Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

So ironic considering today is Wednesday, as the mean girls quote 'On wednesday we wear pink'. "You know what I want" she sneers "Oh do I?" I said pretending to be confused "Julia, do you know what she wants?" She shakes her head "Nope, not a clue." She glares at us then smirked "I feel bad for Liam to have a stupid girl to be his girlfriend, he's better off with me don't you think?" "Who the hell you think you can called me stupid!, if someone should be called stupid is you!" by now we've starting to attract a crowd.

-girl #1 "I don't know? The girl in the picture has curly hair, but that girl has straight hair." -girl #2 "Gosh, is this for real? Does Wyatt really have a girlfriend?" -girl #3 "Hey," the woman waved her hand in front of Wyatt's face. "Where are you looking?" After she asked that, she followed where Wyatt's eyes were looking. Then, he saw me. "Oh, your best friend!" She waved her hand and walked towards me, "It's me, Agleen. How are you? You're Aiden, right?"

The girl explained. "Oh fine, I don't know what you are thinking, have you gotten married and given birth to three children and want to pay their school fees?" Her friend mocked with a smile. The girl glanced at Sherry, "Thank you for the other day" She said sincerely. Sherry nodded with a smile. The girl turned back to her friend, "I have your time now" She said and looked at her pretending like she wanted to fight with her. "I said, have you given birth to children, do you want to pay their school fees? Or what are you thinking that made you forgot" her friend said and ran out of the class laughing.

The conversation flowed effortlessly between Liam and Cassia’s friends, Kiara and Quinn, laughter filling the air as they exchanged playful jabs. "You’re surprisingly good at this socializing thing," Quinn teased, her eyes sparkling with mischief. Liam chuckled, leaning back casually. "Am I? I’ve just never been in a gathering like this. I guess I’ve always been... serious?" Kiara smirked knowingly. "Sure, the 'serious' guy who just spent ten minutes passionately debating coffee flavors with us."

The three girls turned to look at me. “ And what's so funny about what we are saying?” She snapped. “ Nothing,” I was at the brink of erupting into a feet of laughter. “ Maybe you don't have a TV in your puny house but, you should at least know who Lucas is. Many people do, it's not our fault you ain't famous,” she kept running her mouth. “ It was nice talking to you girls but we have to leave now,” Lucas didn't want this to escalate. “ Wait, girls, I think I know who she is,” one of the mouthy girl's friends gasped as she covered her mouth with her hand.

She takes out her phone and starts typing in furiously. Soon, I can see people gathering around us and I have now two options. Either to just leave silently and move on. Or, I could wait and see, what she is in her mind. “My god, can you at least open your mouth. Are you dumb or what?” Ok, I am concerned about her awful shit talk. Like, the girl at least is creative and hurtful. “Hello guys, this is trash and this is a trash can! Oh my god, why am I so funny? Girl, tell something to this world!”

“Mandy, this is more than half of the down payment! I mean assistants don’t get a higher pay than their bosses!” “Okay, that’s my thank you for everything you’ve done for me!” “Hey, I know you don’t mean to offend me but I feel offended just a little bit.” Herbie was truthful when he said it. “I mean, we’re bestfriends, Mandy. Bestfriends aren’t supposed to say thank you with money.” “Not if it’s a loan! And Herb, I don’t want you to think I’m taking advantage of our friendship.” she said pulling him close for a hug.

she did an air quote with her hands while saying ‘jealous’ then smile. “ Thank you.” I giggled, “ Wait...what do you mean by jealous girls ?” “Oh that, a lot of girls are jealous of you.” She replied. “Why ?” “Girl! Your boyfriend is every girl's dream guy, he is hot, smart, cute, his accent is so super dope and when he sings...oh my God!” I wonder who she is referring to as my boyfriend. Do I have a boyfriend ? No I don't. This school is weird, totally weird.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

"Stop overthinking this. You are a very beautiful and confident young woman. I know you, the real you and this is not you right now. So I need you to buck up, get your shit together and let's have fun." Jacqueline raised her head slowly, a grin growing on her face. She was like a train with Camille as the engine. What would she do without her sometimes? "Let's have some fun," she affirmed and they ran off with their shopping cart like little kids. The two friends sat in the cafeteria an hour and a half later, sipping smoothies and getting ready to leave. Jacqueline was not ready to leave though. She could not remember when last she had had such fun without....Ginny and Ronnie. Her tongue toy