Funny Zodiac Descriptions Novels & Stories

Dragon, tiger, snake, mouse, horse, cow, sheep, monkey. Dragon King, tiger power, snake spirit, monkey god, Ma Zheng, sheep demon... "What's wrong? Is the Spring Festival coming?" Samuel's face was cold and he smiled disdainfully. "Do you want to pay a New Year's visit to me?" That's right, the twelve people who came, or in other words, were the twelve human-shaped beasts with the 12 Chinese Zodiacs as the main.

Maybe I was a hugger and I’d just never received any. “Sorry. I should really have asked that first. I’m a Taurus, we're touchy-feely people according to the zodiac. Plus most wolves are fairly tactile. And we’re family now.” She said the last bit seriously as she pinned her amber eyes on me, as if daring me to challenge that. It was then that I spotted the resemblance. She had her father’s whiskey eyes, but where his hair was chocolate brown, hers was a light, buttery blonde. She was a little taller than me, but not by much, yet she seemed to possess the kind of confidence and charm that naturally commanded a room's attention.

Is she serious right now? “Speaking of thrilling,” Clara continued, a sly glint in her eye, “What about the Moretti brothers? I wonder what Evan and Aidan’s signs are?” “Evan and Aidan’s zodiac signs? Honestly, Clara, who cares?” “Well, I do for one!” Clara declared, poking Millie’s arm playfully. Of course she does. “Aidan’s probably a fire sign. All that intense brooding...Aries, maybe? Or a Leo?” She trailed off dreamily, then snapped back. “And Evan? He’s the playful type. Smiles a lot. I can sense he’s a really cool guy. Maybe an air sign? They’re supposedly social butterflies.”

"More or less. It's time you knew." Well, so he was going to tell me what he and Ben had planned. This wasn't a trick or a tactic to get information out of me, right? And he was... really Jeremiah, right? "All right, if you tell me your plan and Ben's, I'll give you this important information," I replied. But, no, J. I won't tell you everything. Caution must remain in my dictionary. "My birth symbols are Castor and Pollux, representing the Gemini constellation, and the ruling planet is Mercury."

It hasn't even been five minutes since she got in the car, and she's already annoyed. "Stop calling me Mr. Arrogant." "No! You're arrogant!" "I'm not arrogant!" "Yes, you are! You're the king of all arrogants!" "I'm not!" "What's your zodiac sign?" He looked confused by the random question, but answered. "Aries." "It's one of the most arrogant signs in the zodiac. See? You're a Mr. Arrogant even in your zodiac sign! It's going to be a long night!" ***

I asked her. “What’s what?” I stood up and moved the towel from her neck and there it was, as clear as day. A bright red triple moon emblem, just like symbol of the Moon Goddess. When Zee was unconscious after her attack, I remember seeing a pale pink crescent moon on the back of her neck. But this is different, the colour is darker and its grown. That’s not a usual birth mark. “What is it?” Zee asked, “It's uh, well, I don’t know what it is” I stuttered.

The fat man's face trembled as he replied with an ingratiating smile, "I'll tell you, but after we get out of here, can you tell my companions that I was forced to speak under torture when they asked you about it?" Mo Xinghe's and others' eyes popped out. "This fatty is funny. He really knows how to earn himself some credit." they thought. "Okay." Mo Xinghe agreed. "We're from the 12 Chinese Zodiacs," said the fat man. The others all looked confused upon hearing the answer. "What's the 12 Chinese Zodiacs?" Zheng Qian asked curiously. "Is it an organization?" Mo Xinghe asked. The fat man nodded and replied, "Yes, our organization is called the 12 Chinese Zodiacs."

- Lowen was curious. Pure looked very tired, she said: “I had a dream, a weird dream.” Everyone listened carefully. Pure sighed: “ I saw a unicorn and a phoenix… and a baby.” “I am wondering why there was a baby in your dream.”- Pure continued. Erono, Lowen, and Rojana maybe had the same question. Pure shook her head: “I still don’t know the meaning of that weird dream, but I know the baby is crossbred of the phoenix and the unicorn.”

,shouted Natalie. "Alright sorry!",said Zane, realizing his limits."Can't you just tell me what you are?" Natalie almost smiled at Zane's curiosity about knowing what she was. Zane grinned and said,"Are you a schenio? A harpy? A desugh? A benace?" Natalie chuckled and said,"Oh my God ! What is that?!" "Those are....umm...they are creatures from my .....planet",said Zane scratching his head.

I've talked to maybe twenty or more women for the night and it's barely ten o clock and I'm this close to flinging myself off the balcony out of pure boredom. I see Mother and Father near the staircase speaking with two blonde girls while Zain's in a dark corner groping a red-head. Lucky bastard. "So, Alpha what's your zodiac?" Some brunette asks me. I think her name is... Dana? Donna?Daphne? Something that starts with a D. Or maybe it ends with a D. Something like Daphane-d. I sky another drink before I answer tersely. "Taurus." "Oh my god, I'm a Virgo!"