Funny Words Of Wisdom Novels & Stories

I said. "I am a seventy one year old woman who has been alive long enough to know that options are a blessing and not a burden. Boys are fun. Stop being such a boring person” "That is insane." "No… no… I won’t take that from you. I am giving you wisdom,” She was already laughing again, that wheezy chest laugh, and I was laughing too because I could not help it I was mid laugh when she stopped. Not slowed down. Stopped. "Grandma?"

I shrugged then watched TV. I can’t help but to wonder where did Wise went. Wisdom said that he went ouf-of-the-country business trip. I admit that Wise is good in that field, he’s our spokesperson in our family business even though he was the most quiet and shy type person from the three of us. While Wisdom is good when talking about budget and money, if Wise if good closing deals, Wisdom is good sales. Me? I don’t know but they are proud whenever I can sell.

Well, almost no one. A wise man once said, "To every rule there's an exception." And an exception there was. Though if the maker of this wise phrase was to see the foolhardy of this 'exceptional' group, he would feel as though his words were foolish, with no wisdom to be gleaned from it.

“I have to climb, climbing is gain. Who says money always supports the wise? I have seen ust in beautiful eyes. Who says life is to alone build? Life is also to create yet another planet by me and you. Yet another dream dwells in you which is seen by me too. In life’s layers, in every life layer, in every alive layer.” “Come celebrate wisdom, riches do impair. I need you, not food. So much works without you being you. Come sound logic, let tragedy fade away. Create love, create the new, hope through you. Shine as though you know you. You know you. You are wise. Wisdom is new food. Grow it strong on the field of you. Let wisdom feed you what food couldn’t do, what pain couldn’t do.”

“ Firstly, in our lives, we have a set of foolish wolves. They always feel they are wise and smart thinking, they can be able to cheat their way out without working, Life is unpredictable. Work harder and stop eyeing someone else's property. Life is not hard, but we are the ones making it so difficult and bother some for us. This is the last time I am gonna repeat this, I don't say things twice, only the wise understand. If you think you are too smart, bring it on. We are eagerly waiting for you to strike, your little life would be destroyed, I don't have a lot to say.

How and when did I let my guard down? Smart old fool.

Don’t be stupid! Thank you very much for bringing me up and educating me so properly. Even though our lives were challenging and pretty basic back then, I feel we are the wealthiest human beings in the world, not because we have a lot of money, but because you gave me a lot of love. It’s an overabundance! Chuckles. I can’t compensate for all the sacrifices you gave me, so can I just sacrifice my life? But my life might not be enough either... Joke!

“You’re ridiculous.” I grinned. “And yet highly effective.” Honestly? Worth every damn cent. ⸻

She then spoke with such a loud voice that could probably be heard by a whole auditorium. “Eyes here everyone! You see these two people over here…” Wisdom called the attention of all people and pointed at the two people in front of her with her index finger. “This man is my ex-husband, and this pregnant woman over here is my husband’s mistress before we were divorced. The day my house was on fire, which was also the day of the anniversary of our still-born daughter, was the day that he spend her time with his mistress—playing with her pussy and blowing my husband’s cock. I am telling you this so that you’ll keep an eye on your girlfriends, wives, husbands, and boyfriends that these two will

Through a peaceful gaze, Bruce answers, "It's because I have hope. If this life is all you have, how miserable must you be? Do you know the story of King Solomon?" When I shake my head no, Bruce continues, "He was the richest and wisest man who ever lived. He still holds that record today. Search him. But Solomon said the house of mourning is better than the house of mirth. Meaning sorrow is better than exceeding gladness. Through sorrow, men are made wiser." "Are you calling me wise, Bruce?" Changing positions, he taunts, "You'd have to be a man first." "I am a man." "Are you sure?"