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"Women will never want me!"
A very fat JoJo lay by the side, to entire to raise his head and look at Alex, he just wagged his tail and let it drop.
Alex shoved another spoonful of ice cream in his mouth, wincing at the ice cream came in contact with the sensitive part of his teeth, he swallowed quickly. "Fuck my teeth!" He cursed angrily. "Not only am I single, but Ross has chosen to send me to the commentary section again."
"Want to know one annoying fact JoJo?" Not getting any reaction he continued. "I am not just tired of this life, I am also tired of masturbating! I have beaten my meat more times than I pee in a day!" He shouted eyes closed tight.
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