Insulting Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

* - *Mason* I smiled at his attempt at flirting. *that was so cheesy. haha* - *Me* *oh you haven't seen cheesy* - *Mason* I raised my brow and seconds later , another text came in. *Is it just me, or do you make every room you enter instantly brighter?* - *Mason* I laughed out loud at this. *hahaha. did you just G****e this?* - *Me* *I don't have to G****e pickup lines , Dahlia. I'm just naturally good.* - *Mason*

His scent and body already tell me it's him. He chuckles—the sounds resonating within me, straight to my womanhood. "I'll want to come in as a ghost in the night and steal the woman in red forever, without her knowing." He chants, pressing a quick kiss to my earlobe. "Hmm…where did you learn that line?" I ask, wanting to humor him. "Ouch. Baby, are you saying I can't create perfect pickup lines in my head without reading it anywhere?" He feigns hurt.

I turned and marched back toward him, sand clinging to my legs and victory in my stride. He was waiting with that lazy grin, hands tucked in his pockets, looking like he had all the time in the world to admire the chaos I’d just caused. I tossed the hat back onto my head and struck a pose. “Okay, smartass. Since you’re clearly enjoying the show, how about we make things interesting?” Leo raised an eyebrow. “I’m listening.” I gave him a slow, challenging smile. “Pickup line battle. Loser owes the winner a massage.”

“Alright, I dare you to give Drew your best pickup line.” Reid sighs, the corner of his mouth twitching as he faces Drew. With a completely deadpan expression, he leans in slightly, dropping his voice into a mock-sultry tone. “I’d tell you you’re beautiful, but they say beauty is on the inside. And I haven’t been inside you yet.” My jaw drops, equal parts horrified and amused. “Oh my god, that’s terrible!” Drew doesn’t miss a beat. He leans closer with a wicked grin. “Wanna find out for sure?”

"Maybe you'd have a chance if you were a boy." A perverted look crossed his face. "Don't even bother saying it," I hiss. "Fine, but I'll have you know that every part of me is a hundred percent manly." I rolled my eyes. "You know, you impress me Blade. For a second I thought you were one of those goons who go around using cheesy pickup lines." "Pick up lines are for rookies," he responds, "I've mastered the art of charming women altogether, but I do know a few pretty good ones. Wanna hear them sweetling?"

I stared at my own reflection in the mirror of the male restroom, my face deadpan, my arm stretched far enough to keep my ears away from the horrible blaring. Another screamer. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Why can’t they come to me and scream in my face? Why must they always scream into their phones? Did my ears do something wrong to them? I placed the phone to my ear again and said calmly with the smile of Mother Mary, “Calm down, babe. You know I never mean to insult you.” Fuck you, bitch. If I was truly insulting you, I wouldn’t be this kind. She scoffed condescendingly. “Then give me one good reason why you chose that dipshit over me.”

“Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.” “I have a better one. Want to hear it?” “Sure.” “That dress looks very becoming on you. And if I were that dress, I’d be coming, too.” I actually burst out laughing in the middle of the sidewalk. “Oh my GOD.” “Huh? Huh?” “I don’t know if you’re going to be able to wait until the hotel room.” “Ohhhhh, I SO like the way you’re thinking.” “That was an observation, NOT an invitation!”

I am also interested in her My pick-up lines were lame and gross, good thing I only keep it with myself "Ah I thought you were young, about sixteen like that or seventeen hihi", I was shocked at she said, is that a pick-up line? Did she felt tingles all over his body just because of that? I approached her and looked at her face to make sure, it's as if you can't identify if she's still tingled, or she's just plasticizing that man Maybe she's doing sales talk on him, and she wants our bill to lessen

He smiled heartily; “If I may ask, don't you notice something strange about me?” “Strange? Ugh! Not at all” I shook my head. He continued smiling; “You are so pretty, that I forgot my pick up lines. Oops! I… I'm so bad at pick up lines” He stuttered, feeling awkward. I giggled. He was only being dramatic. “Okay, here's one. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever” He stated. I faked a smile: “That's…uhm nice, nice line.. uhm?” I felt so uncomfortable around him especially when I realised what he was tryna insinuate.

He immediately took notice of the beautiful girl who was sitting alone. He quickly made his way over to her. "Do you like Star Wars? Because YODA only one for me?" "Excuse me?" Hazel scoffed. Carson flashed her his pearly white teeth. "Is your name G****e? Because you have everything I've been searching for." "Do these cheesy pickup lines ever work for you? Because they're not working now!" Hazel was not impressed at all. "You'd be surprised how many times they actually worked," Carson said proudly.