Funny Ways To Say Hello Novels & Stories

I proceeded to brush up,showered and head down for breakfast. As my door clicked behind me,my head jerked up, eyes coming in contact with my Jerk-ass brother, looking like a bundle of misfortune. My head instantly searched for possible words to annoy his ass. He ignored me,turning to walk away, until I broke the silence. "Good morning dear brother. Incase you don't know,this is what people usually say when they walk up to someone in the morning. It is called. Salutation." I smiled. A self satisfied smile.

So, I was kind of surprised when the message popped up. He had just said, “Hi.” I replied, “Hello.” Then, he started talking and he asked me about which school I went and what grade I was in and how was my studies. Actually although he was elder than me he said to talk to him as if I was talking to my friend. So, I dropped the honorifics as he said. Then I replied his answers and asked him the same question he asked me. Then, after talking about those, he suddenly said, “You’re so cute.”

No one spoke a word, and I could only continue with my charade, "Do you know why Adele crossed the road?" Everyone, "....." "To say hello from the other side." I answered while 'Heheing' in a chirpy tone. Everyone, "..............." TO BE CONTINUED..........

Like: kumusta (hello), salamat (thank you), patawad (sorry), maganda (beautiful) and guwapo (handsome). I aslo planned before to make fun but I thought that I might just regret it soon, so I just didn't do it. Also, that is shameful and humiliating. "Okay, I gotta go," he just said. "Yeah, me too. See you tomorrow," "Good night," "Good night, too," "Sweet dreams and take care," "You too, sleep well." I just smiled before I ended our call. Adam and I never developed. As in we are just friends. Not that boy best friend, tho. Well, we sometimes bully each other. But not everytime because I was afraid he might shoot me. Just kidding.

Actually after our marriage, I haven't wore casuals so I made him understand. Ahad was in his study as he was doing some work, it was night time and I was also bored so I thought to call my friends. I called four of them (conference call). "Asslamualaikum (a way to greet someone) guys - I said cheerfully. "Who are you?? Do we know you - said Ira and I can sense she was angry, as it's been days I met or called them. "Sorry I think you've called a wrong number - said Inayat sarcastically. I gulped as they were really angry.

That lady just gave me an eye and raised her sharp, brown eyebrows. I smiled at Dylan and just said, "Hello!" Alright, Kaye… What was that? Of all the things that you’ll say, you just said ‘Hello’?

Japanese Phrases: "Like sending you to hell." "Like sending you to hell once and for all." Italian Phrases: "One day you'll pay dearly for everything you do, for now, I'll have a lot of fun with you." "I won't allow that filthy mouth to touch my crown jewels, even if you wanted it. You're more accustomed to not giving me a disease for daring."

Sandy's expression turned mischievous, and she leaned in closer, whispering, "Oh, Angie, he's just so serious all the time. Never laughs at my jokes like you do. It's boring, you know?" I couldn't help but laugh at her confession. Sandy was truly a breath of fresh air in this rigid environment. "My dad made me go say hello anyway, ughhhh!" She said a little regretful. "But Sandy," I asked, still curious, "why do you have to greet him when your father specifically asked?" Sandy shrugged playfully, a smirk on her face. "Well, you know parents. They make you do all sorts of strange things. But don't worry, I've perfected the art of the quickest and most polite greeting. In and out, just like th

I can't just stay in this awkwardness for sixteen hours! There's nothing wrong with saying "hello" first. I mean, it's good manners, it's polite, and it's not like I'm trying to start a conversation or anything, just a little greeting to make myself feel less awkward. That's it. So, I stole a glance at him again. He was focused on his phone. Okay, here we go. "Hi!" Ignored. I tried again, louder this time.

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