Hilarious Dark Humor Novels & Stories

A wicked joy bubbled within them, and laughter erupted from their lips, mingling in a chorus of sinister delight. Their laughter echoed through the room, reaching the darkest corners of their souls. It was a cacophony of malevolence, a twisted symphony of wickedness that resonated within the hearts of these twisted souls. Their laughter spoke volumes, conveying the depths of their depravity and the depths to which they would plunge to fulfill their desires. In the midst of their laughter, an unsettling harmony emerged—a harmony born of shared darkness and twisted desires. It was a harmony that wove together their plans, their ambitions, and their understanding of the path they had chosen.

He slammed his hands to the bed and glared at me. "Tell me what is funny, or I will make sure you will never be able to talk again." I rolled my eyes. "You think you're the absolute, the ultimate power, but here you are trembling because you're getting hit from each side. How does that feel? To see that your arrogance was just a facade?" I giggled, and I could see the way his jaw clenched. "Seeing your pride crumble down slowly is the best thing every." The dark king burst out laughing. "What is this? Do you have some kind of fantasy that I will be defeated? Then you are truly deluded because that is something that can never happen."

"Or I tell Zane that you slept in my bed until you turned sixteen and that accidents still happened until late into your teenage years." Shirley gasps. "But that's a lie!" I wink smugly at her. "I know, but Zane doesn't need to know that. You know that I'm good at lying and manipulating him. He will believe me." Shirley stares at me. I stare back. We both fall into a laughing fit at the same time, howling at my dark joke. It only gets funnier by the minute. Soon we are both crying like idiots. "Oh-my-fucking-god... Really? REALLY GINA?!" Shirley is wheezing while finding us a parking spot. "You can't make dark jokes like that! You're killing me!"

“Are you having the table meeting when Cade gets here?” Piercy sighed. “Might as well. No reason to meet back up and expose you to more risk of getting kidnapped again.” “Well, I’m tied with Tatum now.” That annoyed Piercy. “Horrible joke.” “Dark humor is a way to cope.” I looked up at him and smiled. “I love your smile.” Piercy smirked at me. “Just wish it wasn’t on there because of a crude joke.” “Yeah, well, I’m sure the slice down my face will make my luna pictures rememberable.” There was a slight edge to my voice I tried to keep out.

His eyes fell to my phone as I looked at the picture of the apartment. It was funny I was doing something that I never expected to do. Maybe it was from disbelief, or maybe the thought that she was lost forever I couldn't quite say at that moment, in a way I felt I was ridiculous. I didn’t know, but I didn’t care ... .The Thought forced a laughter from me. My laughter was Softly, dark. The kind of laugh that has no good intentions or one that was fed up with the thought of life. It was the kind of laugh the walls of life don't forget more like I was doing it out of mockery.

He looked calm as though he was talking about a trivial matter. "Well..." The dozen or so Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races were all stunned. "Haha!" Next, the dozen or so Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races let out loud laughter. "Human, do you know? This is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life!" An Iron Wolf laughed with tears in his eyes. He held onto his stomach as he laughed towards Lucas.

She loosened her fist and smiled at the man as she closed the door behind her. " Can you not call her that? You just met, for crying out loud. While you are at it, can you also refrain from embarrassing me ?" Xander spoke in an irritated tone. At first, Alvin was perplexed. Shortly after, he burst into a chime of loud and boisterous laughter. He laughed until tears streamed out of his eyes. "You.." his laughter proceeded until an annoyed Xander hit him in the face. The pain made him stop laughing, but a knowing look crossed his eyes.

The seating arrangements were quite tricky but we still ended up at a good seat. And soon, the show started. "Hello everyone, my name is Justin and I'm your comedian for today." He said and the crowd roared with applause. "So something happened to me a week ago that I want to share with you lot." He began. "My girlfriend dog died and I got her another one but she was upset." "I asked her why.." "And she screamed - what would I do with two dead dogs?" Justin said and the crowd roared with laughter. I laughed too. I've always found dark humor funny anyways. I looked to my side where Eve sat but she didn't seem amused at all.

All persons laughing out loud for his future victory and praised Kylie for her plan. "Mom, you are great I also want to see that bastard miserable condition at that time when she was on the bed of that fatty old man 'Bobby Jane' and doing that disgusting thing with him". Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! "Such a memorable scene," Alina Brown said.

The room went dead quiet when I said I would take the prize, but that quiet did not last. A second later, laughter thundered through the air. Lily Smith was the loudest, doubling over with tears streaming from her eyes. "How else could she be the top seller?" she cackled. "A woman like her has to have skin as thick as a rhino." I ignored her snide comments and kept my cool. "Just to be clear," I said, "since the company so generously 'rewarded' me with bathroom duty, that's all I'll be doing for the next three days. Everything else is off my plate."