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Her friends giggled like she'd just said something brilliant instead of recycling the same tired insults they'd been using since middle school. "You got something to say, just say it," I told her, slamming my locker shut. "Oh, I don't need to say anything. Your little boyfriend already said it all for everyone to hear." "He's not my boyfriend." "Right. Because you've got so many options. Must be nice being the town bicycle." More giggles. These girls really thought they were doing something. "Jealous much?" I shot back. "Of you? Please. I have standards." "Could've fooled me."

KATHY ❤💯🌈: You better come back or else you'll find yourself fake girlfriendless. I laughed and responded. ME: Hey my beautiful fake girlfriend.. I hope your visit at the bank ended up being good. And I promise I'll definitely watch the movie you recommended.. it sounds like a nice movie. Am I really fake girlfriendless now? 😱😯😰😭💔 Then I took a selfie of myself with a sad face and sent it with a caption "can I be forgiven" and sent it to her. I went to respond to my best friend's message.

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

Nathan looks at my phone and starts laughing his ass off. “It seems, and I quote, ‘Damn girl, you’re giving me a boner’ and ‘Dutton, get the fuck out of my spot’,” Nathan chuckled. We all laugh hysterically. God, this is just what I needed. My friends are the best.

My frustration was quickly turning to anger as I saw the doubt and disbelief etched on their faces. But instead of trying to understand my perspective, my friends went on to dismiss my words with a string of jokes and jibes. They laughed at my supposed prank, making light of my confusion and frustration. The girl in our group made a remark about how I must be a ninja, able to disappear at will. The other guy teased me about how I had managed to trick them all into believing I was lost.

I chuckled at the last word, girlfriend. “Alright, boyfriend, I am just glad that you got home safely.” – Brittany “Thanks for texting, you don’t know how happy you made boyfriend because I didn’t expect that you would text. I never thought it would happen.” - Jamie “Hm! And why is that?” – Brittany. “It’s because it’s you, the feisty lady.” – Jamie. I burst into laughter, I didn’t think I was one even when Sydney always called me that when I just arrived here.

ME: Sarah Sarah: Hey girl, how did it go? I want all the deets. Me: Nedyu hlp Sarah: What is going on? I think your need to turn on your corrective text girlfriend. ME: Fotbl fid Sarah: Haha, very funny. What is going on with you?

She replied. “What i said? But there's nothing funny about what i said, is there?” “Yes. When you said, i'm your close friend now.” She smiled at the same time. “Then? what's so funny about that? isn't it really true what o said that we're friends now?” when o said that, she just smiled. “Friends?” it told me emphatically, and i nodded my head. “Yes. Isn't it?” “Of course, not! who's going to be friends with me, a crazy man?” she joked, but i didn't go along with her joke because i was serious about what i was saying.

Once this is out for the world to know, the school’s reputation can easily be tarnished. “Oh, and have I mentioned that some of them are really homophobic? Reminding me everyday that girls shouldn’t like girls. Like come on! Can’t they just be happy that I got myself this pretty and awesome girl as a girl friend?” Eun asked in a joking manner, making Jada smile at her girl friend’s silliness. We did too, because Eun just knows how to lighten up the atmosphere. It’s nice to have someone like her as a friend. I already finished eating, so I just lay down on the blanket next to Zoe who looks like she’s in deep thought.

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…