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Fool me twice, shame on me. It’d definitely be a shame on me to be fooled by any man for the second time. I wasn’t going to let such happen again. “Nah,” I shook my head, dragging my feet towards the nearest sofa. “I’d pass. I’m not a fan of coffee. That shit is bitter.” Nina threw her head backwards, laughing. Truth be told, my best friend has one of the healthiest laughs ever. It is filled with joy, happiness. “I know that. I was just teasing you.” She winked and I scoffed.

Then I turned to face her. "Do you know what that was?" "A trinket—" "That was my mother's life." I didn't raise my voice. The people around her went quiet for a second. Just a second. The blonde laughed. "Your mother's life? Some piece of street junk is her life?" "That's what poor people do. Take some piece of garbage and slap a sob story on it." "Anyway, get out. You're making me sick." Vivienne rolled her eyes and turned, throwing an arm around her friend's shoulders to head back to the couch.

My phone buzzed and I realized Maya was already sending pictures of my car to the group chat, captioning it, luxury girl. I stared at the screen in disbelief. I just can’t with these ladies. How and when did she even take those pictures? “Hi, rich wife.” Maya said cheerfully, walking over. “You guys are a menace.” I said, moving past them. “So you finally gave in?” Maya said, wiggling her brows. “I had no choice.” “Hmm, that’s what people in love say,” Judy muttered. “I am NOT…” “Not in love, we know,” Judy cut in, sipping her drink. “That’s what makes it hilarious.”

🎶🎼 Fat Funny Friend By Maddie Zahm I break the ice… so they don’t see my size… and I have to be nice… or I be next punchline… I’m just the best friend in a Hollywood movie… who only exists to continue the story… the girl gets the guy while I’m standing off screen… so I wait for my cue to be comic relief… Can’t be too loud, can’t be too busy… if I don’t answer now how they still gonna need me… can’t be too proud, can’t be think pretty… do there keep me around so their flaws just seem silly? Life of a funny fat friend… life of a funny fat friend…

I say deep inside. My mom lowered an eyebrow and say “W…what did you say? Girlfriend?” She says in stutters. I choked “Ughhuk...” I grab the water and drink it. Charl stared at Lena and covered her mouth “Oppss…” She says in a low voice. “Yeah… girlfriend with space in every single word,” My grandma says as she sips the orange juice. “Ahhh… I got it” My mom snickers “I thought that was something else…” My mom says. Lena stares at Charl and shook her head as she put her hand on her head and sigh.

He blurted out and we all just laughed at his crazy experience. "Wow! Congratulations, France! Because if you have faced them, if Eve has peed in her underwear, you might have shitted in yours. Damn it! I can't... Heee, imagine it. Fuck! I can not breathe. Damn!" My jerk girlfriend let out and laughed like hell with the gay guy in the other line. See? Idiots. "What is so damn funny in here?" Someone asked by the door and we turned our heads to the blonde girl. It's Nadia that is wearing a curious and knowing face as she walked in.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

"She wants me to come visit her in Jamaica for her wedding plans and she wants me to bring my boyfriend" "You have a boyfriend? Weren't you just single like yesterday?" "I am single but my mother doesn't know that" "What do you mean by that?" "I've been posting love quotes on F******k and she thinks that I be posting it for someone special" Jennifer laughs "That's not funny,Jennifer" "I'm sorry but you have to admit that it's kinda funny.Maybe just a little bit" Sophia sighed "I guess so" "Just tell her that you don't have one.It's that simple" Jennifer said as she slaps on the bar counter.

I say this as I sip on my juice. “Yeah? So we, I guess, then buy our coffins and dig our graves before we leave this house, right?” Huh! Can you listen to this girl? I am here saying, and I have it embedded in every being and sense of me, that I am not letting these people hurt me, even just a little. My only friends are already envisioning corpses? “Will you just stop? Your joke isn't funny at all." I state.

Godiva joked, and the three of us ended up laughing. "Thanks, but no thanks." Josiana responds, shaking her head. "Two smart asses are enough for the group. Since I’m the fun one, I prefer staying that way; if not, I’m afraid our group is going to suffer a loss called boredom." We all burst out laughing again, and Godiva and I nodded our heads in agreement. "Thanks a lot for always being there." "What are friends for?" I stated this with a smile. "You don’t need to thank us; we’ve always got each other’s back." Godiva says, nudging our shoulders lightly.