Hamilton Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

“And if I fail to give you 100 chemistry pickup lines?” “I will get to that later so do we have a deal?” “Yeah, I guess we do.” Dwight said as he brought his hand for a handshake. And that’s how my problems started, I thought he wouldn’t actually give me a 100 pickup lines, because for a while, he kept quiet and I thought I was victorious, hell I was already making planes of what I will tell him to do, but I didn’t know that he was just getting ready, now we are on number 84 and I have never been so frustrated since that holdup in traffic five years ago in Senegal. I already told him to stop, but his smart reply was we had a deal…. I made a deal with the fucking devil.

"I know you were at the fair. My memory is all botched but I know you helped me." He was bending down to steal a kiss when her Uber driver honked. "Okay, you owe me now. How about you give me your number so I'll collect my payment when we meet again? I'm not in New York for a long time." He said. Emily smirked, "You have the worst pickup lines." She said as they exchanged contacts. As her car pulled away, he sent her a quick text. His heart was gladdened for the first time in a long time.

Bad thoughts take over and I almost go back home, but I don't waste time getting out of my car as soon as I find a parking spot. Reaching my office, I open the door and hear someone behind me. Turning around, I see Mr. Lawrence standing there. "Dear, Mr. Hamilton was looking for you earlier." He looks away and stares at the wall. "I do hope you don't think I am prying, but you shouldn't mix business with pleasure. Mr. Hamilton isn't a man you should get involved with if you want a relationship. He is a womanizer."

With the latest contact being "New Rebound" Finn's expression darkened as he shakily clicked on the messages sent to "New Rebound". "Mr. Hamilton, I can't sleep and plan to head to a bar for a drink. Would you be interested in joining me?" "Mr. Hamilton, I seem to be drunk. I can't go back like this so can I stay at your place?" "Mr. Hamilton, you truly are one special man, you make my heart flutter. I suddenly really want to see you, are you asleep?"

I was afraid it would make Hamilton angrier, and Kai could get hurt. “Be quiet, Kai, don’t let him see you awake.” I whisper back to him and lean down to kiss the top of his head, because I can’t help myself. But of course, it didn’t go without being noticed. “Awe, is the waddle boyfriend awake? Maybe I should get rid of him right now. Hamilton sneers.” “NO! please don’t I cry out.” “You know Stella, why can’t you just love me back the way you obviously love this low life piece of shit right here!” Hamilton yells, looking back at us.

"Yes, well, I suppose some things never change." She looked at him, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "Indeed, some things never change. But sometimes, people can surprise you." He frowned, unsure of what she meant. “I actually wanted to talk to you about David, Ms. Hamilton.” He changed his tune. “He seems to be interested in you.” “Are we in kindergarten for you to pass out notes from your friends, Mr. Thomson? As for Mr. Hendrix, he should remain focused on his fiancée, I have no interest in committed men.”

My laughter filled the air of the restaurant. “All right, let’s hear your best pickup line. Impress me with your smooth-talking skills.” I told him as he grinned, his eyes gleaming with determination. “All right, here goes.” He spoke before clearing his voice and looking at me with puppy eyes. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” I burst into laughter, my hand covering my mouth to stifle the sound. “Oh God, that was cheesy! But I have to admit, it did bring a smile to my face.” I laughed as Caleb bowed his head in mock defeat.

He moved his eyes to my legs and murmured. "Why do I need a pickup line when I could get whatever I want in a blink and you are not an exception, I could make you strip without moving a muscle.” I bite my lower lips, trying not to make a funny noise that will give me up. “wait, don’t tell me, my closeness is making you wet your pants already?” “What? You jerk.” I said in annoyance turning my gaze from him to the window avoiding his gaze. Jamie:

He immediately took notice of the beautiful girl who was sitting alone. He quickly made his way over to her. "Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me?" "Excuse me?" Hazel scoffed. Carson flashed her his pearly white teeth. "Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." "Do these cheesy pickup lines ever work for you? Because they're not working now!" Hazel was not impressed at all. "You'd be surprised how many times they actually worked," Carson said proudly.

”I said to myself in disgust. I don't know what went through my mind to call Mr.Hamilton. I know I'm too desperate to ask him out. But I can't help myself do these stupid things. I took a deep breath and called Mr. Hamilton. As I expected, he answered immediately. He uttered my name in a soft voice and I sighed. "Veronica,"he uttered tenderly. “Are you busy now?”I asked him seductively. “No,why?”he asked. "Would I like to invite you to dinner outside if it's okay with you?" I asked him again seductively.