Hamilton Pickup Lines Novels & Stories

With the latest contact being "New Rebound" Finn's expression darkened as he shakily clicked on the messages sent to "New Rebound". "Mr. Hamilton, I can't sleep and plan to head to a bar for a drink. Would you be interested in joining me?" "Mr. Hamilton, I seem to be drunk. I can't go back like this so can I stay at your place?" "Mr. Hamilton, you truly are one special man, you make my heart flutter. I suddenly really want to see you, are you asleep?"

His comforting words scare me, as I fear it will only anger Hamilton further and put Kai in danger. "Stay quiet, Kai. Don't let him see you're awake," I whisper, leaning down to kiss his head instinctively. But, of course, our actions don't go unnoticed. "Aww, is the worthless boyfriend finally awake? Maybe I should get rid of him right now," Hamilton sneers. "No! Please, don't make a scene," I plead desperately. "You know, Stella, why can't you just love me the way you clearly love this insignificant piece of trash?" Hamilton yells, glancing back at us.

"Yes, well, I suppose some things never change." She looked at him, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "Indeed, some things never change. But sometimes, people can surprise you." He frowned, unsure of what she meant. “I actually wanted to talk to you about David, Ms. Hamilton.” He changed his tune. “He seems to be interested in you.” “Are we in kindergarten for you to pass out notes from your friends, Mr. Thomson? As for Mr. Hendrix, he should remain focused on his fiancée, I have no interest in committed men.”

My laughter filled the air of the restaurant. “All right, let’s hear your best pickup line. Impress me with your smooth-talking skills.” I told him as he grinned, his eyes gleaming with determination. “All right, here goes.” He spoke before clearing his voice and looking at me with puppy eyes. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” I burst into laughter, my hand covering my mouth to stifle the sound. “Oh God, that was cheesy! But I have to admit, it did bring a smile to my face.” I laughed as Caleb bowed his head in mock defeat.

And here I was, feeling like a reluctant observer in a world I didn't belong to. I picked at the thin sheet cake on my plate, having lost interest in actually eating it. The sweetness in the air mingled with the sharper scent of alcohol, making my head spin. Or maybe that was just the exhaustion setting in. Either way, I was ready for this night to be over. "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" The cheesy pickup line made me roll my eyes before I even turned to face its source. A tall man with dirty blonde hair and dark, almost-black eyes leered at me. The smell of coconut mixed with stale alcohol assaulted my senses, making me wrinkle my nose in disgust.

He moved his eyes to my legs and murmured. "Why do I need a pickup line when I could get whatever I want in a blink and you are not an exception, I could make you strip without moving a muscle.” I bite my lower lips, trying not to make a funny noise that will give me up. “wait, don’t tell me, my closeness is making you wet your pants already?” “What? You jerk.” I said in annoyance turning my gaze from him to the window avoiding his gaze. Jamie:

He immediately took notice of the beautiful girl who was sitting alone. He quickly made his way over to her. "Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me?" "Excuse me?" Hazel scoffed. Carson flashed her his pearly white teeth. "Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." "Do these cheesy pickup lines ever work for you? Because they're not working now!" Hazel was not impressed at all. "You'd be surprised how many times they actually worked," Carson said proudly.

He took a swig out of the bottle before addressing her again. "I'm sorry, I know that's not much of a pickup line, but it is the truth. You are absolutely stunning. And I know this is incredibly forward, but the truth is I hate playing games so I'm just gonna put this out there. If you are interested, I would love nothing more than to spend the night fucking you senseless." Destiny nearly choked on her martini. Was this guy serious? She stared at him in disbelief. "Are you joking with me? You can't really expect that to work, can you? I don't even know you."

Like he hadn't threatened Matthias an hour ago. "Mister Dante, that's ridiculous. I'm not sure if that's even possible," Hamilton chuckled. "Oh, you should try it. Just don't let the lady see. They scream bloody murder and run like horses," Dante whispered as if he was speaking about something scandalous. A frown crossed Matthias' face. He didn't understand what they were talking about. But whatever it was, it made Hamilton smile. Hamilton hardly smiled or laughed. The old man was immune to those as he once told Matthias that many people tried to get into his good books so as to get into Matthias' bed or bank.

Sliding in, I took my seat beside a figure whose entire face was obscured by a black surgical mask. “Aren’t you choking in that thing? Take it off already,” I said, chuckling as I shut the door. With a dramatic sigh, the masked man pulled it down. “Ah! There he is. The face that makes every teenage girl in this country lose her mind.” I clapped mockingly. “Stop talking, Hendricks,” Hamilton muttered, his tone dry. “Oh no, the great Hamilton Morgan is cranky. What’s wrong?” “You were in there for twenty minutes! What the hell were you doing?”