Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

I smile to myself at how much fun they seem to be having. "God," Lilian, a girl who always paints my face for me on friday nights, adds, her black hair glinting in the late afternoon sun. "I pity people like that. What losers." "I don't know," I say, having a hard time looking away from Nate's friends. "They look like they're having fun to me." A few girls scoff and it takes everything in me not to whip around and go evil canival on them. "Oh, please, Kelly." This comes from Mariah who tightens her grip on Paige's foot. "Are you so high and righteous that you can't laugh along anymore? You used to have a field day making fun of weirdos like that."

“Oh dear! I think a lot of wives and girlfriends don’t appreciate it, to be honest.” “It is okay, I got the blame.” I said with a chuckle, and I saw her eyes sparkle as she giggled. That sound was sheer heaven… “Aww blame the poor single one, he wanted to drool over the ladies in their underwear?” she teased. “Though wasn’t it one of your other friends who was waiting for you to drool over the ladies in their underwear?” she added, and I found myself laughing. So glad things seemed to be looking up…

ME: Sarah Sarah: Hey girl, how did it go? I want all the deets. Me: Nedyu hlp Sarah: What is going on? I think your need to turn on your corrective text girlfriend. ME: Fotbl fid Sarah: Haha, very funny. What is going on with you?

Your crazy ass girlfriend, Shelly replied inwardly but didn't say that instead, "I'm sure that's not important at all." The walk to wherever their camp site was supposed to be was long and boring. No one was ready to suggest anything for them to do but instead everyone were lost in their thoughts. The first person to break the frustratingly silence was Kiara. "Yo peeps, let's make this walk more fun and less romantic." That earned series of laughter from everyone even Cindy was laughing. Color me shocked__literally. "This place is boring as fuck there's nothing for us to do than to get there faster," Logan said.

"You roam around the house in your shorts and tiny tank tops all day, and I've hardly seen any tattoos on you. They must be really well hidden.” There was a pregnant pause in the room as Gabriella took in my words. As I took in the importance of our discussion, trying to steer the delicate terrain of honesty and friendship, a sudden eruption of laughter jolted me from my thoughts. I turned to see Gabriella, laughing almost uncontrollably, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "What's so funny?" I asked, a bit baffled by the unexpected outburst. Through giggles, Gabriella managed to say, "It's cute, Kyra. You think those are the weird parts, but you completely missed the part where I like girls.

I replied Jasmine "You sure will" Cindy told me as she take a bite from her pizza "Steph, is an amazing friend you know that right?" Jasmine asked me "Yeah I know, she's amazing like a sister right?" I asked them "Yeah?" Cindy and Jasmine did reply me "And so are you" Jasmine told me Jasmine did hug at me as Cindy hug at us too laughing out loud "You guys are amazing amazing, big Sexy bitch, hope you know that" Cindy told us "And you too, badmouth" I replied her

"Nice to meet you Raya.” "What is she like, your girlfriend?” I was enjoying the compliments from the guys until one of the girls blurted, eyeing me intensely. The smile on my face faded when I noticed the rest of the girls giggled. I started to fret internally, wishing that the ground would open up and take me in. "What is it to you?” I heard Rain growl beside me. The girl started to laugh again. "Relax Rain,” she took a sip from her plastic cup. "I was only trolling.”

I fumed in anger. "I said I'm his girlfriend." Immediately, the two security men burst out laughing loudly which made me frown. Were these two imbeciles, didn't they know the meaning of girlfriend, or did I have to explain it to them? "Excuse me," I frowned, calling their attention. "Why the heck are you two assholes laughing?" I couldn't help but curse as I asked. "Well then, we'd say you made a rather funny joke." One of the security men chuckled as he replied.

" Pffft ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !.........I knew you you were a funny girl . I had no doubt about it . " said queen Kyla as she laughed at Kiara's words . " I.......am glad that you seem to find me funny and not hate me . " said Kiara with a nervous tone .

I replied and she spit out the drink she was drinking. "I guess I am right," I replied with a smile. "You are never right," She replied. "Says the person that her check goes all red because I mentioned him and spit out her drink.. Your expression rat you out girl" I replied. "So I guess I am only the one that did not have a boyfriend or crush" Harper said mimicking a sad look "I don't have one either," I replied. "Don't you dare say that again" Harper said and we all roared into laughter.