you do your signature eye roll–the classic b*tchy Roswell eye roll. No one can ever beat that." She retorted and made a chef's kiss gesture, making me laugh.

Since I knew him, he had always been doing drugs. "I've brought your food" I announced trying to get his attention. He snapped his neck at me and quickly wiped the white-ish substance off his noise as he noticed me. He looked at me and I tried not to look back at him, in the eye. No matter how close we had become his eyes were still intimidating af, and in this kind of situation trust him to make the glare worse.

“For real. It took a while for me to adjust to his eyes, and his intense gaze.” “His gazee! His gaze is dangerous. The way he looks at you like you're the only person the world is sexy.” “I know!” She replied, with a broad smile. “Now, his gaze does nothing to me. Although it works for him a lot. It helps him get away with whatever he wants.” “I just know he uses it anytime he's in trouble.” “He does.” She replied, We continued the drive in silence, “We need to devise a plan for you. Probably get you a job or something after all this ruckus has died down.”

" Was she kidding? How could she not find me charming? I scrutinized her face for signs of laughter and almost found nothing till I looked at her eyes. Although her face was very strict and unsmiling, her eyes were glinting with barely-compressed laughter. She was joking. I smiled and played along. "I charm everyone the second I walk into a place." "I wonder why I can't see that. Although I can see you have an 'annoying side', a 'bossy side.' A 'don't-mess-with-....." I covered her mouth, laughing. She tried to bite my hand and I removed it and gave her a quick kiss. "Stop! You’re sounding like I'm an ogre." "Well, then I'll be your Fiona."