Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

I pondered for a moment, then typed, "The one where we're laughing at that silly joke you made. Your smile is my favorite." Her reply was swift, "I remember that! You have the best laugh." I chuckled at her words, "Well, you have the best jokes. It's a perfect match." The conversation flowed effortlessly, a dance of words that mirrored the rhythm of our connection. As we continued chatting, the miles between us seemed to vanish. She shared anecdotes from her day, and I found solace in the sound of her virtual laughter. I couldn't help but tease her, "You know, our photos don't do justice to your laughter. I miss hearing it in person."

“Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer and one more thing, your friend’s friend is a friend but your friend’s enemy is also your enemy “ she said as she put her finger on her jaw. “But then Nikki, do you know that the quote doesn’t end there? It also goes, your enemy’s friend is also your enemy but then your enemy’s enemy, do you know what that person is? He is also your friend “ she said and burst into laughter as she let go of Nikki’s hair in such a harsh manner that it hit the floor hard. She sighed as she walked back to the car and rested on it. “Your friend is very foolish in case you don’t know because why on earth would she hit me when clearly, she knew that I was the s

Gross! "Fine. Take all the time you need, princess" she mocked. Why is she mocking me? I have the good sense to turn around, enter my car and just…yes! Finally, I got the right speech. "Well, life is not fair, Aniston and unfair things happen to people all the time. But we don't throw in the towel. Instead we suck it up and keep pushing" I clenched my fist in solidarity. Aniston narrowed her eyes on me. "Did you seriously just quote Coach Richardson from that movie 'boys on fire'? How dumb do you think I am?"

The girls were doing their best on the dance floor with and without their men. Kai and I got a place at the bar spot, we ordered for a drink and got into some funny discussions. “So, tell me about your funny girlfriend, is she still with you?” I asked, looking away. “Hey man, stop calling her that.” Kai furrowed his eyebrows. All for jokes. “So was never my girlfriend and can never be.” Kai said, pouring the liquor into his mouth. “Oh, she's your mate then.” I chuckled. “Seriously?” Kai was sick of me already.

, I fake a smile. "Oh, really?" "Really!" I answer her loudly. "I am curious", she grins broadly. I find the stupid grin on her face annoying so I decide to speak up. "I am Zayden's girlfriend." "Oh!" She laughs mockingly, covering her mouth with her left hand and waving the other hand at me. "Sorry, I didn't mean to laugh." "Why are you laughing?" I rest my back more comfortably in the chair. I really want to know what she finds funny.

“I was only messing with you. I am open to possibilities. In fact, I tripped on the way here and a really beautiful guy caught me in his arms.” Her eyes widened. “You’re kidding me!” I shook my head. “But I didn’t get his name. I was running after you.” “What? You chose me over a cute guy who could possibly make you see rainbows and stars?” “Of course! You’re my friend. Lasses before asses. Chicks before dicks? Ever heard those popular phrases before?” “Well, as your friend, I’m ordering you to get back there!”

I spoke to the saleslady, she smiled before she went to the cashier. “What do you mean girlfriend?! Do you wanna get hurt?!” she whispered. I laughed. She’s cute. “What? You’re my girlfriend, right?” I asked, pretending to be innocent. “Did I say yes? Did I say yes?” she asked sarcastically before she rolled her eyes on me. “At least you’re earning. Imagine, you have a boyfriend like me who’s handsome and popular, plus you’re earning,” I joked. She rolled her eyes again, I laughed when she didn’t fire back.

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Fool me twice, shame on me. It’d definitely be a shame on me to be fooled by any man for the second time. I wasn’t going to let such happen again. “Nah,” I shook my head, dragging my feet towards the nearest sofa. “I’d pass. I’m not a fan of coffee. That shit is bitter.” Nina threw her head backwards, laughing. Truth be told, my best friend has one of the healthiest laughs ever. It is filled with joy, happiness. “I know that. I was just teasing you.” She winked and I scoffed.

Then I turned to face her. "Do you know what that was?" "A trinket—" "That was my mother's life." I didn't raise my voice. The people around her went quiet for a second. Just a second. The blonde laughed. "Your mother's life? Some piece of street junk is her life?" "That's what poor people do. Take some piece of garbage and slap a sob story on it." "Anyway, get out. You're making me sick." Vivienne rolled her eyes and turned, throwing an arm around her friend's shoulders to head back to the couch.