Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“Oh dear! I think a lot of wives and girlfriends don’t appreciate it, to be honest.” “It is okay, I got the blame.” I said with a chuckle, and I saw her eyes sparkle as she giggled. That sound was sheer heaven… “Aww blame the poor single one, he wanted to drool over the ladies in their underwear?” she teased. “Though wasn’t it one of your other friends who was waiting for you to drool over the ladies in their underwear?” she added, and I found myself laughing. So glad things seemed to be looking up…

"Proud of me, aren't you?" "Always." "You're the most clever person I know and you're usually right about everything... But you're wrong about this, about us," I stressed to her. "To quote one of the best movies of the early 2000s, when it comes to us, 'the limit does not exist.'" The 'Mean Girls' line made her laugh. "After what we've been through, I couldn't care less about 'the average person.' Because that's not you—and that's not me when I'm with you... Stop equating us to 'the average couple' 'cause doing so makes less sense than not wearing pink on Wednesdays."

His mouth dropped open before he closed it. “Mm, he was putting it DOWN,” Gabe shrieked. “Gabe! Stop!” I giggled. “No fair. This is what girlfriends are for! We’re supposed to gush about these things,” my best friend whined. His bottom lip jutted out as he pouted.

To say it has been entertaining would be an understatement of the century. “Oh my gosh!! I cannot breathe. HAHAHAHA!!” I was currently rolling on the floor laughing. The guys have been picking up girls by using the worst line ever. My favorite so far was the line Kaiden used on a poor innocent girl. He got a slap in return. “Hey can you spell ‘ME’?” Kaiden asked. “M-E." The girl said. Kaiden smirked. “You forgot the ‘D.’” “There is no ‘D’ in ‘Me’.”

“You are the best, the only thing I have in life. Long last our friendship, okay.” They laughed together. Then they spent the rest of the night flirting with Lisa and Risna again, and thinking about what Gadis would do to make them even more jealous with her behavior in the office later. Of course, what Gadis said made Lily and Manda laugh. They couldn't believe Gadis's completely unexpected train of thought. “They chose the wrong opponent, Girls,“ said the perky Girl. ***

Her friends giggled like she'd just said something brilliant instead of recycling the same tired insults they'd been using since middle school. "You got something to say, just say it," I told her, slamming my locker shut. "Oh, I don't need to say anything. Your little boyfriend already said it all for everyone to hear." "He's not my boyfriend." "Right. Because you've got so many options. Must be nice being the town bicycle." More giggles. These girls really thought they were doing something. "Jealous much?" I shot back. "Of you? Please. I have standards." "Could've fooled me."

KATHY ❤💯🌈: You better come back or else you'll find yourself fake girlfriendless. I laughed and responded. ME: Hey my beautiful fake girlfriend.. I hope your visit at the bank ended up being good. And I promise I'll definitely watch the movie you recommended.. it sounds like a nice movie. Am I really fake girlfriendless now? 😱😯😰😭💔 Then I took a selfie of myself with a sad face and sent it with a caption "can I be forgiven" and sent it to her. I went to respond to my best friend's message.

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

Nathan looks at my phone and starts laughing his ass off. “It seems, and I quote, ‘Damn girl, you’re giving me a boner’ and ‘Dutton, get the fuck out of my spot’,” Nathan chuckled. We all laugh hysterically. God, this is just what I needed. My friends are the best.

I chuckled at the last word, girlfriend. “Alright, boyfriend, I am just glad that you got home safely.” – Brittany “Thanks for texting, you don’t know how happy you made boyfriend because I didn’t expect that you would text. I never thought it would happen.” - Jamie “Hm! And why is that?” – Brittany. “It’s because it’s you, the feisty lady.” – Jamie. I burst into laughter, I didn’t think I was one even when Sydney always called me that when I just arrived here.