Girlfriends Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

she started laughing did I said any joke she said "oh god do you think cutie will accept a boy other than your brother she will never let any boy to touch her shadow atleast" I asked "then gaurav" she replied "gaurav and mayank are her brothers" what man these girls made us crazy iam really hurted now she is still laughing

"Well you said there was something different and I can't see anything; what, you have a third nipple or something?" "Cute, if you must know, I'm not exactly anorexic, so my best friend Tammy and I, you'll meet her in a few when she gets here. Anyway we're usually the butt of their jokes, what usually happens is whenever there's a new guy, the twit brigade likes to show us up to make themselves look better." "Oh, that's not nice; do people really do that stuff?" "You seen Mean Girls?" At my nod she carried on. "Well it could've been their autobiography word for word."

"Proud of me, aren't you?" "Always." "You're the most clever person I know and you're usually right about everything... But you're wrong about this, about us," I stressed to her. "To quote one of the best movies of the early 2000s, when it comes to us, 'the limit does not exist.'" The 'Mean Girls' line made her laugh. "After what we've been through, I couldn't care less about 'the average person.' Because that's not you—and that's not me when I'm with you... Stop equating us to 'the average couple' 'cause doing so makes less sense than not wearing pink on Wednesdays."

To say it has been entertaining would be an understatement of the century. “Oh my gosh!! I cannot breathe. HAHAHAHA!!” I was currently rolling on the floor laughing. The guys have been picking up girls by using the worst line ever. My favorite so far was the line Kaiden used on a poor innocent girl. He got a slap in return. “Hey can you spell ‘ME’?” Kaiden asked. “M-E." The girl said. Kaiden smirked. “You forgot the ‘D.’” “There is no ‘D’ in ‘Me’.”

“You are the best, the only thing I have in life. Long last our friendship, okay.” They laughed together. Then they spent the rest of the night flirting with Lisa and Risna again, and thinking about what Gadis would do to make them even more jealous with her behavior in the office later. Of course, what Gadis said made Lily and Manda laugh. They couldn't believe Gadis's completely unexpected train of thought. “They chose the wrong opponent, Girls,“ said the perky Girl. ***

Her friends giggled like she'd just said something brilliant instead of recycling the same tired insults they'd been using since middle school. "You got something to say, just say it," I told her, slamming my locker shut. "Oh, I don't need to say anything. Your little boyfriend already said it all for everyone to hear." "He's not my boyfriend." "Right. Because you've got so many options. Must be nice being the town bicycle." More giggles. These girls really thought they were doing something. "Jealous much?" I shot back. "Of you? Please. I have standards." "Could've fooled me."

KATHY ❤💯🌈: You better come back or else you'll find yourself fake girlfriendless. I laughed and responded. ME: Hey my beautiful fake girlfriend.. I hope your visit at the bank ended up being good. And I promise I'll definitely watch the movie you recommended.. it sounds like a nice movie. Am I really fake girlfriendless now? 😱😯😰😭💔 Then I took a selfie of myself with a sad face and sent it with a caption "can I be forgiven" and sent it to her. I went to respond to my best friend's message.

Jajajaja I_pooped ... 'Sksksksks' and 'jajajaja' is laughing? Will_the_devil Fr fr I_pooped Willy, stop! Quinn_beach I have tea I_pooped ... Not you too. Quinn_beach No, but fr, I have boiling hot spicy tea. Will_the_devil Spill it, sis I_pooped Oh my God, stop with those references or a girl is going to die here. Quinn_beach So, you guys remember Charlie, the man beach?

She replied. “What i said? But there's nothing funny about what i said, is there?” “Yes. When you said, i'm your close friend now.” She smiled at the same time. “Then? what's so funny about that? isn't it really true what o said that we're friends now?” when o said that, she just smiled. “Friends?” it told me emphatically, and i nodded my head. “Yes. Isn't it?” “Of course, not! who's going to be friends with me, a crazy man?” she joked, but i didn't go along with her joke because i was serious about what i was saying.

Once this is out for the world to know, the school’s reputation can easily be tarnished. “Oh, and have I mentioned that some of them are really homophobic? Reminding me everyday that girls shouldn’t like girls. Like come on! Can’t they just be happy that I got myself this pretty and awesome girl as a girl friend?” Eun asked in a joking manner, making Jada smile at her girl friend’s silliness. We did too, because Eun just knows how to lighten up the atmosphere. It’s nice to have someone like her as a friend. I already finished eating, so I just lay down on the blanket next to Zoe who looks like she’s in deep thought.