Insulting Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“We could do that.” “I love it when they’re so confident.” I shook my head, taking a deep breath in a bid to regain my bearings. And to think that was the dumbest pick-up line I’d ever heard. He wiggled the five hundred dollar bill in front of my eyes. “Um, hello? I’m not playing.” “Fine,” I groaned, snatching the five hundred dollars from his hand. “I will bet five hundred dollars on not getting your disgusting cock anywhere near me tonight.”

“I would call this ‘a bouquet as beautiful as you’ but that would be a lie. This is just a formality. No flower can hold a candle to your beauty.” Nana bit back a smile while I facepalmed. Really, Curtis? Isn’t it enough that all the young women’s hearts are beating for you? Now you want to charm my Nana too? The strangest part was that the cheesy pick-up line was working some of its magic.

She even steps close to the guy in the manner of a man. “If a man looks good, a woman throws herself to him but if a man looks cheap and ugly, a woman doesn’t care about him and in your case, you fall on the second one. Now you understand why I didn’t bother looking at you, cause you’re so cheap. So don’t ever show up in my face ever again if you don’t want to embarrass yourself” Ohhhh man!! That was the worst insult ever!!! This man picks the wrong girl! She is no joke!!

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.

How come the conversation turn to pickup? Nina Morrison is about to ask and the phone is hung up again! The third time! Lucien Gray hangs up on her for the third time! She couldn't endure it anymore! The rage is rolling. At this point, if Nina Morrison is wearing a hat, the hat would be blown off! She finally gets the feeling of bristling with anger! Not only does he hang up on her, but also insults her intelligence! Stupid woman? Not worthy of being picked up? Wait a minute! There is something wrong!

Why? Because [punchline]. | As Kate accessed the feature, she was presented with some of the most popular pick-up lines from across the country. Ecto would deliver the first half, she would press NEXT, and he would reveal the punchline. Some of her favorites were: | Is your name Goggle? … ’cause you’ve got everything I’m searching for. | Is your name wi-fi? … ’cause I’m really feeling a connection. | Is Geometry your favorite subject?

he said, a smile spreading across his face. I had to keep myself from laughing. “My night is already pretty great,” I lied, taking another sip of the beer. “I doubt you can top it.” “You know…” he said, there was more humor in his tone. “It’s dangerous for a pretty thing like you to be wandering around alone.” I had to bite my lip to keep from bursting into laughter. That was his pickup line? Seriously? “I’m not so delicate,” I told him. “Why don’t you prove it,” he said, pushing another beer in my direction.

It says, “Look, I hate to interrupt your night out, but what I have to tell you is important.” I respond, “Lol. Fine, I will play along for now. I am bored anyway.” He types quickly, “You have to get out of this bar now. Don’t look around, just go quickly.” Just who does this guy think he is? What the hell kind of request is that anyway? “Dude, seriously. You need better pickup lines. I don’t give a fuck who you are because you are not my boss, so go fuckoff.” Yeah, I might have been a bit rude, but seriously, who does he think he is?

She bunched up her fists. Ava began, in a mocking voice, that almost made me chuckle, “‘Stay away from Zayn. He's mine. You want to steal him. Slut, pig…’ I will not take all these random insults from you because you're so damn insecure about your man. No, I will not let you trample all over me because you don't know how to hold your man, and you think someone who's not even trying will be enough to snatch him. Perhaps, if you get yourself some nice little IQ to add to the empty brain in your skull, and probably adapt some cooking skills, and some alluring attitude, then his eyes would never leave you.”

I said through my giggles, and he grinned back at me. Adam was so much cooler than Nathaniel. I wished I could be with him, but I just couldn't, Nathaniel was making everything so difficult, and I couldn't even be with the person I really liked. "What's so funny?" Mia asked, interrupting my thoughts. "Adam's got these super cringe-worthy pickup lines he likes to use on girls," I explained. "I don't use them to actually pick up girls, I just say them to make them laugh," Hoseok chimed in, giving me a playful shove.