Novel & Cerita Funny Words Of Wisdom

Besides, she never wanted to piss Wisdom off, he wasn't the begging type and losing him would be the end of her joy. " Okay it's fine I get your point... But one thing you must put in mind is that news travel very fast, one word to a friend is a thousand words to another friend you know or you don't know about, and then it becomes million words to another friend just by word of mouth... And every word turns into something that's not true, a lie that can hardly change into truth". They said it together and laughed about it at the same time, which was sweet. Wisdom was just happy about the fact that they were both on the same page. He didn't want to be so serious simply because he wasn't sure

he growled. What did he just call me ? “Dumb fuck. I said you were a dumb fuck,” he repeated. “Another word for fuckwit, chicken head, mindless fool, foolish tw*t, body with no brain, intelligence coma, mentally handicapped, cotton filled head, …. ,” I irately cut off the spastic synonym vomit of my freaking annoying wolf and hollered. “SHUT UP ! And stop eavesdropping on my thoughts. Now shoo away. I have more important things to do,” I chided the pissy hussy.

“ Cuckoo” “ Daffy” “ Lunkhead” “ Whacky” “ Zany” “ Loony” “ Kooky” “ Screwball” “ Half-baked” Hudson snapped. “ Inept” “ Daft” “ Dippy” “ Dotty” “ Birdbrain” Alvara snapped back. “ Chucklehead” “ Chowder head” “ Boobish” “ Airhead” “ Brain dead” “ Dense”

Tony waved his hand right in front of me and I slumped on my chair. "Am I really becoming stupid?" I frowned and his forehead creased. "What are you talking about?" he laughed, mirth in his gaze. "Never in my life have I been called an idiot or dumb and now I am suddenly hearing those things from the people I knew," I bit my lower lip. "People change, some get wiser, others get dumber," he laughed much louder this time. I knew he was just kidding, and he was only making fun of me, but I really was starting to question my brilliance.

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

“You know what? Let them make fun of you.” “But…” “They might laugh at you now, but he who laughs last laughs best.” “Huh?” the kids said, looking confused. “What I mean is, maybe not now, but later, you’ll be the one laughing at them when you’re the smartest kid in class and they’re still struggling. It takes wisdom to acknowledge your own flaws and weaknesses, and that’s what school is for, right?” “Hmm… you’re right, Dad,” James said, taking the book back.

He chortles at the end of his words, I knew he was making fun of the former incidents. “That’s not funny, you should know I’ll be able to take care of myself. I just stepped out for a walk and I’m back, can you allow me to get some sleep? You’re always making fun of the bad situations and not the good ones. You should learn to control your words. “I said nothing’s wrong, besides I’m not lying. He’s gotten to you first and it won’t be hard for him to strike again and you might just be that gateway he finds again”

“Don’t bother” “Fucking hell” Kiara shouted, unable to contain herself. Everyone turned to look at her, the Wrights in absolute horror and Chris’ friends in some sort of sympathy. But she couldn’t care less, the cat was out of the bag and she wasn’t in the mood to put it back in. “Why don’t you listen to your son’s ideas, Edgar? He is a fucking business genius, for the little I gathered in what? Three days? And you are incapable of noticing!”

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.