Funny Words Of Wisdom Novels & Stories

Those sensible flats, as reliable and well-worn as her wisdom. “Do unto others as you would have them do unto yourself,” she told her grandkids, their round, innocent faces staring up at her. “And those aren’t my words.” It was one of her recycled lines, one that left her feeling a little flat, a little well-worn herself. Though she sometimes spoke His words, she didn’t give a flying fuck about God anymore. Still, a large, garish crucifix hung around her neck.

“ First of all I would like to take this opportunity to thank God for giving me lights and providing me with the right path, every one of you probably knows how asshole I am, how bully I am and how troublemaker I was, but that was pass then, always remember that BEHIND YOU, are all your memories, BEFORE YOU are all your dreams, AROUND YOU are all who love you and WITHIN YOU is all that you ever need. Also, I’ve learned from my mistakes that it is impossible to live without failing at something unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all-- In which case you fail by default, did you guys understand what I am pointing at?” I asked “ NO?” They shouted “ Me too” We

“Is that some kind of wisdom?” He chuckled under his breath. “No. That’s turning a blind eye to reality. And it’s… uh… what was your word for it?” He frowned as he tried to remember, glancing sideways. Then his face brightened a little. “Shitty. Yeah. I think that’s the word.” My lips parted as I stared at him. “It’s shitty,” he repeated while wearing that awkward expression on his face. And somehow, despite everything choking my chest, a laugh slipped out of me. A weak little chortle at the innocent way he said the word.

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

"I've always been wise. You just never listened." He almost smiled.

This. “Oh, lucky you, he just warned you. And stupid of hell are you both, to not listen. First, in bloody hell, we never asked for your "help". You call that help? Both of you predominantly abased, abashed, gasconaded, and impertinently intermeddled to people's business. Secondly do you even know the phrase "friendly competition", where the word "equality" and "fun" lies? I have way more to list down everything I can ever think of something my friends got that is way more something to be boastful about. Go to school again. Learn to read dictionaries and thesauruses,” I said. “Oof roasted.” Levine, Hux, and Mich chuckled.

"When I say you lots are foolish, it'll look like an insult, when in the true sense it's actually a compliment. You lots are worse off, than being termed foolish. And Look, I am beyond appalled by your shallow-mindedness and the gibberish that's oozing out of your mouth." "Yeah, I know. There are other werelions out there, but should we wait for them to come to us, before we take 'em down. Nah, y'all should know better. But since, you lots do not know anything, I'll generously take the burden of educating you over and over again."