Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

My phone buzzed and I realized Maya was already sending pictures of my car to the group chat, captioning it, luxury girl. I stared at the screen in disbelief. I just can’t with these ladies. How and when did she even take those pictures? “Hi, rich wife.” Maya said cheerfully, walking over. “You guys are a menace.” I said, moving past them. “So you finally gave in?” Maya said, wiggling her brows. “I had no choice.” “Hmm, that’s what people in love say,” Judy muttered. “I am NOT…” “Not in love, we know,” Judy cut in, sipping her drink. “That’s what makes it hilarious.”

We laughed even more because of what she said. "Ella! It's just a plan! You know that! You're too spacing out! You are always thinking about food!" Greta shouted at her, so we just heard the cuss of the two. "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!" We last heard before she turned off the line. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! The founder of foodporn is angry!" We shouted, so we laughed even more. It feels good to have a friend like them, I feel like they are my second family, and I am thankful for that.

Their minds were already made up, they really didn't want to know the truth, they seemed just fine with the lies they were insinuating. "welcome ladies... And thank you so much for allowing me to unstrip you." I smiled and joked, "well Phamela, my girlfriend right here told me that besides her, you're the best person who can strip me." Some of the audience got my joke and they laughed too. "thank you for having us Phamela... I'm not as funny as my girlfriend." Olivia said and I turned to her and took her hand in mine. "soooo ladies.. Where do we start? I have so many questions."

My cheeks turned red when a lot of heads turned towards us. Did I say something funny? "She doesn't even know what F******k is!" One of the girls said as they continued to laugh. I took a step back when I realized they were laughing at me. I looked down in embarrassment. "I bet she doesn't know what a smartphone is either. It'll be funny to watch her trying to figure it out." Another one said. I frowned. So much for trying to make friends. Now they're all just laughing at me.

We all yelled in unison. “Honestly I wasn’t expecting you both to cum this quick” Annie smirked. “Oh darling, we just took a break, we ain’t done cuming yet” vee said gazing at her girlfriend. God! I swear, I have the most ridiculous and dysfunctional bunch of gays as friends. “You two are full of nasty shits” vee said pointing at my bestie and her new found love, the blush on her face was so obvious to see. M&Ms or Cheetos? Piper asked.

“But she’s kinda hot when she’s acting like that. You know?” Chris stared at him, folding his lips while merely nodding along. “Go ahead. Laugh all you—” Loud laughter poured over his face before Nate even finished his statement of permission. The sound echoed around the grunt-filled weight room from nearby athletes. His teary eyes crinkled at him. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry," His friend said, still laughing. What’s so funny about it? Nate will never understand. “I swear. It's just...Come on; you've got to admit that it's kind of funny. You are chasing after a girl who doesn’t want you at all. Hey! She’s you in this scenario.”

My people who care about me. I feel his eyes on me as I leave the office and I can't help the goofy smile spread across my face by the time I've reached the table where my friends are sitting. "Sorry, ladies, I've gotta go see about a guy." They all groan but Ari's the one who speaks up. "You've gotta be shitting me right now. You just gave us a line from Good Will Hunting!" "And?" "And the cheesy one, too! Besides, Chloe! What the hell?"

I say this as I sip on my juice. “Yeah? So we, I guess, then buy our coffins and dig our graves before we leave this house, right?” Huh! Can you listen to this girl? I am here saying, and I have it embedded in every being and sense of me, that I am not letting these people hurt me, even just a little. My only friends are already envisioning corpses? “Will you just stop? Your joke isn't funny at all." I state.

she said, groaning loudly. "Awww..."I cooed softly. "Is he good looking?"I asked. "You don't want to imagine, I don't crush on ugly guys." she sardonically. "Oh yeah! Tell me more, I joked." "You don't know about it, You don't know what is going on." She joked back, smiling widely. "Please let me know what is going on." I said, making air quotes. We both bursted into series of laughters. Talking to Mary makes me forget my sorrows, it was like I have known her for long.

I want to know her. Me: ‘Well I am not gonna do that!’ June: ‘Oh I can do that!’ My-Dull-Mean-Happening-Girlfriend added to the group ‘Win Natalie’ My-Dull-Mean-Happening-Girlfriend: ‘WHAT is this place?’ My-Dull-Mean-Happening-Girlfriend: ‘OMG I am so honored.’ I facepalmed myself. Yeah, make me look bad, in front of my very first actual girlfriend. Long story short, now I am butt of the jokes of my three favorite girls.