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Umuwi si Aliya probinsya nila. Gusto niyang ipahinga muna ang sarili sa toxic na mundo ng trabaho niya ang pagiging call center agent. Lalo na at gusto din ng kanyang ama at kapatid na magbakasyon siya. Doon niya makilala ang binatang mekaniko na si Jayson Fuentebella, na kapit bahay din nila. Madaming babaeng umaaligid dito at mga nagpapalipad hangin. Pero ang labis na ipinagtataka ni Aliya, ay ang pagiging masungit nito sa kanya. Habang, hindi naman nagsusungit sa iba at maayos naman ang pakikitungo nito sa ibang kadalagahan na katulad niya. Kapag bumibili siya sa grocery store nito ay palaging pasinghal, at hindi man lang kakikitahan ng lambing tulad sa iba. May pag-asa pa kayang mapalambot ni Aliya ang matigas at masungit na binata? Kung sa simula pa lang na lalapit siya ay itinataboy na siya nito.

A security guard caught a snake in our apartment complex and delivered it straight to my door. I was just about to scream when floating comments cut in. [The male lead got dumped and turned back into his real form just to spy on his girlfriend, and he actually got caught? This is funny as hell!] [He got dumped, and his girlfriend hates him. He's probably gonna cry himself to sleep!] [Aww, poor little snake can't curl up on his girlfriend tonight.] The big black snake looked pitiful in the guard's hands. It secretly sized me up with its slit pupils. I tried holding out my hand, and the black snake stared in disbelief. Two seconds later, it obediently rubbed its head against my fingers.

Don’t trust anyone, not even yourself….You think you know someone pretty well, until you’re awoken in the middle of the night to the sound of unfamiliar voices and realize your sister’s being swept away by some supernatural creatures who climb in and out of windows and leap from two-story houses like it’s nothing.My parents tried to tell me everything was fine, but when Cadence finally did come back from wherever they’d taken her, I knew there was something unusual about my older sister.Now, her best friend is dead.Her ex-boyfriend is acting bizarre.And I’m afraid I might be next.My name is Cassidy Findley, and I’m pretty sure my sister is a vampire, despite her “co-worker” making every effort to brainwash me into believing otherwise. With the help of my two best friends, we vow to get to the bottom of this before it’s too late, and my sister starts to claim other victims. I love her, but I won’t be turned, nor will I just sit by without doing everything I can to stop her. I can only hope that I’m not too late and that I can trust my own memories.Because I’m pretty sure my sister’s friends are coming for me next.The Chronicles of Cassidy is a retelling of The Clandestine Saga specifically for young adult/teen readers told from the perspective of high schooler Cassidy Findley.

Katie finds herself about to go to jail for something she didn't do. When gorgeous Samantha saves her and makes her an incredible offer. Katie has no idea of the dangerous game they are playing

What can I possibly say about him? I get chills all over my body just by hearing his name at times. Watching him play football, watching him study, watching him talk to other girls, watching him get into fights with other guys on field, watching him eat, watching him sleep…that’s what I basically do all the time. Just watch him if not talk to him. Hey I’m not a stalker; he is just there all the time. I don't want to be the typical girl falling for the typical player as always, like the way it happens in movies and books. My love story is not suppose to be so typical filmy. Lilly Lodge and Edward Collin start out as best friends but they both knew they were more than that. Edwards flirting with Lilly did not help her erase the feelings she was starting to develop. And soon enough Edward realizes he's fallen into the world of love itself. Will they come forward with their feelings or stay the same in order to prevent jeopardizing their friendship?

"Come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!" He tapped over his thigh while grinning, she could clearly see the bulge in his pants. "Oh? And what is that?" She playfully walked over him and stood there, lifted his face from chin as she licked her lips. "Come sit down, and you will get the point." He winked and pulled her closer from waist as the woman landed over his lap and something hard touched her thighs

นิชาทำงานเป็นเลขาของอัคคีมากว่าห้าปีแล้ว จะว่าไปก็นานเหมือนกัน... ด้วยนิสัยขาดผู้หญิงไม่ได้ของอัคคีทำให้เขาต้องเปลี่ยนเลขามาแล้วหลายคน นั่นเพราะไม่มีใครสามารถรับมือกับบรรดาผู้หญิงของเขาได้ และแม้ว่านิชาจะทำได้แต่ก็ไม่ได้เต็มใจทำ เธอห้ามความเจ้าชู้ของอัคคีไม่ได้...พอๆ กับที่ห้ามใจไม่ให้ 'รัก' เขาไม่ได้เหมือนกัน ใช่แล้วล่ะ... 'เธอรักเขา' มันน่าตลกจริงๆ เพราะนอกจากความหล่อ รวย เก่งแล้วเขาก็แทบจะไม่มีอะไรดีเลยสักอย่าง ไม่แน่ใจเหมือนกันว่าเกิดขึ้นตอนไหน รู้ตัวอีกทีก็เจ็บแปลบทุกครั้งที่เห็นเขาอยู่กับผู้หญิงคนอื่น นิชาพยายามตัดเรื่องงานกับเรื่องส่วนตัวออกจากกันแล้ว... แต่เธอคงมีความอดทนไม่มากพอถึงได้ทนไม่ไหวอีกต่อไป! // *Talk* เรื่องนี้เป็นแนวตัวร้ายจับฉลากได้บทพระเอกค่ะ เนื้อเรื่องหน่วงๆ ดราม่าไม่หนักเท่าไรค่ะ(มั้งนะ) แต่ความอยากหยุมหัวใครสักคนมีแน่นอน *คำแนะนำก่อนอ่าน* มีคำหยาบ ฉากผู้ใหญ่และการกระทำที่ไม่เหมาะสมของตัวละคตัวละคร เหตุการณ์ สถานที่ไม่มีอยู่จริง กรุณาอ่านเพื่อความบันเทิงเท่านั้น

