Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

"Blame your girlfriends for ditching their best friend for dicks." The boys laugh at her words and even I couldn't help a chuckle. "You know I would chose a dick a hundred times over everything else, Lori." Katy replied with a seductive bite of her lips and we laughed again. My friends are the most savage crew and no matter how annoying they can be, they never fail to crack me up every single time. "You know, the two of you better find a mate, yeah? It's getting tiring, watching you wait every single full moon night for that one person to change your lives forever." Lewis said, lighting a cigar and puffing out smokes.

said Eun Ji with an awkward laugh. “You are so disappointing!!” shouted Sister Jiyoung from behind. ‘What is so disappointing about it. We forget serious stuff all the time!’ thought Lily in disbelief. “I can’t believe these two are my best friends. You know what? Let’s end it!! Let’s end this friendship!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! This is so annoying!!” screamed Min Ji in frustration. “Same, Min Ji, same” said Layla in annoyance. “She must be spitting fire right now” said Lily without expression referring to Min Ji.

-girl #1 "I don't know? The girl in the picture has curly hair, but that girl has straight hair." -girl #2 "Gosh, is this for real? Does Wyatt really have a girlfriend?" -girl #3 "Hey," the woman waved her hand in front of Wyatt's face. "Where are you looking?" After she asked that, she followed where Wyatt's eyes were looking. Then, he saw me. "Oh, your best friend!" She waved her hand and walked towards me, "It's me, Agleen. How are you? You're Aiden, right?"

The girl explained. "Oh fine, I don't know what you are thinking, have you gotten married and given birth to three children and want to pay their school fees?" Her friend mocked with a smile. The girl glanced at Sherry, "Thank you for the other day" She said sincerely. Sherry nodded with a smile. The girl turned back to her friend, "I have your time now" She said and looked at her pretending like she wanted to fight with her. "I said, have you given birth to children, do you want to pay their school fees? Or what are you thinking that made you forgot" her friend said and ran out of the class laughing.

The conversation flowed effortlessly between Liam and Cassia’s friends, Kiara and Quinn, laughter filling the air as they exchanged playful jabs. "You’re surprisingly good at this socializing thing," Quinn teased, her eyes sparkling with mischief. Liam chuckled, leaning back casually. "Am I? I’ve just never been in a gathering like this. I guess I’ve always been... serious?" Kiara smirked knowingly. "Sure, the 'serious' guy who just spent ten minutes passionately debating coffee flavors with us."

The three girls turned to look at me. “ And what's so funny about what we are saying?” She snapped. “ Nothing,” I was at the brink of erupting into a feet of laughter. “ Maybe you don't have a TV in your puny house but, you should at least know who Lucas is. Many people do, it's not our fault you ain't famous,” she kept running her mouth. “ It was nice talking to you girls but we have to leave now,” Lucas didn't want this to escalate. “ Wait, girls, I think I know who she is,” one of the mouthy girl's friends gasped as she covered her mouth with her hand.

She takes out her phone and starts typing in furiously. Soon, I can see people gathering around us and I have now two options. Either to just leave silently and move on. Or, I could wait and see, what she is in her mind. “My god, can you at least open your mouth. Are you dumb or what?” Ok, I am concerned about her awful shit talk. Like, the girl at least is creative and hurtful. “Hello guys, this is trash and this is a trash can! Oh my god, why am I so funny? Girl, tell something to this world!”

“Mandy, this is more than half of the down payment! I mean assistants don’t get a higher pay than their bosses!” “Okay, that’s my thank you for everything you’ve done for me!” “Hey, I know you don’t mean to offend me but I feel offended just a little bit.” Herbie was truthful when he said it. “I mean, we’re bestfriends, Mandy. Bestfriends aren’t supposed to say thank you with money.” “Not if it’s a loan! And Herb, I don’t want you to think I’m taking advantage of our friendship.” she said pulling him close for a hug.

Nathan looks at my phone and starts laughing his ass off. “It seems, and I quote, ‘Damn girl, you’re giving me a boner’ and ‘Dutton, get the fuck out of my spot’,” Nathan chuckled. We all laugh hysterically. God, this is just what I needed. My friends are the best.

Diya also joined them and sat beside Swaroop. "In the competition of finding relatable quotes for every situation which conveniently allows u to get away with ur faults nd reduces the guilt with self pity and all of sudden u behave as a victim ..... Actually such quotes wipes the real u in u ..... So sorry I am not follower of all of them but some old, deep quotes are still my fav" she said thoughtfully because she is really bored with stories on i*******m where almost everyone puts such quotes to get away with their deeds. "Umm not always ..... Some of them can be really relatable" Diya said.