Novel & Cerita Goofiness Quotes

" He winked at me. I averted my gaze uncomfortably. "That would be nice. I'd join you both to ignite my revenge." Joyce cackled, oblivious of my discomfort. "You won't be able to get away with it anyway, thanks to your gobbledygook tongue." He mumbled. "Hey, are you trying to insult me? What the hell is gobbledygook?" Joyce grumbled. I laughed slightly. "Don't worry babe, he made up the word. It doesn't exist." I soothed.

My laughter faded into the air. “No,” the sound of his laughter also faded. “Then why are you sounding like a quack?” “Do I?” Nodding my head, “Fucking yah. It’s only a quack who will speak about love to a man like me.” “Then I think I'm one.” Snapping my fingers, “Shoot!!…. I knew it. You are indeed one.” Waving my hand slightly in the air, my face adjusted to neutral. “Enough of the jokes. I came here to get answers, and that’s what I'm fucking waiting for.”

What could go wrong? "Calm down, it was only three bucks," I scoffed , both of us stopping at the marooned front entry doors .It was time to rehearse our pathetic threatics of two supposed love birds. What's funny is that I've never truly been in love before so I had zero clue on how I should act .If anything I'd learned from those cheesy teen romcoms is that love makes people do stupid ridiculous things such as writing cheesy love poems with really cringe love quotes adorned with little red hearts on them. I feel physically ill just by thinking about it.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

he huffed with crossed arms. And that’s when my mouth went out of control. “Stuck up child,” I scoffed. “Poop Queen,” Dre scowled. “Pissy wolf,” I snapped back. “Crap head,” he hissed back. “Very original,” I rolled my eyes. “You are so full of shit that you can only think about it and its synonyms,” I pointed out with a winning smirk which soon curved down. “Nah uh. I am describing exactly what I see,” with a braying laugh, Dre teased. Donkey. “If I see all kinds of shits in front of me, then that is what I am gonna say. Now fart off from here,” he added.

"Neither do I." "So don't do something dumb," Justine said dismissively. "And things will get better." "Stupid in what way? Are you capturing alive rottens for some lunatic researcher to experiment on?" Peter inquired; his brow furrowed. "You better stop being a savvy ass here now, guy," Justine said, beaming. "Better to be a clever one than a foolish one," they both joked as they smiled at each other, and I felt much better about our predicament.

Bit down on my bottom lip to try and stop it. "I'm sorry. Really, I am. You just sound so fucking funny." I blurted through my fingers. "Cruel mate." Nessa laughed at this as well. Chuckled like a witch you found in badly written movies. Tilted her head back just enough that the column of her throat looked more bony than ever before.

“I know you always say my name when you don’t have a witty remark ready.” “Shut it.” “See?” “This is about you.” I tried to emphasize with my animated hand gestures. “Let’s focus on your fuck ups for once. I’m tired of talking about how fucked up my life is. In more ways than one and yes — pun and fun intended.” “I’d rather focus on something else.” “Like the size of Timothy’s penis?” “YAEL!” “Sorry.”

He said, "Then tell me how my words can cause trouble." "Saying something that shouldn't be said will cause you trouble." Lucas calmly looked at George. "Haha!!!" George suddenly burst out laughing as if he had never heard such a funny joke.

This is painful. “Gabe” - she says as soon as she sees me. A small smile appears on her face and I look at her. “How are you feeling?” - I ask her. Stupid question I know. “Like I have meningitis” - she says offering me another smile. “How can you be cracking up jokes while you are laying there” - I say “Because I am that awesome” - she says with a wink. I can’t help but chuckle at their stupid jokes.