Avalin is a 22 year old who has never had sex and can not begin to know we’re to start. She has never wanted to have sex and has been content with that. Avalin works at a lingerie store and has seen the rich and famous and those scrounging for enough to buy one bra. On this particular Wednesday a women walks in with her daughter and needed two sets of lingerie. “Honey it doesn’t matter if you like the lingerie what matters is that he likes it.” The mother said. “But mom, I don’t even know Mr. Kenway.” “Shut up Eveline, you will get him to sleep with you and get pregnant. Then we can live the lives we want.” The mother said well paying the bill and turning to walk out. This was not the first time Avalin has heard of someone buying lingerie to get there daughter to try and trap Mr.Kenway. Avalin reached for the phone to call the Kenway residence. “Kenway residence.” Avalin has called multiple times to give information so that Mr.Kenway didn’t get trapped. However this was the first time she’s heard this voice. It is more gruff and sullen than the cranky man who usually answers the phone. “Eveline Perry, will try to trap Mr.Kenway on Friday. She will drug his drink at Sky Bar after his dinner meeting.” “How do you know about my dinner meeting?” Mr.Kenway said. Avalin hung up the phone as quick as possible.

They say love is unpredictable—an unstoppable force that no one truly escapes. Some run toward it. Others run from it. Ted Allen belongs to the latter. A mafia heir like his father, Ted feared love more than bullets. It was messy. Dangerous. Uncontrollable. Just like everything he’s sworn to keep out of his life. But fate has other plans. When his kidnapped niece—his tiny mirror image—escapes her captors, she’s found by two strangers with pasts cloaked in secrets. One of them, Cookie Carlisle, a spirited runaway hiding in Italy from her twisted father, helps the child find her way home. That single act of kindness sets off a chain reaction neither of them could foresee. Because Cookie is about to find herself dragged into a war she knows nothing about… and Ted is about to meet the one woman who shatters every rule he’s built his empire on. She’s wild. Fearless. Addictive. And she’s not stopping until he’s hers. --- “I really doubt you’ll last long here,” River said. “Trust me. I won’t die yet.” Not until the big bad wolf with my name on his soul gets what’s coming to him. He hasn’t seen the last of me.

“คะ..คุณจะทำอะไร” เสียงใสนั้นสั่นๆ เอลลี่จ้องมองมือหนาอีกข้างหยิบกล่องไอศกรีมที่เธอพึ่งทานมาจ่อไว้ที่จุดกลางกายของเธอ “ยะ..เย็น..” ร่างเล็กกระตุกๆ เกร็ง เมื่อบัดนี้ก้อนไอศกรีมถูกเทลงมายังใจกลางความเป็นสาว “รู้ไหม...ความเย็นจะทำให้เธอรู้สึกชา...และมันจะบรรเทาความเจ็บปวดของเธอลงไปได้บ้าง” “อึก..” แปะๆ มือหนาตีเข้าที่ก้อนไอศกรีมเหลว พลางใช้นิ้วละเลงก้อนไอศกรีมไปทั่วกลีบแคมอวบ บดคลึงไปที่ติ่งเสียว ไม่เว้นแม้แต่ร่องหลืบแคบๆ โดยที่มืออีกข้างกำลังชักรูดแก่นกายใหญ่เตรียมความพร้อมที่จะเอามันเข้าไปในร่องรูเล็กๆ “ของกู…ทั้งหมดนี่…เป็นของกูคนเดียว..ซี๊ดดด!” เอลลี่Talk:“เขาแกล้งเป็นคนดี ทำให้ฉันหลงรัก… แต่เมื่อฉันพูดว่า ‘ชอบคนเลว’ เพื่อจะหนีไป เขาก็ถอดหน้ากาก...ตรึงฉันกับผนัง พร้อมรอยยิ้มที่ร้ายกาจกว่าใคร ‘หนีไม่พ้นแล้วล่ะที่รัก..กูนี่แหละคนเลว..เลวมาตั้งแต่เกิด..ที่จะจับเธอกระแทกทั้งตัวและหัวใจ!’ ”