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I said. I looked over at the boys, and they slipped the phones out again and recorded me. laughing their ass's off, and Guy is on the floor laughing so much he is like "Damn, I almost pissed myself this is too good," He says. Then I am trying to leave the room, "Why are you all ladies in here anyway?" I asked. "Someone says because of you, you are the richest man and the hottest man here. Someone says. Then some chick walks in, and then she looks over at me, but then she says. " Nope, he isn't that one over there," she says.

It took her a few seconds and those short moments brought me to a peak of anxiety that I didn't know I had until today. "Be my friend. I want you to remain my friend. Girls code, you should not leave your best friend in exchange for a man," she said which made us laugh. She finally took a sip from the bottle of water that I handed her and now she is waiting for me to speak.

"I have no girlfriend. I don't need one. They're just a pain in my ass. I'd rather jump on a cliff than swoon on my feet for a fuck up girlfriend." I winced. That's harsh. Anyway, I'm also a woman. "Tch! You don't need a girlfriend. Don't worry... you'll find a girl who doesn't need you! Hmp! You're like your uncle with big ears, executioner of women!" I sighed before turning to CiN who was looking at the door. "Hey CiN, do you have a gf?" "No comment," he replied sparingly. "Oh! It's your showbiz. You still have a no-no comment. And that's why I wish in the morning notes that you get a girlfriend... a FAT and NOISY one who will color your quiet life!" I said... just to say something.

"Of course, we will not worry about a fool like her." "Guys guys, should we eliminate her like in those action movies." "..." I was not the only one speechless when I heard the last statement, the person that said it was a short and blonde haired lady, her two friends looked at her strangely and she quickly waved her head before laughing awkwardly. "Hahaha, I was just joking, just joking, I don't mean it, just joking." She said with an awkward smile and I rolled my eyes at her. "Seriously, you need to limit the way you watch this action movies, it is really affecting you, ha." The tallest one among them said and the petite lady nodded fervently with a faint blush on her cheeks before they co

he said with excitement and she smiled as he began to narrate the ordeal of their meeting. "I've never seen my brother so excited all his life, except for the times you were spending with Jessica back then," she said and he smiled "True friends are actually like diamonds and they're one of the most valuable things you can ever get" he said with his face beaming with a smile "Look at you, giving us friendship quotes" she said as she laughed "Hey, why did you have to act that way in front of him?" He asked again She sighed and increased the speed of the car.

Otherwise👹. My Marvelous: Just forget about even remembering I called you that, it'll be Three months later... Like in movies 😂😂😂😂. This girl was a case and I just found myself laughing at her corny jokes. And that made me miss her more. I couldn't wait anymore... Tbc...

"It's okay. I'm such an amazing person so I will let this go, but if you keep stuff that I should know from me in the future, then I am absolutely and totally breaking up with you," "We're dating?" I shot her a coy smile. "Of course not," she swatted my arm with a chuckle, "but we are GFF's, you Lilian and I," "What is GFF?" I asked in confusion and amusement. "Girlfriends forever," she grinned. "That's a thing?" I quirked my brows. She nodded and I shook my head, barely holding back my chuckle, "you know you're not much different from my best friend Celine,"

"You keep saying that I'm excluding myself, and it's you who keep laughing at me behind my back. You can stop it. I'm still a friend of yours, even though I'm succeeding in some love environment in my life, as Ellen said.” "We're laughing at you who can't talk about the blonde without your eyes shining," said Ellen. "And when you're talking to him, he keeps laughing silly all the time. And I really think this is a huge success of your love life, my friend. You really have to take advantage of this man. Love is too good. Throw yourself headlong and that's it. But it's funny that you keep laughing at the cell phone screen, that is, no doubt.”

People just like pretty girls. I won’t say our society is doomed. I have more faith in people than I should. I turned to face my best friends with a huge grin. “Soooo what do you think?” Chiara shoved a bunch of tiny pretzels into her mouth and gave me a thumbs-up. “Hot,” she said over a mouthful. Classy girl. Jade whistled. “You’re gorgeous, haven’t I always told you that?” “Thank you. And yes, jade, you’re always right.”

Maddie immediately retorted. "I know. I know. Damn Maddie! That was a joke to make you feel better," Audrey said, shrugging her shoulders as she said this. "Well, it sure didn't help make me feel better. I already told you Audrey, you would make a terrible comedian. You will just end up annoying your audience to death," was Maddie's comeback. The two girls bursting into laughter was what preceded Maddie's words. "I will tell you this girlfriend, you are being paranoid, Jake Conat wouldn't possibly fire you for something so trivial," Audrey said when their bout of laughter ended and Maddie sighed, heavily.